Gruff Nuts
- Noun: The small pieces of feces that get stuck in one's buttocks hair. Like the human equivalent of jubnuts & like jubnuts, the shouting of " Gruff Nuts" leaves no one in any doubt that you are unhappy about something, but it is not so obvious & mainstream that it can really upset anyone else. So rather than screaming "SHIT" when you hit your thumb with a hammer, you can shout "GRUFF NUTS" instead. Far more eloquent & yet just as expressive. Perfect. Hence this Gruff nuts T-shirt.