Just as annoying & impractical as the original, they go off when you don't whistle them, & when you actually need them, they're really not that reliable. A great prank gift for that cheeky relative who asks for a £25 key tracker, get them a £2 one that will drive them insane. The batteries can't be replaced, they're not very robust, no bluetooth, no GPS...no use! For youngsters who were fortunate to never own one of these, they'll have no idea of the disappointment that lies ahead, as the packaging lists the benefits "NEVER lose your keys again", " Just whistle to activate the alarm", " With Flashing Light". For those old enough to remember the first wave of keyring trackers, they may love the retro disappointment, or best kept for a secret Santa gift if you want to stay friends! Non replaceable batteries Do NOT use if you really need to find your keys! ...

As if you need any encouragement, this fun bar sign states the obvious.... if you can read this, you need another beer! This cast iron vintage bar sign is perfect for decorating walls & fences in your home or garden bar, encouraging all that enter to drink up & have another beer! Another beer bar sign Cast iron Vintage style
Size: 30cm (L) x 6cm (H) x 0.5cm (D)
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A fantastic alternative to insect repellents & sprays, this pair of anti mosquito bands repel bothersome insects & mosquitoes for up to one hundred hours each! Perfect for camping trips & travel, the wrist bands contain natural essential oils of geraniol, citronella & lemon oil which are a safer, natural alternative to DEET, keeping you free from the misery of insect bites & stings. No need to apply sprays & lotions that may irritate, anti mosquito bands are easy to wear giving you immediate protection from natures critters! Anti mosquito wrists Repel mosquitos & insects for up to 100 hours per band Instant protection Natural alternative to sprays & lotions Contain essential oils geraniol, citronella & lemon Easy to wear Non irritant Stretch to fit Not suitable for children under 8yrs ...

Use this exercise ball to strengthen your core muscles & improve your balance by increasing your stability. It can even be used as a replacement for a chair to improve your posture & help relieve back pain. Having Anti-Burst properties is very important, the ball will very slowly deflate if it gets punctured, rather than a big 'POP' which could cause a risk of injury, particularly if being used in pregnancy. The ball can also be deflated for storage. Improves Balance Engages Core Push Pin Valve Anti Burst High Quality Material Ribbed Sides Provide Grip Great for Upper & Lower Body Exercise Easy to Inflate (Pump Included) Inflates to 65cm Weight Limit 250kg (over 39 Stone!) ...

The uses for Anti-Slip Glow in the Dark Strip Tape are endless. Highlight sharp edges & steps with a bright green glow when darkness falls. An anti-slip surface will make indoor & outdoor surfaces safer, & is ideal for creating a safe workplace too! Anti-Slip Glow in the Dark Strip Tape 2.5m (L) x 50mm (W) Self-adhesive for easy application Adheres to most clean & dry surfaces Suitable for interior & exterior uses ...

Discreet & decorative, make the lights the star of the show with enchanting clusters of warm white LEDs. With 150 micro LEDs set in antique dark brown metal wire, the wire is flexible & holds shape giving a generous 7.5m of illumination. Mains operated, these cluster fairy lights are suitable for use indoors or outdoors with a sheltered socket, giving a beautiful fairy light effect to your home & garden, creating a magical, inviting atmosphere. 150 warm white LEDs Mains powered Flexible wire; holds shape Total length: 12.5m Illuminated length: 7.5m Length of lead: 5m
Material: metal Wire

Colour: antique (dark brown) Indoor & outdoor use (with sheltered socket) Light chain is IP44 rated


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Transform features around your home or garden into a beautiful focal point with cluster fairy lights set in flexible antique dark brown wire. The poseable wire holds shape making these decorative fairy lights easy to place, & battery operated, they're more flexible than mains powered fairy lights, & they can be used indoors or outdoors. A handy timer function means that you can set these warm white lights to stay lit for six hours, before switching on again at the same time every day. There's 3.2m of illumination, & with a 50cm lead from the battery pack, the battery pack can easily be hidden so that just the lights are on show. 80 warm white LEDs Static light effect Battery powered with sealed battery pack Requires 4 x AA batteries (not included) Total length: 3.7m Illuminated length: 3.2m
Material: metal Wire

Colour: Antique (dark brown) Built-in timer: 6 hours on, 18 hours off Indoor & outdoor use IP44 rated


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Antique finished, with intricate Moroccan detailing, this stylish lantern creates a cosy atmosphere around your home with gently flickering candle light. Suitable for a candle that measures up to a 6cm diameter & a height of 10cm, this decorative lantern has clear glass panels, giving you a full view of the candle inside for instant warmth & an intimate feel. Place on table tops, on the floor, or hang from the loop included to give an exotic, inviting feel to your interiors, or use outdoors on lazy summer evenings. This product has been made on a Fair Trade basis. Our supplier has a strong ethical policy & aims to buy from small scale producers who use mostly natural materials & traditional techniques to produce beautiful & unique pieces. Their belief is that the best way to help disadvantaged producers is to work in partnership with them through mutually beneficial long term trade. All producers are paid fairly for their skills to help them become financially independent & stronger. Producers are paid in advance when asked, allowing them to buy raw materials & start making their order without experiencing financial difficulty. Antique finish Moroccan lantern Clear glass panels
Size: 13 x 13 x 25cm Recycled iron & glass Handmade in India on a Fair trade basis Suitable for a candle that measures up to 6cm diameter & up to 10cm height
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Standing with a coy expression hiding inside a luxurious blue lampshade, this cute little monkey makes a stylish table lamp! ...

Add a splash of vibrant colour & unusual vintage style to your interiors with this elegant flamingo table lamp. Standing at 60cm tall, this playful vintage lamp base is a pair of slender flamingo legs highly detailed in antique gold coloured metal, & topped with a hot pink shade, this kitsch lamp is designed to capture your attention! Suitable for use with an E27 bulb, place this mains operated lamp anywhere in your home for charismatic style! Vintage flamingo leg table lamp Detailed flamingo leg lamp base in antique gold metal Hot pink drum shade Suitable for use with E27 bulb (not included) Mains operated with inline switch
Size: 60cm (H) x 31cm diameter
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