This Reliable as a Perfect Wristwatch Heat Changing Coffee Mug will leave any potential coffee or tea drinkers embarrassed as the words on the front of the mug change when hot liquid is added to reveal the phrase "A Perfect Twat", which any potential victims won't see until you point it out to them. Your boss or that really annoying bloke in accounts may think he is getting a nice ceramic mug, but unbeknownst to him as soon as he sits down for a quick cuppa people will get a completely different impression of him! Great gift idea for the grumpy man you know or as a jokey gift for someone in the office. Mug dimensions:

Width: 10cm;

Depth: 8cm;

Height: 8.5cm. Holds 10 flu.oz.





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There is nothing like relaxing with the soothing sounds of soft water flowing. But since you don’t have a stream in your living room, we have the perfect way for you to get that relaxation. All you need is this perfection fountain! Once you add distilled water to the fountain & plug it into the mains you can listen to it for hours. Plus, it’s great to look at. It’s made from polyresin with dark finishes & a golden elephant, & a glass LED sphere that spins & changes colour. So, if you’re looking to add extra ambiance to your home then get this fountain today! Please note distilled water is needed for the fountain. Perfection Indoor Fountain ...

Carry your favourite fragrance with you wherever you go with this portable Perfume Atomiser, which is perfect for travel. With the restrictions & fears in airports nowadays you are only allowed to take liquids on board which are under 100ml in volume, which prevents you from being able to take that favourite bottle of BOSS with you for evening meals & nights out when abroad. The leak proof container can be easily filled in a matter of seconds by pouring or spraying straight into the base of the bottle. It can hold up to 50 sprays & is cabin approved for hassle-free travel, so you can freshen up on the flight. The automiser is refillable, so depending on your preference, you can fill it with a variety of liquids. Take your favourite fragrance anywhere with this refillable atomiser. Thanks to its patented dual-filling mechanism, it can be filled in seconds by either pouring or spraying directly into the base. Perfect for use with any perfume or aftershave, the leak-proof glass bottle holds more than 50 sprays, while the sleek & slimline design is cabin approved for hassle-free travel. ...

Please note: Item is shipped directly from our supplier Desks are not the most stimulating places to be at the best of times, & when your job is a bore you cant imagine being somewhere worse. However, the Perpendum (also known as Swinging Sticks) can change that. Perpendum is a unique piece of decorative work, hypnotic in its perpetual, silent movements that appear to beat gravity, & it mesmerizes the observer whether it be in an office, or at home on the mantelpiece. Every piece of it has to be hand crafted by experts in their respective field to ensure that the level of technological precision needed to make this concept work completely, is reached. Sadly, the laws of physics prohibit constant movement without some kind of power source, however the Perpendum tries its hardest to beat this, & despite being powered by 4 x AA batteries may only need these to be replaced up to every 3 years! It is a fantastic looking, contemporary ornament that is guaranteed to cause a stir in any given environment, especially the office. Did you know that this wonderful object dart was also featured in Iron Man 2? It was on Pepper Potts desk & distracts Tony Stark. Perpendum
- Perpetual Motion Ornament Requires 4 x AA batteries required to provide a very small trickle charge when the Perpendum eventually slows down, enabling continuous movement Rotates continuously for up to three years on one set of batteries Dimensions: Approx. 30 x 30 x 10 cm
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Experience the captivating beauty of the Perpetual Motion Kinetic Art Mobile! This mesmerizing piece of art showcases perpetual motion through its spinning magnets, creating an enchanting & ever-moving display. Perfect for offices or chill rooms, it adds a touch of elegance & tranquillity to any space. The gentle motion & intricate design offer a soothing visual experience that is sure to captivate & relax. Measuring Approx. 18.5 cm tall it is compact yet impactful, fitting seamlessly into any environment. This mobile requires 4 x AA batteries (not included) to help in powering the continuous movement. Elevate your surroundings with this unique & fascinating kinetic art mobile, bringing a sense of wonder & harmony to your space. ...

Not for sale to persons under the age of 18. Age verification checks will be performed during checkout. This item must be used responsibly & appropriately. This white wine & wine glass set is perfect for anyone that loves drinking wine. The set

Includes:: a mini bottle of white wine & a personalised wine glass which is presented in a folding gift box. The text “there’s always time for a glass of wine” is fixed text – but you can add a name of up to 12 characters. Please note that the wine brand may vary.

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Everyone loves a posh glass, so treat him to a traditional beer stein that's the perfect gift for him! Made from glass & hand etched with a name of your choice, it adds a certain personal feel, so every drink consumed will feel full of love & care, even if it's just a pint of nice cold beer! Personalise with initials of your choice up to 3 characters. ...

Love tokens come in many forms
- flowers, jewellery, champagne, chocolate, romantic nights in/out. If you're after a unique
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Not for sale to persons under the age of 18. By placing an order for this product, you declare that you are 18 years of age or over. This item must be used responsibly & appropriately. Want to give the cheese lover or foodie you know a gift that sums up their passion or indeed personality? Look no further than this " Some things Get better with Age" Bamboo Cheese Board Set with knives. Not only is it a brilliant kitchen accessory, it also makes an aesthetically pleasing piece of tableware at dinner parties.  This cheese board set can be personalised with a monogrammed initial on top of the board with title & full name of the recipient on the inner drawer. Wreath design & the words " Some things get better with age" come as standard.  Measuring 40cm across,  it's large enough to host a gooey Camembert, slice of blue cheese & slab of mature cheddar (or whatever you fancy). Plus the cheese board set comes with the following stainless steel cutlery which are stored in an inner drawer beneath the board:- Hard Cheese Knife Cheese Fork, Stilton Knife Cheddar Knife This Personalised Cheese Board would also make a lovely Christmas present for Dad or Grandad. Simply combine with some festive Stilton cheese & a rich bottle of Port. Mmmmmm. Perfect winter warmer & ideal holiday gift. 

Dimensions of board: 40cm x 25cm x 2.5cm  

Dimensions of knives: 12cm x 3cm (at handle)



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Not for sale to persons under the age of 18. By placing an order for this product, you declare that you are 18 years of age or over. This item must be used responsibly & appropriately. Want to give the cheese lover or foodie you know a gift that sums up their passion or indeed personality? Look no further than this " Big Cheese Bamboo Cheese Board set with knives. Not only is it a brilliant kitchen accessory, it also makes an aesthetically pleasing piece of tableware at dinner parties.  This board can be personalised with the recipient's name which is followed by the words AKA THE BIG CHEESE. Measuring 40cm across,  it's large enough to host a gooey Camembert, slice of blue cheese & slab of mature cheddar (or whatever you fancy). Plus the cheese board set comes with the following handy cutlery which are stored in an inner drawer beneath the board.
- Hard Cheese Knife Cheese Fork, Stilton Knife Cheddar Knife This Personalised Cheese Board would also make a lovely present for Dad or Grandad. Simply combine with some festive Stilton cheese & a rich bottle of Port. Mmmmmm. Perfect winter warmer & ideal holiday gift. 

Dimensions of board: 40cm x 25cm x 2.5cm  

Dimensions of knives: 12cm x 3cm (at handle)




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