There are several possible outcomes from wearing this. The first is that someone says "oh, I am sorry for not respecting your personal space" (and you beat them mercilessly for being the sort of mung bean eating hippy that says "personal space" or, & in our opinion the more likely one is that a beautiful person gets inquisitive, comes up close to read it, you both roar with laughter & end up in the sack. Yep, that's the one I reckon will happen when "you're standing too close" is written on your T-shirt in insy weeny letters.