Reasons to dump your boyfriend. 1) He insists on wearing that hideous reindeer jumper from the 1st November onwards. 2) He doesnt understand the meaning of the word foreplay outside of a golf context. 3) Youve seen the Christmas present hes bought for you & its a coupon for free pizza. Reasons to buy todays kgbdeal for a pink butterfly vibrator. 1) Its generous & sensitive, but its also commanding & powerful. 2) It doesnt take up one entire half of the bed & then steal the duvet from you. 3) You dont have to worry about it getting tipsy on December 25th & flirting with your sister-in-law. 4) Itll cost you just £18, too!