Ever heard of a grumpy young git? Nope. They’re like unicorns or a pack of completely unbroken biscuits – they just don’t exist. So, what cause men to become grumpy when they hit middle age? Turns out it’s ‘the grumpy gene’, & we have a fool-proof way of discovering it: the Are You a Grumpy Old Git? Quiz Book! Yep, this book contains 198 pages of pertinent questions that will identify that resident grumpy gene in anyone. This book presents situations (like the mail deliverer that can’t seem to read a simple address & the faulty airport scanning machine) & gauges your reactions to those situations. You get points for your answers & those points place you on the grumpy scale. Are you more of a Richard Harris Dumbledore or a Liam Neeson in Taken type? This book will let you know the hard truth. Brilliant for a laugh, this book is perfect for testing for the grumpy gene – whether it’s in yourself or someone you suspect of being a grumpy old git. So, even though it’s not illegal to be grumpy, throw the book at the culprits. Which book? This Are You a Grumpy Old Git? Quiz Book! Order your copy today! ...

This white, resin Argentine Skull Money Box is the perfect addition to any gothic style collection. It's the best way to save up your cash for a rainy day & will impress any fan of Goth culture, Tim Burton or Halloween! Create the scare factor with this deathly Argentine Skull Money Box
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Enjoy a high-speed driving experience like never before with this unique & incredible Ariel Atom driving thrill & High Speed Passenger Ride for One. The Ariel Atom not only looks like a rocket, but drives like one too! With no body panels it looks completely different from the norm, which is all in aid of saving weight. With an acceleration from 0-60 mph in an astonishing 2.89 seconds, it beats most Ferraris off the mark! It's no wonder car guru Jeremy Clarkson once described this model as "off the scale" & "one of the most beautiful cars in the world", just because of its wonderful auto-engineering & elegance. This Ariel Atom driving gift experience is bound to put a smile on any car enthusiast's face! Your day will begin with an introduction & safety briefing on circuit driving techniques. Then it's time to take to the wheel of this awesome machine. You will get to drive for four to six hair-raising miles at a track of your choice. To top it all off, you'll receive a high speed passenger ride in a performance vehicle such as a BMW M3, Vauxhall VXR8, Ford Focus RS, or a BMW sports saloon with a professional racing driver for one unforgettable lap. The person driving the car will be required to sign a disclaimer accepting liability in the event of damage to the vehicle. The driver will be given an option to purchase damage waiver cover when booking to minimise their financial exposure should there be an accident. Drivers are under no obligation to purchase this optional waiver. Full details are available at the time of booking. Ariel Atom Thrill with High Speed Passenger Ride ...

Sometimes, you’re just not sitting close enough to a coffee table, right? It can be a real pain
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Whether you want to look slick as oil or as rainbow as a unicorn’s… tail, this Armadillo metal cable in oil-slick rainbow chrome is the way to do it! Inspired by the protective shell of an armadillo, this cable uses interlocking metal to protect it from damage & from tangles. Why? Well, when’s the last time you saw a knotted armadillo. Probably never. This cable comes in a brilliant display of, well, brilliance with an oil-slick, or more environmentally-friendly rainbow colour scheme. &, what works with rainbows, sometimes? Lightning… which is the type of Apple connection that you’ll find on the end of this 1-metre cable. It works with any i OS device from the iPhone 5 & up, & the iPad 4 & up. Forget the long arm of the law, this long Armadillo has a much bigger presence & lays charges that you actually want! So, bring some bling-bling to your char-ging & order your Armadillo metal iPhone cable in oil-slick chrome today! ...

This is a brilliant watch for an active man who loves living life on the go. It features a sturdy, grey resin case & matching grey resin strap with a push-button clasp. The matching white watch hands & indices, powered by Japanese quartz movement, show prominently against the minimalistic grey dial with the date apeture located on the right of the dial. ...

The Armani Smart Dress Watch AX2003 is a beautiful, classy looking watch perfect for sharpening up any mans suit. It features silver stainless steel casing & a matching silver stainless steel bracelet strap, which is fastened by a push-button clasp. The silver watch hands & indices contrast to the dark grey watch dial, showing them prominently, exuding a classic, stylish look. ...

The Armani Mens Chronograph Watch AX1042 is a particularly versatile, impressive wristpiece. It has a sporty rubber strap & push-button clasp, perfect for an active lifestyle, but retains the aura of an expensive, classic piece for dressier occassions. The multi-dial clockface is brilliantly presented, on a black dial in a stainless steel case with black edging with black side-button betailing & this combined with the trademark Armani touch makes this a beautiful watch. ...

Yet another stylish creation from Armani. This watch shows a minimalistic approach taken by the designer, who obviously succeeded in making a subtly, classy watch that looks fantastic & still retains its practicality. It has a silver stainless steel case with matching bracelet strap & a push-button clasp, with white watch hands & indices showing a quartz analogue movement, & also displays a date aperture. ...

The AX1039 Mens chronograph watch is an original, classic styled creation from commended designers Armani Exchange. It combines a textured black watch face set in a stainless steel casing that sits perfectly on a chunky stainless steel bracelet. With contrasting silver block hour markers, this timepiece features three subdials & automatic date aperture. The three high visibility hands are driven by Japanese Quartz Movement. Specifications Armani Exchange Chronograph Gents Analogue Watch AX1039 Features a stainless steel casing on a stainless steel bracelet strap Textured black dial with subdials complements contrasting silver indices & hands Three handed Japanese Quartz Movement Case

Width: 47mm Water resistant to 50 metres Comes in a Armani Exchange presentation gift box With two years manufacturers guarantee

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