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Horse Meat Apron

The latest development in the Horse Meat scandal is that horsemeat now takes the form of a cotton apron! Not literally, however since the whole rumpus has been about trust, we can therefore guarantee that this will raise more than a smile at your next BBQ. if you're so hungry you could eat a horse, then wear your intentions! Make your friends laugh with this satirical outfit while giving them a heads-up about the true contents of their burgers! Not only a conversation starter, the Apron is perfect for cooking at home or entertaining friends at summer BBQs as it is both practical and protective. Displaying the different cuts on the body of the horse, this Horsemeat Apron is sure to cook up a laugh! Cheeseburger and salad please, but hold the dressage!
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The latest development in the Horse Meat scandal is that horsemeat now takes the form of a cotton apron! Not literally, however since the whole rumpus has been about trust, we can therefore guarantee that this will raise more than a smile at your next BBQ. if you're so hungry you could eat a horse, then wear your intentions! Make your friends laugh with this satirical outfit while giving them a heads-up about the true contents of their burgers! Not only a conversation starter, the Apron is perfect for cooking at home or entertaining friends at summer BBQs as it is both practical & protective. Displaying the different cuts on the body of the horse, this Horsemeat Apron is sure to cook up a laugh! Cheeseburger & salad please, but hold the dressage!

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Cotton - A natural fibre grown on cotton plants
Summer - The season between Spring and Autumn. Usually the hottest season of the year
Friends - A close associate or a popular US based sitcom about a group of friends
Cotton - A 100% natural fibre coming from a cotton boll.
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