Put an end to all those excuses & obvious lies with the Bullsh*t Button. Let's face it, no office (or indeed home) should be without it.   For instance, my cat's just had puppies, the dog ate my homework, I have to attend an aunt's funeral,  yeah, right, what a coincidence that everyone else that day had the same excuse when there is a football international on! Of course there is always the nonsensical management speak such as "let's think outside the box" or even "the cheque is in the post ". The Bullshit Button is basically an alert button with a loud built-in speaker & red light that illuminates with a bullshit response. It will alert with one of 5 following responses: Oh come on now, that ain' t even bullsh*t, that's horse shit. (Siren) Warning, warning, bullsh*t alert. (Beep) That was bullsh*t. (Siren) Bullsh*t detected, take precautions. (Siren) Bullsh*t level death con 5 It even has a convenient Velcro backing which means you can attach to it your car & use in response to back-seat drivers. Remember, sh*t can stick even bullsh*t! Perfect novelty gift for work colleagues, mates & family or anyone you may suspect is talking a load of cobblers!   ...

Here's a wine cooler in a class all of its own – it's just we're not quite sure where that class is in the pecking order. Needless to say it looks something a tramp or street drinker would use hence the name – Bum Bag As the name suggests, the Bumbag is a reusable foil lined drinks cooler which will keep your beverage cool whether you're drinking from a bottle or a can. However it is designed to look & feel like a brown paper bag, although it is actually made from water-resistant & tear-proof Tyvek. Ideal if you don't want the contents of your drink to be shown, although we think people will probably guess that it may be an alcoholic drink of some kind. The Cooler bag makes the perfect accessory to take to a picnic, barbecue. Music festival, days out in the park, beach or even an outdoor classical concert. Classy indeed. ...

Buckle your seatbelt & prepare for the ultimate driving experience of a lifetime. This is a golden opportunity to drive one of two iconic supercars from a choice of two of the most recognisable movie cars on the planet. The incredible choice of supercars is as follows: Camaro ZL1 (Bumblebee from Transformers) featuring 600+ BHP with track focused suspension & braking system. It is the fastest Camaro ever built & an amazing experience to feel the raw power of a true modern muscle car. Or will you get behind the wheel of the R34 GTR Nissan Skyline (Bryan O' Connor's car from Fast & Furious) with twin turbos & active 4 wheel drive handling, it is a unique & a hugely enjoyable driving experience from start to finish. Your experience will begin with a welcome introduction & safety briefing. You will then get the chance to slide behind the wheel of your chosen car where you will have the chance to drive 3 thrilling & adrenaline fuelled miles. Please note, there will be a supplement fee if you choose to visit the Dunsfold or Castle Combe venue. The person driving the car will be required to sign a disclaimer accepting liability in the event of damage to the vehicle. The driver will be given an option to purchase damage waiver cover when booking to minimise their financial exposure should there be an accident. Drivers are under no obligation to purchase this optional waiver. Full details are available at the time of booking. Bumblebee Camaro ZL1 or R34 GTR Nissan Skyline Driving Experience ...

Embark on a whimsical journey with the Bumfuzzle Card Game – a side-splitting adventure crafted to baffle even the most brilliant minds! This uproarious social card game introduces players to a kaleidoscopic world of colours & words, challenging their wit & cunning with a riotous fusion of confusion. Brace yourself for an unpredictable showdown where quick thinking is your best ally, yet the game has an uncanny ability to keep you on the edge of hilarity. Bumfuzzle Card Game is not just a game; it's a riotous expedition into the unexpected, with laughter guaranteed to echo through every round! Gather a crew of 2 or more brave souls ready to navigate the twists & turns of this mind-bending extravaganza. It's a brain-bumfuzzling experience that will leave you questioning your own sanity & cheering for the glorious chaos that unfolds. Prepare for a rollicking good time as you dive headfirst into the vibrant & unpredictable world of Bumfuzzle – the ultimate challenge where confusion reigns supreme, & laughter is the only way to triumph! ...

Fidget, fiddle, & twiddle to your heart’s content with this big bumper fidget box which features 24 goodies to play with. It’s loaded with push poppers, spinners, tubes, bouncers, twisters, & much more. It’s great fun to satisfy the mind of anyone aged 3 or older! ...

