Oh, hey, didn’t see you there! We thought we’d try something new (that we do literally every time we write a product description) & talk directly to you, shattering that fourth wall & giving us an excellent way to do what we’re really trying to do, which is make you fall in love with this Deadpool bathrobe! Oh yeah, we feel you falling right now. Hey, do a super-hero landing when you hit the bottom! What’s that? You’re not a superhero? Well, you are now! At least, you will be when you put on this officially licensed Deadpool bathrobe. Fortunately, this bathrobe isn’t green… or animated. It’s made from red fleece (so you can’t see the blood from your shaving nicks) & it’s so absorbent it can even soak up the torrents of sarcasm dripping from Deadpool’s every word. Oh, & did we mention it’s as soft as the spot that Wade Wilson has for the downtrodden? No? Well, it is. This robe has Deadpool’s famous swords on its back (which are pretty much his only weapons, since he’s always forgetting his ammo bag). But, don’t worry about turning yourself into a human shish-kebab as you plop on the sofa… they’re not real, just skilfully embroidered. The same goes for the Deadpool logo on the front pocket. Do you like your superheroes a little tongue-in-cheek? Yes? Then get your cheeks (and the rest of you) into this tongue-coloured Deadpool fleece bathrobe today! ...

So, you want to slip your head into something soft & warm? Well, there’s only one thing you need. This Marvel Deadpool Laplander ski beanie! This beanie is as red as the blood that the merc with a mouth spouts constantly. &, it has black rings around the eyes that match a sleep-deprived teenager’s… or someone silly enough to mess with the same prisoner twice. Comfort-wise, it’s made from 100% acrylic, which’ll keep you as warm as Firefist’s… well, fists! This beanie is designed to make you feel like you’re seeing the world through Deadpool’s eyes… which is why, like the plot of Green Lantern, it has a couple of holes in it. Pull the beanie down & you can look right through the eye holes, so it’ll feel like you’re inside Wade Wilson’s mind (do you suddenly feel the need to take a shower?). So, if you don’t want to be colder than Colossus’ skin this winter, order your Marvel Deadpool Beanie today!   ...

Keep yourself warm during the colder months with this Deadpool Beanie & Scarf! It’s a matching set of officially licensed Marvel merch & one size fits most. ...

This 4 cm Marvel Deadpool Pop! Vinyl Keychain shows the famous Wade Wilson in his alternate black suit instead of his equally as good red suit. He is also holding a perfectly safe Katana in his h&. Now you can carry a little Wade Wilson around with you wherever you go, which sounds weird when we put it like that, but still fun. Grab your own little Deadpool keychain today, for yourself or someone who loves Marvel.  ...

What? Just because he’s a superhero means that Deadpool can’t kick back & relax from time to time? You think Burt Reynolds has a patent on sideways, nonchalant poses? Well, Deadpool is a movie star now, & we all know that, if anyone needs a break, it’s movie stars… You think making millions playing pretend for a few months is easy? Good old Wade Wilson takes full advantage of his star status with this Deadpool Pop! Vinyl, which sees him rocking the centrefold pose better than a permed, soft-lit, ‘80s supermodel. Tell us honestly that you don’t want to take this figure home, light some candles, throw on some Barry White, & take a dip in the shimmering white pools that are D-Pool’s eyes. Go on, tell us… we’ll wait. Cable thinks he’s just an annoying clown dressed up as a naughty toy, but Deadpool is so much more than that… or, is he? No, actually, that’s pretty accurate, but we love him anyway! If you’re with us, get this relaxed Deadpool Funko Pop! today! They’re in danger of running out faster than our facetious wit, & you know that’s on thin ice... ...

Become the Deadpool you always felt like on the inside with this Deadpool Outfit Marvel Jumpsuit. The jumpsuit itself features Deadpool’s straps printed to the chest & even has his swords printed on the back. Now you can be the mercenary without any of the sharp bits (except your wit… & the pieces of popcorn stuck in your teeth). Plus, you will be able to easily get in & out of this jumpsuit with the zip that runs down the front of the suit. Don’t wait around, order your own Deadpool Jumpsuit today! ...

Love Deadpool? Well then get your hands on this Marvel Deadpool Metallic Collection Cosplay Loungefly Mini Backpack! Part of the Loungefly Marvel collection, this officially licensed Deadpool merchandise is a must-have for fans. Crafted from vegan-friendly metallic faux leather, it features applique, debossed, glitter, & printed details that capture Deadpool's essence. The interior lining boasts a playful repeating pattern of the anti-hero himself. With adjustable padded straps, sturdy silver hardware, & a main zip-up pocket, this backpack is as functional as it is fabulous. It’s a great gift for Marvel fans. So, if that’s you, or someone you know, order this Marvel Deadpool Metallic Collection Cosplay Loungefly Mini Backpack today! ...

Show off your fandom with this Deadpool Splat T-Shirt, featuring the beloved Deadpool Mask design! Who won’t want an antihero in their collection. It’s officially licensed Marvel merchandise, made from 100% cotton & available in different sizes. It’s a great gift for Marvel fans. So, if that’s you, or someone you know, order this Marvel Deadpool Splat T-Shirt today! ...

Show off your fandom with this Deadpool Splat T-Shirt, featuring the beloved Deadpool Mask design! Who won’t want an antihero in their collection. It’s officially licensed Marvel merchandise, made from 100% cotton & available in different sizes. It’s a great gift for Marvel fans. So, if that’s you, or someone you know, order this Marvel Deadpool Splat T-Shirt today! ...

Show off your fandom with this Deadpool Splat T-Shirt, featuring the beloved Deadpool Mask design! Who won’t want an antihero in their collection. It’s officially licensed Marvel merchandise, made from 100% cotton & available in different sizes. It’s a great gift for Marvel fans. So, if that’s you, or someone you know, order this Marvel Deadpool Splat T-Shirt today! ...