Nothing loves the sun like a cactus… except, maybe, you! So, since you both adore the heat, why not team up & take to the water to soak it all in… the sun, that is, not the water. With this giant cactus pool float, you’ll be floating your way to a fun-filled summer! This giant pool float is over 5 feet long, giving you plenty of space to stretch out as you relax on your inflatable raft. As promised, it is shaped like a classic cactus (with the spines just printed on it, thank goodness!), & is made from a durable vinyl, which makes it easy to wipe down & fold away once deflated. Perfect for the seaside, pool parties, or days at the lake, this inflatable cactus is as big as the laughs you’ll have on it! So, if you love the sun as much as cacti do, get your giant cactus pool float today! ...

Turning on the sprinkler when the sun gets searing is good fun. But, why settle for good fun when the fun can be dino-mite? With this Giant Inflatable Dinosaur Garden Sprinkler, your outdoor amusement this summer is going to be nothing short of rip-ROARing! Being a T-Rex, this garden sprinkler is more of a kingkler! Right? Because he’s the king of the dinosaurs? OK, so that joke kind of deflated… which your dinosaur sprinkler won’t do, thanks to its durable vinyl skin! &, to make sure he’s sufficiently T-Rex-worthy, this dinosaur stands over 6 feet tall! When you want to cool down faster than the Ice Age, just turn on the sprinkler. All you need to do is connect your standard garden hose to the inflated dinosaur’s foot, turn on the water, & let the dino-king rain! The water sprays from his mouth in a conical shower of pre-historic power! When it’s time for this dinosaur’s era to come to an end, just open the wide-mouth air cap for quick deflation. But, don’t feel too deflated yourself – you won’t need an excavation to raise him from the dirt next time the sun’s out. He inflates just as easily! Cooling down under a sprinkler is brilliant fun when the sun’s out. So, turn your garden into a Jurassic Water-Park this summer with this roarsome dinosaur garden sprinkler! ...

Are you full of big ideas? If you so, then jot those big ideas down with a BIG pencil! Now you have something worthy of the task in hand! This fully inflatable Giant Pencil is ideal for all those boffins out there & comes with a pencil included. Makes great joke gift for those working in advertising
- particularly for the bright sparks who come up with concepts & ideas. Give it to the boss to reinforce who is the big Chief amongst the Indians! Novelty executive toy Giant Inflatable pencil Makes a great gift for the Boss or a work colleagues Measures 45cm (a whopping 17 inches) in length

Includes:: a pencil which can be used Made from lightweight inflatable material


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Everyone wants to see their name in lights, but how would you like to see your face in candy? With this h&-made, personalised face lollipop, it’s perfectly possible! This tasty process lets you recreate any face in lollipop form! All you need to do is send us a picture & give us a few distinguishing details. We’ll send it to the sweet scientists at Spun Candy Ltd & they’ll use their confectionary creativity to carve out a mouth-watering masterpiece! You can send in your own sweet face (if you want to make it a teeny bit sweeter) or a friend’s for a fun, personalised present. You can even base your lollipops on celebrities, if you like. So, if you know someone that’s keen on licking Brad Pitt’s face all day (without getting arrested), you can make their dreams come true! These personalised face lollies are pretty close to life-sized, & measure about 30 cm by 20 cm. So, they definitely make a statement & take more licks than an office intern!   A marble sculpture might last forever, but it doesn’t taste anywhere near as good as a candy lolly! So, for a likeness that’s less eternal & more eat-ernal, order your personalised face lollipop today! ...

Bring a tropical touch to your holiday this year & be tickled pinked by a sprinkling of old school vintage glamour! We all need a touch of fun in our lives, as sometimes there’s just too much sensible & not enough silly in the world! Luckily we have just the thing to banish the grey days with this gorgeous Giant Pink Flamingo Pool Float! Perfect for the pool, the beach or just chilling in the paddling pool in your back garden, this incredibly kitsch retro styled Flamingo Float is sure to brighten up your summer. & adding a big, inflatable touch of glamour to your life has never been easier, as this sassy bird is no shrinking violet! Over four foot wide & made with durable extra-think vinyl, you can waste away the hot sunny days in complete comfort. So banish your boring ring floats, forget your sandy old lilo & kick back with the awesome hot pink holiday accessory! ...

Most of us have got a bit bigger since we last bounced around your garden clutching the horns of a grinning space hopper. Now you can bounce back to the 1970’s with the Adult sized Giant Retro Space Hopper. Bigger & tougher than the original & purpose designed for adults & teens alike, the Giant Retro Hopper can withstand the weight of a fully grown business executive weighing up to 100 kilos or 15.7 stones! Available in Orange (just like the original), the Space Hopper comes with a fast inflating foot pump & is ideal for bouncing around your garden in the summer
- would make an unusual fun seat indoors during the winter too! Whether it be for racing friends around your garden, home or office, to use as a fun seat or as a novel approach to exercise, the Giant Retro Space Hopper is a quirky gift idea popular with adults of any age & all fans of the 1970’s. How can you resist? Measures 75cm inflated (horn grips inclusive) Comes with fast inflating pump
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Who needs flowers? Give something even sweeter… like this Giant Retro Sweet Bouquet! This tasty bouquet is full of delicious retro sweets like Double Dip, Fizz Wizz, Wham, Flumps, Refreshers, Drumsticks, Love Hearts, & much more. So, if you’re looking for a great gift for someone with a sweet tooth, order this Giant Retro Sweet Bouquet now! PLEASE NOTE: Contents may vary depending on availability. ...

Rent is going up. Your deadline has been cut back by a week. Your boiler isn't working. Your dentist says you need three fillings. You've gained two pounds even though you had salad TWICE this week. Someone is going to feel your wrath…unless you have this Giant Stress Ball. At 26cm long, it can withstand you punching it, squeezing it, & twisting it more than the ending of The Sixth Sense. It will help you vent your emotions as well as a top-notch psychologist, & all for a very modest price. So, if you know someone whose stress is bigger than the hype around Tik Tok right now, or you're that stressed, order this Giant Stress Ball now! ...

If you feel like stress is squeezing your brain, squeeze back! This squishy brain is great to squeeze & is the intelligent way to relieve stress. ...

The Giant Superman Mug pays tribute not only to the legendary superhero himself, but to the expansive stomachs of his followers! The mug holds a very respectable 30oz, ensuring that you wont run out of your favourite drink through the middle of a Superman movie marathon, or even just on one of those lazy work mornings where you want a bit of the superhero to rub off on you for the day! Made from hardwearing stoneware that is fit for dishwasher use & microwaves, this is a fully functioning mug fit for the thirsty heroes out there. ...