Some people are so dull that they can bore you even when they are not talking to you. Just think how often you are in the pub chatting with your pals & you over-hear some boring twat droning on & on about nothing. You can't really hear what he is saying & he is not actually talking to you, but he is still boring you senseless. Or it might be that you want to pre-empt the blind date you have been set up, but you find it difficult to be rude to someone directly. But don't fret, there is now a T-shirt based solution
- wear this " You're Boring Me" T-shirt under a shirt & rip it open Superman style when the talk of shoes/football/trains/X Factor gets just too much to st&.