Top Gear has given us the world's most popular TV show with three of the world's most obnoxious presenters. This gift book of Epic Failures provides Top Gear's take on some of motoring's biggest marketing & design disasters. Whether it's Ford designing a car that looks like a lady's nether parts, Toyota accidentally calling their car ‘the merde' (in France) or Mitsubishi unveiling their new ‘ Starion' after mishearing calls from head office in Japan to call it the ‘ Stallion', the list of great motoring cock-ups of our time is a long & distinguished one so Top Gear has delved deep into the annals of motoring history to bring you the definitive list that the automotive industry would rather forget. The definitive guide to the top 50 of Motoring Scew-ups, this countdown of crap cars & mistakes is narrated in the Top Gear inimitable style. Ideal for petrol heads who like to spend time in their backyard shed or garage & for fans of the history of motoring in general. Makes a great Christmas stocking filler, or secret Santa gift. About the Author Richard Porter is script editor for BBC's Top Gear and contributing editor for Top Gear magazine. He has written over 10 Top Gear titles, including the bestselling Big Book of Top Gear, The Top Gear Alternative Highway Code and How to Parachute into a Moving Car. ...

The Epishock Music Survival Kit for MP3 players is essential for any travelling music lovers. Carry the music as you go by simply placing the mp 3 speaker on a hard flat surface & soak up the good vibrations! The speaker works best on Tables, counters, book cases, desks, drawers, boxes, file cabinets, furniture made from glass, wood, metal, plastic etc. Extremely durable & works with any MP3 device that has a standard 3.5mm headphone jack. Its Daisy chain capability means that the more speakers you connect, the louder & louder they get! Perfect for lounging around the house, travelling or even the office & is a thoughtful gift for anyone who enjoys music. Amaze your friends & family with this revolutionary vibration technology & get people moving to the beat! The Survival Kit
Includes:: Epishock unit with built in rechargeable battery, extra cling pad, USB (Universal Serial Bus) charging cable, daisy chain cord, retro stickers & a stylish tin travel carry case!
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Unapologetically cool & giving you that clubbing vibe with every beat, this awesome EQ Bluetooth Speaker brings the party every time. This fabulous speaker integrates light & sound seamlessly as you play. This gadget is a speaker & lightshow in one, playing your tunes alongside eight colour settings & seven different colours, giving you a rounded sound responsive experience. But this cool acrylic mood light & speaker doesn’t just look good – it also delivers fantastic sound quality too. As well as five different music settings, depending on your music choice you can add the ‘bass booster’, which delivers a superior low frequency bass for phenomenal sound. Simply plug in with the AC adapter (included), pair with your music device & enjoy an impressive light & sound show for as long as you want! ...

Calling all maths geeks! Get a watch that not only looks good but challenges your intellect at the same time. The Equation Watch does this by replacing the usual hour digits with mathematical equations that make reading the time an achievement rather than a bore. The answers to the equations match the usual hour digits, so you'll have to rely on your own skills to make sure your always on time. Whether you're in a queue or stuck on your daily commute, this equation watch will make sure you're never bored again, as you'll just have to look at your wrist to find an exciting brain teaser. Perfect for nerdy friends or anyone whose up for a challenge! ...

So, you like your shoes to be shinier than a rapper's suits? No problem, we've got just what you need this Equerry Pro Electric Shoe Shine Kit! This kit contains two batons which you can use as a team to make those shoes sparkle. The first one dispenses Italian shoe cream, & has a gentle sponge tip for rubbing it into the shoe. Then, use the motorised horse hair buffer brush to get a serious shine going. This kit is nice & compact, making it great for travelling & business trips. &, the polish capsule is less than 100 ml, so it's perfectly fine to go in your hand luggage. So, for shoes that dazzle, order this Equerry Pro Electric Shoe Shine Kit now! Equerry Pro Electric Shoe Shine Kit ...

More than just a punny name, the Eraser Dictator is here to rub away your mistakes. Take command of your doodles & don’t let any rouge crayons scribble outside of their borders with the aptly named Eraser Dictator. Sending autocratic power over any mistakes you have made, with this little guy you can quickly & easily distinguish any unsightly problems that arise. He would probably say he’s the fastest, bestest, most magical eraser in the world, & that no one erases quite like him. But it's up to you whether you believe him. Regain control, wipe out anything you disagree with & take a stand against pencil errors. Nukes & regimes sold separately. ...

An ideal gift for a lover of elephants as well as a lover of messages! Whether you’re forgetful or know someone who is, then Eric here is the ideal companion for your home or office. It’s easy, just your notes down on his ceramic skin & boast the memory of an elephant with a little help from him, of course. A whiteboard pen & cloth are included so you can wipe him clean & move onto the next memo. Eric is also beautifully designed & made from ceramic, making him not just a great memo helper, but also a gorgeous gift for anyone. We aren’t very forgetful, or are we? I can’t recall. One thing is for sure though, with Eric the Memo Elephant, you’re guaranteed help with remembering as well as brightening up your home or office. Get yours now. ...

<p> So, you love escape rooms & you're excellent at solving puzzles. You make Sudoku look like naughts & crosses. But, you're yet to find a board game that will let you exploit your talents... until now. Say hello to Escape from the Grand Hotel. Or, should you say goodbye to the Grand Hotel? We suppose it depends if you can escape! </p> <p> This matchbox game is filled with difficult puzzles, brain-teasers, challenges & exercises for you to work your way out of a seemingly cursed hotel. What haunting secrets will you uncover in finding your way out of the Grand Hotel&rsquo;s history?</p> <p> If your board game life has gone a bit stale, use this difficult puzzle game to take it to the next level. Bust it out the next time your friends are over or the family is coming to town & see who the real geniuses in your life are! Order your Escape from the Grand Hotel today!</p> ...

Do you think that you have what it takes to escape the Starline Express? This mystery puzzle solving game will be a great challenge for you! Provided you can reach the end this game should take about 90 minutes to complete. Great for 2 – 8 players aged 12+. ...

You’re a young investigative journalist, Adam Parkinson, & along with your friend Henry Fielding you need to take on the Wexell Corporation. Solve your way through ten escape rooms to discover what the corporation is up to. Ranging from traditional on page puzzles to puzzles that are crafted from paper you will find this is a great activity for you, your friends & family. ...