Unleash the wild & wicked hilarity with the Giant Beaver Tiny Ass! Card Game
- a riotous adventure designed for those bold souls
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Take a sip of the golden nectar out of a real man's glass with this novelty Giant Beer Glass which can hold almost 3 pints of your favourite beer, ale or lager. No more will you have to prove your masculinity by trying to know all about Chelsea's last 10 matches, as you can silence all of the critics by drinking out of the glass that will put hairs on any man's chest. Instead of asking the girlfriend or wife to keep getting you another beer you can save her tired feet & put all of your cans into one glass which saves you leaving the sofa during any precious TV watching time. Dimensions: Height 29.5cm Diameter: 12.5cm (at top of glass) Capacity: 1625ml / 2.85 pints/ 57.2oz. ...

So you’re heading out to your local & order a pint of your favourite beer. You’re all set to settle in for then night until you realise, what’s this? The barman has handed you a thin stemmed pint glass that surely can’t contain the raw manliness of your beer. Fear no more as we have the solution! This Giant Beer Stein will surely mark you out as king of the bar. This Giant Beer Stein is made from thick glass to ensure it is tough enough for the job at h&. As well as looking amazing with a dimpled glass effect & thick rim, this glass can hold a mighty 1 litre of beer (around 1 34; pints). Whether you’re leaving this stein at the pub or keeping it at home, it is easy to keep clean as it is completely dishwasher safe. So prove yourself to be a real-deal beer drinker & pick up this chalice of beer fuelled justice! ...

Sick of having to keep leaving the comfort of your living room chair to get another can of beer for your pint glass? Well why sacrifice time & effort when you can have a glass that you can fill with up to 2 cans of your favourite brand of amber liquid. The giant beer glass stein can hold up to a litre of beer, which is a true measurement of manhood, unlike those baby half pint glasses which fail to quench your oversized thirst. Its sturdy handle & dimpled glass design remind us of the real male drinkers of old, who after a hard days fox hunting would smoke their tobacco filled pipe & dampen their handlebar moustache by drinking out of a glass such as this. So don't compromise when it comes to your beer glass. Get the Giant Beer Stein
- for all your thirst quenching, masculine needs! The Stein Glass will stand proud amongst your drinkware in your home bar or kitchen cupboard. Makes a brilliant 18th birthday present.
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The warmer weather certainly means outdoor fun & games. This Light-Up Bubble Gun will produce giant bubbles that will amaze & enthrall. Pull the trigger of this giant bubble gun & watch a continuous stream of giant bubble emerge. The foam fan blades ensure the bubbles are blown over a distance while the flashing LED's light up the bubbles giving a colourful rainbow effect
- great in the light & amazing in the dark. Simply load the pot of bubble liquid (supplied) & it will keep firing out bubbles until you take your finger off the trigger. Great fun for kids of all ages & educational too
- just don't tell them! Ideal for parties, fun down the park or even at summer festivals. However we would advise that blowing giant bubbles are reserved for fun outdoors or wide indoor spaces.

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You don’t need to hang around a plastic surgeon’s waiting room if you’re looking for an enormous pair of lips. We have exactly what you need right here in these giant gummy lips. &, they taste way better than collagen (we’re just guessing). So, what exactly are you looking at? Well, it’s a pair of lips putting on a better pout than an Instagram model, but they’re edible gummy goodness. Oh, & they’re strawberry flavoured, so they’re tastier than a first kiss with a long-time crush. These giant gummy lips come packaged in a gift box, so they’re an excellent gift idea for Valentine’s Day, stag nights, hen parties, birthdays, & any time you want to give your sugar a little sugar. So, for one of the sweetest kisses you’ll ever taste, order these Giant Candy Co. Gummy Lips today! ...

Would you like a Jelly Baby? Not just any Jelly Baby, mind you. No, gentle internet shoppers, this is a very special Jelly Baby. This is a giant Jelly Baby, & it can be all yours (though we expect it’ll take you a while to finish it). This giant gelatinous treat is a brilliant representation of a Jelly Baby, one of the most iconic sweets in the world. It’s awesome 27 centimetre Long body is perfect for divvying up & sharing, or just keeping to yourself for a long movie night. Either way, it’s a terrific tasty treat, sure to satisfy even the deepest of hungers! ...

Well, we’ve had some pretty awesome
- & occasionally pretty dash darn crazy
- giant gummy items here at the Menkind office,

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Tantalise your taste buds with this epically huge Giant Gummy Octopus. Measuring in at 26.5cm long, this bad boy also weighs in at 800 grams
- that’s a nearly 100 grams a tentacle – don’t forget the body! Boasting a delicious orange flavour from first bite to last, you can savour this squirmy sweet for as long as you need to as it will never lose flavour no matter how far through you get. Making an ideal gift for those with a sweet tooth, or just a real octopus enthusiast, this is one sea creature that is welcome on land anytime. Buy now!
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Let’s be honest; nothing beats a good-old massive poo, & there's not much more massive than this monstrosity of a gummy sweet! Trust us when we say it’s eye wateringly huge. Styled on the nations favourite emoji, this smiling poop is a sweet that will take several sittings to finish! Weighing in at an impressive 800g, everyone will agree it stinks that all other gummy sweets don’t come nearly this impressively oversized. This sour strawberry treat, ingeniously called bubble-bum, is both super cute & alarmingly disgusting in equal measure. Try not toilet your appetite get the better of you, & remember to share it with others… after all, there’s plenty to go round. ...