This is toilet humour at its absolute yuckiness. Instead of Top Trumps this is a game of Plop Trumps. If you're familiar with the card game of Trumps where comparisons are made, then this takes the classic schoolyard game to a whole new disgusting level. The rules are easy
- simply compare the smelliness, hardness & general 'uurrgghh factor' of pictures of poo. Like the normal game of Trumps, each card has a picture & 'stats'; it also comes with an interesting fact about the animal which produced the poo
- very educational indeed! This game really does stink! Child-like in its humour & approach, this card game is ideal for grown-ups who have never really grown up! Makes a great gift for that colleague who you're not particularly keen on what a great way to show that person what you really think of them. Comes in a handy tin easy to transport or take on long car journeys! We give this a disgusting rating of 11 out of 10!

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Have you got a gross sense of humour? Kids going through that poo-obsessed faze? Whatever your age, Plop Trumps card game is sure to get the whole family in fits of laughter! This card game comes with six categories to get those faces wincing & the all-important points on the board. Take down your opponent by challenging their animal bowel movement with yours & compare width, frequency, hardness, length, smelliness & the all defining “yuk-factor.” Ever wondered if a tiger’s poo could outscore an alpaca? Well wonder no more thanks to this hilarious game. Use the aid of turd trumps to find out which bowel movements are mightier & get that all-impootant win. These cards are also stacked full of unique animal insights & facts to make this a fun, informative game for all involved. It’s an ideal addition for holidays & road trips thanks to its handy carry case & it’s even perfect to play at home to bring a livelier discussion to game night! If you’re ready to get grossed out with the family & enjoy some true poo-based facts, this game about number 2s needs to be number 1 on your list! So, order the Plop Trumps Card Game today! ...

What is more potent Blue Whale poo or a House Fly poo? Surely, this is the question that has left the whole world guessing, but luckily with this Extreme Plop Trumps game you will be able to find out all the stats & figures for any animal poo you can think of. We're not talking crap...we swear! This hilarious spin on the classic Top Trumps style game

Includes:: scientific facts & high quality images of some of the most extreme animal poo's known to man. It's perfect for kids of all ages & can be played with the original Plop Trumps too. Find out what the smallest, biggest, smelliest & strongest animal poo known to man is with 52 individual detailed photo fact cards. Play against a friend to find out who truly is the King of Turd! This extreme Plop Trumps game comes in an Original Handy metal carry case, so you can take your Plop Trumps with you wherever you go.

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You’ve heard about kicking things off with a bang, but we prefer a pop! At least, we do when we’re talking about bottled beverages! So, step aside champagne, thanks to the Plopr, anything in a capped bottle can pop like a hip-hop dancer! The Plopr is a bottle opener with a wickedly simple design… & a straight up wicked effect! It’s a flat piece of sturdy stainless steel with an upside-down T shape cut into it. Simply put your bottle’s lid into the thin end of the T & pull upwards, fast. As you hit the thick end, the lid of your bottle will shoot off with a proper (or, should we say Plopr?) pop!    Every celebration should start with a bottle popping. What’s to celebrate, you ask? Well, the fact that you’ve just found the world’s coolest bottle opener, of course! So, grab a Plopr & a bottle of bubbly (or even not so bubbly), pop, & don’t stop! ...

Ever feel like you should start charging for the taxi service you seem to be providing friends & family? Well now you can really give of the impression of a taxi driver! The plug-in i Retro Taxi Speaker works as a mobile phone microphone & speaker & functions like the real thing seen in New York. It enables you to make calls when driving in a safe but stylish fashion. Great for playing music straight from your phone & it's compatible with all phones, ipads & laptops. Plug this retro New York taxi walkie-talkie into your smart phone to make calls & pick up passengers on the way! A cheeky gift to give to the person who seems to be constantly carting you around places! ...

Enjoy portable power & maintain communication when you're away from a power source with this Pocket size Power Bank Keyring. Ideal for busy people who are constantly on the move, this pocket charger provides valuable back up power source for those on the move or in remote locations. Compact in size, the keyfob lanyard means that you can attach it to your keyring along with all your important keys. By plugging the USB (Universal Serial Bus) connection which comes with your Smartphone into the battery pack, you can charge up your device & have that extra bit of juice when its energy levels start to lag. The Pocket Power Bank takes 2-3 hours to charge from your PC via the included USB (Universal Serial Bus) cable & will provide power in reserve for all varieties of Smartphones including iphone, Samsung, Sony, HTC, Blackberry & more. It also has rapid charging time too
- for example, it takes 90 minutes to provide 100% battery charge for an iphone; 75% for a Samsung Galaxy S3.  Please note that the energy tube does not charge tablet devices. Technical specifications   Pocket Power Bank Inupt DC 5V – 1000m Ah Pocket Power Bank Output DC 5.3V – 1000m Ah 2000 Battery capacity m Ah. Dimensions: 22 x 24 x 96 mm USB (Universal Serial Bus) Charging cable included 
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Do your kids love drawing & creating art from their imagination? Or perhaps you yourself or someone you know is an avid artist that loves experimenting with different media? The Pocket Etch A Sketch is a brilliant gift for you then. This small version of the much loved original is the perfect travel companion with its compact size & smaller screen. Take your imagination on an adventure & Sketch on the Etch! Etch A Sketches are made with Aliminium powder that sits behind the 'magic' screen. When the knobs are turned, the aluminium powder is then scraped off which creates the dark lines shown on the front of the glass screen. To erase your drawing to start another one, simply turn the Etch upside down & shake. The powder will shift & your screen will be clean to create again. So whether your child is practicing their letters or you want to recreate the Paris skyline, grab yourself a Pocket Etch A Sketch & go! ...

‘ Brush aside’ those gift concerns: This is the must-have item for slick haired delinquent rebels. This is not your average, run of the mill comb, it resembles an old fashioned flick knife, to complete his bad boy look. Keep those unruly strands in place, anywhere & everywhere! Perfect for the man on the go. Male grooming in a serious matter &, here at Menkind, we understand that a gent’s hairstyle is paramount & must be carefully maintained at all times. Our hair comb is pocket size
- Allowing him a quick comb-through in the office lavatories. The metal comb also makes a great addition to a travel grooming kit. Great & unusual stocking filler or boyfriend present idea.
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Brush aside those gift concerns: This is the must-have item for slick haired delinquent rebels
- remember James Dean in Rebel Without
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Test your IQ, or that of your mates. It’s surprising how willing everyone is to be tested & how controversial some people’s scores are! Use hits nifty little pack to knock a clever clogs off his pedestal, prove your own superior mental prowess or demonstrate that IQ is a rubbish measure of intelligence. If you never knew that pockets had IQs, nows your chance to discover the Intelligence"ient of yours, even if all it contains is coins, the odd chewing gum wrapper & ordinarily isnt very deep. Just teasing. The Pocket IQ Test isnt for pockets. Nor is it just for intelligent people. Its for all of us, as a standardised measure of intelligence that has held true since the 1930s (and in various other forms for nearly a century). It can, of course be argued about & disputed
- & it has
- but theres no doubt that it offers a simply fascinating insight intro what makes us tick. This lovely little set of cards, which is compact enough to travel with you for emergency use on unsuspecting chums, contains 60 questions along with A superbly comprehensive set of answers, as well as scoring cards to speedily define the IQ of the subject. You can also self-administrate
- no cheating, now
- so its possible to test yourself with the minimum of fuss. Just in case you worry about fluffing the test the first time around, there are even some dashed handy sample cards to help get you in the swing of it all, so come the big test for real, you can get off to a flying start. Then its all down to you & the supercomputer you call your brain. Good luck.



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