No matter who we are, we are all ruled by time – time to work, time to play, time to sleep, time to eat
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At your next party, remember to take your Click Stick
- the Monopod that extends to one metre so you can take the best group selfies
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Clickbait the game was given to a crowd of 3 to 8 unsuspecting people. You won’t believe what happened next. Click through to discover… We’ve all been there. You don’t believe that a local mum makes 1000 pounds an hour working from home with absolutely no experience… but you’re just so darned intrigued that you have to click through. Well, with Clickbait, the brilliant board game, you get to turn the table & peddle your own trashy products, one radically overblown line at a time! To play, just flip a card (featuring a completely useless product), roll the 5 letter-bearing dice, & use the letters to write a headline that people just won’t be able to scroll past. The judge decides who wins the card & the first player to bait 3 cards wins! Inside the (awesomely cursor-shaped) box, you’ll find a huge stack of cards featuring ridiculous products that you’d only find online, 5 letter dice, 8 pencils, & 2 writing pads. The game takes about 20 minutes to play & is intended for 3 to 8 players aged 14 & up! Everyone who’s tried it swears it changed their life! Don’t miss out, buy your Clickbait board game today! ...

Gone are the days where you need to carry round a ginormous ghetto blaster firing out all your favourite tunes, as now we have the super lightweight & portable Clip Bluetooth Speaker! This fabulous speaker connects via Bluetooth to your device, keeping things super simple. Once connected you’re a button away from fabulous clear cut sounds with Bluetooth & AUX playback to take with you wherever you go! Weighing an incredible 75g, this speaker is compact enough to fit into your bag, pocket or connect via the carabiner to your clothing or accessories, which also doubles up as a handy foldable stand to prop up your speaker on the move. With over four hours of wireless playback, this super clever device lets you answer & end calls in hands free mode, so you can always stay connected wherever you go. The Clip Bluetooth Speaker is made with a durable & soft rubberized coating which will keep it fully protected from any scuffs & marks. Simply charge via the USB (Universal Serial Bus) cable & you’re good to go! ...

The Clip On Golf Putter Laser Aiming Guide is your secret weapon for mastering the perfect putt! This innovative training aid is designed to elevate your golfing skills & improve your aim with laser precision. With a simple clip-on design, the Laser Guide shines a clear laser beam from your putter, guiding your putting plane & ensuring a smooth stroke every time. Experience a 360-degree swivel head that provides a wide pointing area, allowing you to align your shots flawlessly. Easy to attach to most golf putters, this device features a convenient on/off button for instant laser activation. Whether you're practicing indoors or outdoors, this clip on laser guide is versatile & suitable for any setting. Enhance your putting game with this lightweight, portable training aid, making it an ideal gift for any aspiring golfing pro. Say goodbye to missed putts & hello to confident strokes with the Clip On Golf Putter Laser Aiming Guide. Take your golfing skills to the next level & conquer the green like never before! ...

Who doesn’t love a good selfie with their cat? The only problem is, cats don’t usually want to sit there & take a cute selfie with you. That is where this Clip-on Cat Selfie accessory comes in! This cat selfie accessory clips onto your phone with ease & will grab the attention of your kitty so that they look towards your phone! Now you will have Instagram worthy pictures to share. The little hanging bell does most of the work as cats are known for their love of rattling things. Why not grab one of these clip-on Cat Selfie accessories for your cat-obsessed friends so that you get to see their adorable cat on Instagram more. Get your cats purring ‘n’ posing by ordering your own Clip-on Cat Selfie accessory today! ...

So, you’re looking & feeling great & are in the perfect spot for a selfie. But, when you pull out your phone, the overhead light makes you look like a 4-month old avocado with a substance abuse problem. Fortunately, this clip-on selfie light is here to brighten up your day! This light has an easy-to-use clip-on design & is powered by LEDs, meaning that you always have a light on hand to give you studio-style selfies. Just clip it to the top of your phone, choose from 3 brightness settings, & snap away! The circular light gives a flattering effect, accenting your bone structure & creating halos in your eyes that’ll have your social followers flipping out! This light is just like having a professional fashion photographer in your pocket, but you don’t have to pay it more money than it takes to run some small nations. Nope, 2 x AAA batteries are all this little life-saver needs! So, to see yourself (and your selfies) in a whole new light, order this RED5 selfie light today! ...

This clip-on smartphone holder has a flexible gooseneck for easy positioning & spring clip that fits most desks or tables. It’s fantastic for video calls, watching movies, streaming, or using in your car for your phone’s GPS! ...

So, you’ve been looking for a sweet sensation that’ll have your tongue feeling like it’s floating through a honey tunnel to confectionary heaven? Well, it’s not as hard to find as some might tell you. In fact, you’ve already found it! Welcome to the world of Clitoris Allsorts! At first glance they look like normal sweets, but then you notice there’s something a bit… fishy. Is it a paint swirl? Is it the opening of a wizard’s sleeve? Let’s just say Clitoris Allsorts are the Minge Tout of the sweet world, sure to leave a twist in your tongue & a tickle in your tummy! These super-soft, chewy sweets don’t just look like the inside of an exotic fruit, they taste like it, too! Yep, prepare your taste buds for the fantastically fruity flavour that’s ready to explode out of each Allsort! If you’re looking for a snack that’ll really hit the spot, snatch a pack of Clitoris Allsorts! Order yours lickity split! Ingredients: Sugar, Glucose Syrup, Water, Gelatine, Pectin, Acidity Regulators, Sodium Citrate, Citric Acid, Malic Acid, Flavouring, Colours (E129*, E102*, E133, E171). * May have an adverse effect on activity & attention in children. Store in a cool dry place. ...

Clocks & Trees Jigsaw Puzzle: What is it? It’s a brilliant jigsaw puzzle made from a fantastic photograph of a host of clocks on cardboard trees in a forest! About the product This puzzle consists of 1000 pieces made from high quality paper & cardboard. Once completed, it measures approx. 68 cm x 48 cm. Why you should buy it You’ve done meadows & seasides… now you need a puzzle that’s more eccentric than an uncle who only wears his socks inside out & speaks fluent camel. This is that puzzle. Order this Clocks & Trees 1000 Piece Jigsaw Puzzle now! ...