So, your new book is great & all, but its vocabulary is more confusing than the plot of Ulysses. You could try to overlook it (like you did the creepiness in Lolita), but then you’d miss out on half the book. What you need is this electronic dictionary bookmark! Yep, just like the historical fiction author who’s ALSO a waiter, this contraption is a bookmark & an electronic dictionary! It’s flat enough to keep your place in your book, & clever enough to look up all the words that have escaped your pervasive, voluminous contemplation. With a digital screen & easy-to-use keypad, looking up words is now going to be simpler than Ian Fleming’s sentences. This electronic dictionary bookmark is battery powered (battery included), making it as portable as your position on the Hunger Games (depends on the company, right?). So, for a whole new world of comprehension, order your electronic dictionary bookmark today! ...

Mark your place in your book & discover some new words with this Electronic Dictionary Bookmark (English UK) Pink. If you come across a word you don’t recognise in a book, you can easily look up the definition on this electronic bookmark. Pocket size & thin, this electronic dictionary bookmark is not as bulky as a traditional dictionary & more useful than a standard bookmark. The LCD display gives you the instant meaning of the 38, 000 words it has in its database. This is a must-have gift for any book lover as you can save your place & look up words in one easy place. Order your very own Electronic Dictionary Bookmark (English UK) Pink today. ...

Shiatsu Foot Massager: What is it? It’s an electric foot massager that delivers a relaxing, stimulating foot massage, with heat if you like, & never complains about its thumbs getting sore or asks for a massage back. About the product This foot massager has three modes – rolling massage, kneading massage, & pressure massage – all of which come from the Shiatsu school of massage. This massager uses air pressure to give you a deeply satisfying compression massage. (Did we say massage enough? Massage). Set the mode, increase the intensity, apply a time limit, & even add heat (up to 39˚C) from the control panel on the top of the massager. How is it powered? It plugs into British standard mains. Why you should buy it If you’re sitting all day, your circulation can start to suffer. If you’re on your feet, those dogs are going to be barking when you get home. Either way, you need this Electric Foot Massager to relax & rejuvenate those feet. Order yours now! ...

So, you thought you had to hit the arcade to take in a little game of high-energy, highly-competitive laser tag? Turns out you don’t, & it’s all thanks to this infrared laser tag set! So, you know when you get an awesome toy, but to really enjoy it you have to wait (and wait…. & wait) for your friends to get theirs? Well, that isn’t the case with this laser tag game. Why? Because it comes in a set containing 2 laser shooters & 2 infrared chest-plates. So, you’re good to let the laser games begin as soon as you unbox them! These laser shooters reload with a pump-action slide & shoot infrared beams for amazingly accurate, long-distance shooting. They come with strap-on chest-plates that detect when they’re hit & light up, vibrate, & make sounds. They also automatically count their hits. To win, just accurately shoot your mate’s chest-plate 6 times! We’re usually ones to end off our descriptions with some amlazing puns, but that time has beam & gone. We’re straight shooters now… just like you’ll be when you get this pew-pew-tiful electronic laser tag 2-player set! ...

Looking for a wedding gift? Maybe you know someone who is a culinary genius? This Electronic Mill Set is ideal for the keen kitchen cook. Easy to use, it features a one handed operation to grind salt, pepper, herbs & spices. A patented 'no mess' twist base which eliminates spill over when the mills are stood. Features a ceramic mechanism for superior grinding, brushed stainless steel casing with light base which illuminates in use. Perfect gift for a regular cooker. ...

Do you think you have a great memory? Well, put it to the test with this Electronic Super Memory Match Game! It will start off easy but get harder & harder each round. Every 5 levels you pass, the game will applaud you! But if you don’t get the correct sequence, it’s game over & you have to start again. Challenge your brain to some fun memory games, & order this Electronic Super Memory Match Game today! ...

Do you want your cocktail shaken or stirred? Either way, for the perfectly mixed cocktail, you cant go wrong with this Vortex Electronic Cocktail maker! No fiddling about with blenders & no repititive strain either, thats if you make a lot a lot of cocktails! This acrylic electric cocktail shaker features an easy to use soft-touch on/off switch meaning you can mix exciting cocktails without the effort of shaking them yourself. Simply add your favourite tipple
- Martini cocktail anyone?
- replace the top & press the button.. Presto, a perfect cocktail ready for that pre-dinner aperatiff or simply a relaxing drinkie after a hard days work! The leak proof lid & cap mean you can mix exciting drinks without worrying about the mess. A perfect kitchen accessory or an ideal addiiton to your home bar. Mix your favourite cocktails like a pro bartender without the effort of shaking Soft-touch on/off switch will make mixing that Martini a breeze Easy to use
- simply add your ingredients, blend & pour Requires 2x AAA batteries (not included)


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Do you want your cocktail shaken or stirred? Either way, for the perfectly mixed cocktail, you can't go wrong with this Vortex Electronic Cocktail maker! No fiddling about with blenders & no repititive strain either, that's if you make a lot a lot of cocktails! This acrylic electric cocktail shaker features an easy to use soft-touch on/off switch meaning you can mix exciting cocktails without the effort of shaking them yourself. Simply add your favourite tipple
- Martini cocktail anyone?
- replace the top & press the button. Presto, a perfect cocktail ready for that pre-dinner aperatiff or simply a relaxing drinkie after a hard day's work! The leak proof lid & cap mean you can mix exciting drinks without worrying about the mess. A perfect kitchen accessory or an ideal addiiton to your home bar.

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There is nothing like relaxing with the soothing sounds of soft water flowing. But since you don’t have a stream in your living room, we have the perfect way for you to get that relaxation. All you need is this elephant delight fountain! Once you add distilled water to the fountain & plug it into the mains you can listen to it for hours. Plus, it’s great to look at. It’s made from polyresin but looks like bark & stone & has sweet elephants on the front & a glass LED sphere that spins & changes colour. So, if you’re looking to add extra ambiance to your home then get this fountain today! Please note distilled water is needed for the fountain. ...

Do you keep forgetting where you’ve put your rings? You know who never forgets, right? Elephants! That’s why this Elephant Ring Holder is the perfect place to keep your rings when they’re off your fingers! The Elephant Ring Holder is made from metal & has a shiny finish. It’s also a beautiful silver design with an extra-long trunk to keep all of your rings safe. Ideal as a gift for anyone who is elephant mad or just plain useless when it comes to keeping their rings safe & sound. It comes boxed making it ready to wrap & give away! It’s the perfect addition to any bedside or jewellery table & its striking silver colour means it suits any décor! The Elephant Ring Holder is perfect for any age & suitable as a gift for teenagers to older women. Jewellery can be so sentimental & important that it’s vital to keep it all in one place. This elegant Elephant Ring Holder will keep all your rings safe. Get yours today! ...