Feel exasperated after one of those days where everything seems to be going wrong? The car not started, it started it raining on the way to the bus, then you ripped your jacket sleeve? "F*** My Life" is a simple yet hilarious concept: in a few sentences, people describe how & why a simple incident has ruined their day, & if there was a way to make you feel better, its to know that other people are getting it or have had it worse than you! ...

F**k Off, I’m Gaming Men’s Socks: What are they? They’re crew socks designed specifically for the gamer who needs some time to focus… & also who like other words beginning with F. About the product They’re made from 51% combed cotton, 46% nylon, & 3% spandex. They fit UK sizes 7 to 12. Why you should buy them Buy them because you know not to disturb a gamer in the middle of a session, you want to warn others as the perils. Order these F**k Off, I’m Gaming Men’s Socks now! ...

Not for sale to persons under the age of 18. By placing an order for this product, you declare that you are 18 years of age or over. This item must be used responsibly & appropriately. Are you ready for a game that’ll challenge your brain more than an episode of Westworld & have you swearing more than boozed football fan whose team just lost? Yes? Then you need F**K. The Game! This game is designed to mess with your head more than a sadistic hypnotist. It uses a psychological technique (called the Stroop effect… Google it) to delay your brain’s responses & make you more hesitant than a learner driver at a multi-lane roundabout. All you have to do is flip the card & shout what you see – sometimes it’ll be the background colour, sometimes its text colour, & sometimes the printed swear word that could make even sailors blush. The first person to f**k up has to pick up all the cards, & the fist person to get rid of their cards is the winner! So, for a game with more swearing than a Scorsese movie & a healthy brain-workout thrown in, order F**K. The Game today! ...

This F*cking Mask face mask is a must-have for anyone who’s fed up with masks. It has a repellent finish, making it tough for the virus to squeeze through, plus an antibacterial coating. It’s also got a metal nose guard that shapes to your nose for a tight fit. ...

F*cking Virus Face Mask: What is it? It’s the ultimate way to protect yourself (and others) from Covid-19 while also reminding everyone that you find it more annoying than someone who takes up both armrests on an aeroplane. About the product This high quality mask is made from triple layered polyester because, well, layers are important. Just ask anyone who underdresses in winter. Plus, it’s safer, especially because the inner layer has an antibacterial treatment that stops viruses moving in & taking over like an inconsiderate roommate. Oh, & its comfortable elastic ear straps means it fits most adults. This isn’t a medical grade mask, so please don’t attempt any surgery in it… especially if you’re not a surgeon. But, that does mean that this mask isn’t depleting essential resources needed for the NHS & care homes. Why you should buy it Let’s be candid, Covid-19 is starting to linger longer than the last party guest, & is more annoying than the person who sniffs instead of blowing their nose. &, even if you can’t really go out, your feelings can. Let them be known by ordering this F*cking Virus Face Mask now! ...

If you’re an outsidey kind of person who isn’t fussed about getting a little muddy then this speaker could be for you. Featuring a handy popper sealed loop, you can attach this speaker to your bike, clothes or bag to keep your tunes playing loud & proud whether you are. Don’t worry about avoiding every puddle, as this rugged little speaker has an IPX4 splash proof rating so won’t mind the occasional splash. Featuring a powerful 5W speaker with an impressive 500m Ah battery, there’s more than enough juice in this mini speaker to make that picnic way more exciting. Connecting to the F2s are super easy, just use the Bluetooth on your phone & you are ready to enjoy your music as well as enjoy the simplicity of hands free calls. So if you want to share your music & the tinny little speaker on your phone just isn’t cutting the mustard the F2 is just what you need. ...

For those of you who are serious about RC toys then this Syma F3 Helicopter is the one for you. The F3 is rare in that it's a 4 channel helicopter, so you not only get the standard up, down, left, right, forward & backwards movements, but also sideward flight for ultimate customised flight paths. The F3 uses gyro technology to keep the helicopter stable when in flight, so its perfect for any novice or professional RC expert. There's no issue with glass or walls interfering with the signal between your helicopter & remote control with the anti-interference ability, which functions to ensure nothing comes in the way of the F3's signal strength. in addition the Spread Spectrum Technology provides the F3 with further remote distance, so you can remain stationary as your helicopter explores the world! As it flies, the on-board double protection technology powers off the helicopter whenever it is choked, so your copter's blades don't get destroyed whenever it gets in a tight situation. On the handheld remote control, there are a variety of different buttons & displays to provide you with ultimate control over your F3. The remote features a high/low speed switch that lets you effortlessly change between high & low speed settings, for anyone who wants to take their flying skills to the next level. The remote also features a clear LCD display which shows your F3's flight state when in the air, so you'll really feel as if your in a cockpit of your own helicopter. If you need to charge your copter then you can charge the 3.7v 150 Mah Li-Poly battery using the battery bay included, which plugs into your computer via USB (Universal Serial Bus) for simple recharging. Dimensions: Height 9cm Length 23cm Width 19cm (including blades) Note: Colour may vary Specification: Frequency: 2.4ghz Battery: 3.7v 150 Mah Li-Poly Charging Time: 60 minutes Flying Time: 6 minutes & above Controlling Distance: 30 meters Controller Battery: 4x AA (Not included)

Features: 4 channel control 2.4g remote control Handheld Remote Control LCD Transmitter Gyro Technology Two control modes High/ Low speed switch Double Protection technology Battery Bay Lower Blades USB (Universal Serial Bus) charging cable Tailblade

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This Syma F3 RC Helicopter Spares pack is ideal for replacing the blades on your RC Helicopter to prolong it's life. Don't let the flying fun stop just because of a couple of crash landings. The pack

Includes:: everything that you could ever need to repair your RC Helicopter to ensure the flying fun doesn't stop. The following items are included in the pack: 1x Balance Bar 1x Connect Buckle 2x Main Blade 1x Tail Blade

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If you can’t resist the thrill of the outdoors lifestyle & want to take all your tunes with you, then this F6 Bluetooth Speaker is the ultimate accessory! With a rugged, industrial design, carabiner fastening, IPX6 water resistance & robust silica gel casing, this high quality music player lets you enjoy your favourite tunes wherever you are. Portable & lightweight, the F6 Bluetooth Speaker features dual 5 watt speakers, providing you incredible sound quality – with clear & crisp sound without distortion for around eight hours of continuous playback time. & to save power when you play, the F6 features an energy saving sleep mode after a period of inactivity, helping you to get most from your device. Connect your F6 Speaker to your smartphone, music player, laptop or tablet using the Bluetooth, AUX or USB (Universal Serial Bus) connection. Connecting via Bluetooth enables you to even take hands free calls via the built in button navigation, so you can stay connected wherever you go! ...

Ever dream of growing up in the 60s & 70s? Actually, maybe you did & you fancy a ‘trip’ down memory lane. Simply use the Fab Lab Designer DIY Tie Dye Kit to create unlimited colour designs! Young kids & big kids alike will love creating vibrant colours thanks to this kit & its easy to follow, 8-page instruction manual. It’s also a great present to give to someone looking for a new hobby. 4 cold wash dyes are included & kids will just love creating new patterns & designs that guarantee awesome results every time. We didn’t get to see the 60s & 70s but we’re pretty sure they rocked. By the looks of these outfits they were some pretty ‘out there’ times. Get your Fab Lab Designer DIY Tie Dye Kit today! ...