So, watching horror movies & reading the news about Brexit isn’t enough to get your heart pumping? Well, this Bungee Jump Experience should do it! We’re not going to beat around bungee, here. This is what happens. You’ll get hoisted to a dizzying height of 160 ft by crane… while in a cage. Then, after briefly taking in the scenery, your white-knuckle grip will become translucent as you’re sent the way of a demoted middle-manager: down. After you survive (and you will, because all the equipment undergoes frequent checks), you’ll be given a certificate & sent on your merry way to, we’re guessing, do something to help slow down your adrenaline-filled heart. Like, maybe, watching a knitting show while drinking chamomile tea. Nice. So, for a sensational thrill, order this bungee jumping experience today! ...

If you're after something entertaining with a unique edge, why not give someone the adrenaline rush of a lifetime with bungee jumping outside the infamous O2 Arena! The O2 Arena, formerly the Millennium Dome, has become one of the top entertainment venues in the world & the characteristics of the building make it a magnificent sight. The last thing you'll hear is, '3
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- BUNGEE!' before you take the plunge! The drop speed at the O2 is 0-60mph in 1.9 seconds & jumpers will experience 2g. Bungee jumping is a safe but exhilarating experience, guaranteed to be a great gift for any thrill seeker. With your feet still firmly on the ground, you will be weighed & be brought up to speed on safety procedures. You will be fitted with your harnesses before being winched up in the cage with a jump master. Once the health & safety checks are completed, it will be '3-2-1 BUNGEE' & off you go! Please note that all booking times are approximate. The club operates a ticket system: you will be given a numbered ticket when you register which you will be asked to present prior to your jump. Photo's DVDs & other merchandise can be purchased on site.


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Get ready to experience the thrill of freefall as you plummet towards the ground. Harnessed in safely, you will start your ascent in the cage up to 160 feet in the air. You'll be attached to the bungee by your instructor & then it is time to take the plunge, where you will hear the famous countdown "3, 2, 1, bungee" & then it's up to you! This is one of the biggest rushes you & your friend will ever get, unforgettable! With your feet still firmly on the ground, you will be weighed & brought up to speed on safety procedures. You will be fitted with your harnesses before being winched up in the cage with a jump master. Once the health & safety checks are complete you will take it in turns to take the plunge. Please note that all booking times are approximate. The club operates a ticket system & you will be given a numbered ticket when you register with the experience provider, which you will be asked to present prior to your jump. Whilst you are waiting there is plenty to watch! DVDs, photos & other merchandise are available to purchase on the day. ...

G’ Day mate! Want to fly a boomerang but fear that they’re a tad dangerous? After all the Australian Aborigines used them to hunt so they can prove lethal. Enter the Bungle Bungle – a soft boomerang which can be played anywhere with your friends. Ideal for the beach, backyard, park or campsite, it’s yard friendly & can soar to heights of to 50 feet (15 metres). Featuring good returns, simply grip the wing tip between thumb & forefinger & throw the boomerang with a snapping wrist motion at a 45-degree angle. Lightweight & made from soft polyfoam, its ideal for adults & kids alike, however its not recommended for children under 7 years old.

Features: Soft outdoor Boomerang
- lightweight, soft & safe
- made from Polyfoam Perfect outdoor toy for this Summer Easy to use
- simply grip wing tip with thumb & forefinger & throw Ideal for the beach, campsite, backyard, anywhere outdoors Flies up to beetween 30-50 feet (9
- 15 metres) Dimensions: 14 inches. Suitable for ages: 7+ NB: Menkind cannot guarantee colour provided





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Do you like explosions more than an action movie director with an over-inflated budget? Yes? Well then, you’ll love Bunker Assault! This radio-controlled challenge pits a 1:24 scale Abrams tank against an automated bunker. Each side starts with 3 lives & attempts to strip the opposition of those lives through infrared laser fire. The first to lose 3 lives loses the battle &, if that happens to be the bunker, its walls explode like a road-rage sufferer in a traffic jam (well, actually, they detach & drop off). This tank can move in all directions & has 330° turret rotation. It also has firing recoil & plays realistic battle sounds. But, don’t think that the tank has a clear advantage because of its range of motion. With the bunker able to rotate & search for targets, you might just be calling it a tank slapper when the dust settles! We think full-size tanks run on diesel, but this scale model (plus the remote & bunker) just uses 9 AA batteries, which makes it really easy to reload for more action. So, if you’re ready for more action than a Jason Statham movie, order your Bunker Assault pack today! ...