Tables aren't just for eating & maths. They make fantastic surfaces for epic football matches. &, this Gemini Table Football Game is as epic as they come! This foosball table is equipped with smooth action poles (&, no, we don't mean European gentlemen who are good at getting dates). These slippery sliders mean fast football action, making your game quicker than a Hollywood marriage. But, not only is it great for fun, it's great looking too. With a pine wood livery, this table fits smartly into most rooms. So, if you're ready to have big fun playing mini football, order this Gemini Table Football Game now! Gemini Table Football Game ...

Dont know what to get the man who has literally EVERYTHING? Well this could be the answer to the problem of buying for that tricky male! This Gentlemans Ballscratcher! is ideal for the Busy Male Executive. Ideal for the days when hands are just not precise enough, the Gentlemans Ball Scratcher is in the shape of a delicate female hand for those hard to reach places. The 9 inch handle provides excellent extra length to help get around difficult obstacles (beer bellies, old pizza, empty beer cans etc.) & provide the relief so many crave... This quality silverware utensil is dishwasher safe, & has a stain resistant surface. Presented in a high quality gift box. ...

Planning a stag do or Boys night in or out? Make sure youve got the drinking games handy. This Pint of Games makes a perfect gift to present to the future bridegroom & a way to kick start the evening. Choose to play poker with the conventional pack of 52 playing cards or sink into a more inebriated state with the five Drinking Game Rule cards. These five cards include Beer Pong (drinking version of Ping Pong which requires no bats & just a ping pong ball), Beer Blow
- balance playing cards on an empty bottle 789
- involves half empty glasses & two dice The Inviter
- rolls the dice & chance your luck Higher or Lower
- guess if the card is higher or lower
- wrong answer you must imbibe Dare we say to drink responsibly. & of course, the Pint glass can be the enjoyed by the guest of honour
- whoever that may be. Contents: 1 x Pint Glass 2 x Ping Pong Balls 2 x Dice 1 x Pack of Playing cards 5 Drinking Game rule cards





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The Gentlemans Club Satisfaction Guaranteed Posing pouch is basically a bikini for men as promoted by Borat with his Mankini. Bizzarly these rather uncomfortable looking swimming costumes are becoming a must have accessory at stag dos, large sporting gatherings such as Rugby matches, boys nights out (or in) & fancy dress parties all over. Made from 100% polyester, it comes in the colour green & one sized fits all. The retailer takes no responsibility for any arrests on charges of indecency made as a result of wearing this product. As the Posing Pouch Thong is sometimes seen as a swimming costume please be aware that it may become transparent when wet
- the mind boggles! & although it says Satisfaction Guaranteed on the packaging, we cannot necessarily take responsibility for that either... . Enjoy........ but dont freeze!
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Don't know what to get the man who has literally EVERYTHING? Well this could be the answer to the problem of buying for that tricky male! Ideal for the days when hands are just not precise enough, the Gentleman's Ball Scratcher is in the shape of a delicate female hand for those hard to reach places. The 9 inch handle provides excellent extra length to help get around difficult obstacles (beer bellies, old pizza, empty beer cans etc.) & provide the relief so many crave. This quality silverware utensil is dishwasher safe, & has a stain resistant surface & is presented in a high quality gift box. ...

A man about town should never be without his social crutch. & now he need never be, with the Emergency Hip Flask from the Gentleman’s Club range. This brightly coloured flask features a very recognisable design which is that featured on fire alarms. Take with you to picnics, music festivals, outdoor classical concerts or anywhere a quick libation is a must. The Emergency Hip Flask has a 6fl/oz capacity & measures 9.5x 11x 2 cm, enough to contain ample alcohol to lubricate a dull evening at the opera or ballet. Simply open the screw top in an emergency for liquid relief. The Emergency Hip Flask would make an ideal gift for the distinguished gentleman in your life. About the Gentlemen's Club Range The Gentlemen’s Club range is now widely seen as the modern etiquette guide for the young man-about-town. On purchasing one of the articles therein as a gift, the young gentleman recipient will be instantly transported into a world of genteel society & impeccable manners. If you are looking for an exquisite & classy gift then look no further. ...

This is a beautiful box of essential, ‘intimate care’ items for men. Ideal for the man on the go, this box set makes intimate grooming a luxury. The box contains everything a man could need including: Fluffing Brush Styling Shears Evening Wear medallion Mirror Fine leatherette box 18cm (7 inches) x 11 cm (4 inches) ...

Keep the world close at hand with this wonderful Globe Desk Lamp which lights up at a flick of a switch. The ideal Art Deco style ornament for a study, desk office or even drawing room, it would make a great house warming present for the stylish home or a wedding present for the globetrotting couple. The gleaming Silver colour is striking unlit, however when lit up, the globe glows an orange hue & the maps themselves shine in a sepia tone which is perfect for reading by, playing bridge or just creating a warm, inviting ambiance. Plus, the globe makes a great teaching tool
- particularly for youngsters who struggle with their geography. Or why not present as a gift for those who wish to travel & need inspiration for their next choice. Technical specifications Measures Approx. 25cm (10 inches) in diameter UK Voltage: 240 Volt. Easy to change light bulb E14 (25W Max) To clean, use soft dry cloth, no chemicals Cable length: 122cm Instruction manual included
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Gentlemen: if you find yourself in a bind & don’t know what to do, don’t panic, don’t be alarmed, & don’t stress. This, my friends, gentle internet shoppers, is the Gentlemen in D-Stress Survival Kit, a bag of wonders designed to make you feel better in short order no matter what your problems are. There are an incredible 24 items stuffed into this small bag (and not even cramped!), each one perfect for solving a particular dilemma that a gentleman might face. From stain remover wipes to sand paper, from toothbrush & toothpaste to a sewing kit, from a collapsible comb to a pair of shirt collar stay sets
- this kit has it all! No situation will ever catch you out again, gents, with this amazing kit on your side!
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Not for sale to persons under the age of 18. Age verification checks will be performed during checkout. This item must be used responsibly & appropriately. Do you know someone who loves rum more than a marooned pirate? We've got the perfect gift for them right here. It's this mystery Rum Selection Box! OK, so it comes with rum in it, that's no mystery. But, the packaging is covered in question marks, so your rum fan won't know what they've got until they open it. But, to give you peace of mind, we'll let you know what's in it. You'll find five 5c L bottles in these awesome flavours: spiced, coconut, coffee, mango, & pineapple. This makes an absolutely fantastic gift for a rum fan. So, if you know one of those, or you are one, order this Gentlemen's Rum Selection Box now! Gentlemen's Rum Selection Box ...