If Tim Vine, Ken Dodd & Milton Jones are your comedy idols, then we have just the thing to help you emulate the funniest folk on earth! & let’s face it, us Brits love a bit of comedy. It doesn’t matter whether it’s st&-up, slapstick or sitcom, we can’t resist anything that can garner a laugh. & arguably the cleverest form of comedy comes in the form of the sharp & sweet one liner. This staple of comedy gold has raised a smile amongst young & old from generation to generation, & now the best 5000 jokes have been compiled in one awesome collection! This laugh out loud compilation is bursting with zingers, quips, puns & wisecracks to give that warm & fuzzy feeling that only comedy can! With absolute corkers such as ‘my mate asked if I wanted to play electric shock Monopoly. I jumped at the Chance’, ‘kids can be so irresponsible. In fact, that applies to all goats’ & 'I got chatting to a lumberjack in a pub. He seemed like a decent feller’, who can resist?! ...

Charge while you travel with this ultra-portable rapid charge 5000m Ah Power Bank! Providing a valuable back-up power source for when you’re on the move, this sleek & lightweight aluminium cased power bank provides enough power for you to charge your device several times over for when you’re on the go. Suitable for smartphones, tablets, consoles, GPS satnavs, cameras & more, the universal compatibility means that whatever your device connection, this rechargeable Power Bank keeps all your devices topped up on the move! The rapid charge makes sure that your devices are charged quickly & easily, with an LED indicator to show your batteries remaining charge. Ideal for festivals, camping trips, outdoor adventures, holidays, city breaks & work trips, the 5000m Ah Power Bank is the perfect travel companion for all your gadgets! ...

The years fly by faster than a frightened flock of pigeons, don't they? This photo frame is an excellent way of capturing all those memories! This frame's design has space for two pictures to go side by side, with Then' & Now' etched into the areas below each image. Just fill the first frame with a picture from when the happy couple first got together & fill the other with a current picture. With a fantastic floral design in silver foil & silver-plated frame, this 50th Anniversary photo frame makes a great anniversary gift, or is a great way for a couple to remember their time together! 50th Anniversary Silver Foil Double Photo Frame ...

50 years of doing anything is bound to work up a bit of a thirst. Good thing we've got just the way to satisfy it This 50th Birthday Mug! Made from bone china & holding 11 Oz, this is a great mug to use to relax with a calming cuppa. It's perfect for marking a 50th milestone, whether that's a birthday or the number of marketing cold calls answered in a row. So, make that occasion special with this 50th Birthday Bone China Mug! 50th Birthday Bone China Mug ...

When it comes to making an impression at a party, centrepieces are everything. So too for that matter are guestbooks! With this novelty 50th Birthday Signature Numbers, you can have your guests scribe their well wishes & messages on your age! With a black pen included, this sign also makes a great gift for someone hitting the big 5 0 by pre-signing it & wrapping up as a gift. A message reading ‘A keepsake for your 50th Birthday’ is written on the base & the stunning black & white design means it will adorn any room in your home perfectly. We love a trip down memory lane & with a gift like this you’ll be able to take a trip any time! Get yours now. ...

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Have you ever found yourself craving a little extra excitement in the boudoir? Longed for a breather in the midst of a passionate escapade? Look no further! Behold, the ultimate guide for those moments when you're craving a delightful distraction in the throes of passion. "52 Things To Do While You Screw" is not your average book – it's a mischievous compendium of tantalizing games, intriguing facts, & spicy"es that cater to the most adventurous minds. & if that's not enough, we've thrown in some cheeky word searches to set the mood just right. Brace yourself for a tantalizing journey through a collection of private-time puzzles that'll keep you entertained for hours, ensuring your intimate rendezvous is not just steamy but also hilariously memorable! ...

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These strip lights have LEDs that can turn 16 different colours & change between flashing, strobe, fade, & smooth modes. Control them from the included remote control. They’re easy to apply. Just cut the length you need, peel off the backing, & stick them! Please note, once you cut the strip you can’t use the excess. Stick them behind your PC monitor or TV, under the edge of your desk, or even under your kitchen counters for awesome ambiance! ...

So, you want to watch TV or game in a dark room, but the glare from your screens burns your eyes worse than seeing your parents’ underwear on the washing line. No problem, all you need is this 5M LED Strip Light with Sound Control by RED5! Put this behind your screens or under your desk to bring some awesome ambiance to your room, brightening it enough to reduce the glare. It changes between 8 different colours & has 4 different flashing modes. Oh, & it’s even sound controlled, reacting to your music or movie sound! This strip is easy to attach with its self-adhesive backing. &, if it’s too long, just trim it to the length you need. Ready to transform your lounge, chill room, or gaming den? Order this 5M LED Strip Light now! BATTERY WARNING: KEEP OUT OF REACH OF CHILDREN Store spare batteries securely & dispose of used batteries safely. If you think batteries might have been swallowed or placed inside any body part, seek immediate medical attention. ...