When sitting on the toilet do you often have the deepest thoughts, the biggest & best ideas & the epiphanies that other wise would have lay dormant in that complex mind of yours? The throne does somehow unleash our inner poet, our philosopher, our playwright, & we can emerge from the depths of 'the smallest room' with a clearer outlook on life. Whether you've been stuck on the same sentence in your university dissertation & feel like you can no longer go on, or you're having a tough time working out what to do with your current relationship. One simple flush & all could be revealed (metaphorically, of course!) This insightful book ' To Poo Or Not To Poo' is complete with musings from the world's greatest thinkers, like Aristotle. Contemplate & take in the meaning of life, as you go about your daily necessary business. An absolute must for toilet readers around the world, who knew one could be so inspired while on the loo? Dimensions: H18 x W10.2 x D2.1cm Pages: 160 Format: Hardback ...

This wonderful glass keepsake features the message " Today Tomorrow Forever", as well as a beautiful red heart design, & comes in a luxury presentation box. Contemporary & chic, original & colourful, this luxury polished glass keepsake makes the perfect gift for anyone. Great care is taken when creating these precious gifts & greetings, from the skills used in hand making them, through to the simple, white, stylish gift boxes in which they are presented. ...

Do you often walk into the bathroom to find your beloved four legged friend drinking from it? Since he's was a pup he's been set on that being his bowl. If you're tired of the queue that forms outside the bathroom while his Lordship is having a refreshment, then it's time to think of a solution... If only we could explain how unhygienic his dirty habit is, perhaps he'd stop. Alas, he is a dog therefore we can't. This dog toilet water dish could, however, be your saviour. Taking on the form of a toilet, you can simply attach a two litre plastic water bottle to it, to ensure it's kept filled up with delicious & clean water. We know dog's are renowned for being intelligent, but we think you'll be able to fool him into thinking he is taking a sip from the real thing. Never again will you have to panic as his adorable face comes in for a hug, & you remember it's been in the family loo. This totally sanitary gadget will suit all involved! Dimensions (approx.): H21.5 x x W14 x D23cm
Material: Ceramic Please note: Plastic water bottle not included
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They say we spend around 92 days on the porcelain throne in a lifetime. Quite shocking, right? Think of all that time that could be spent on something much more productive! You could learn a new language, pick up the art of origami or memorise every continent in the world... Or if that doesn't quite tickle your pickle, why not make your loo break a bit more fun with our toilet golf set! You can practice your putting whilst you... well, you know! With an artificial putting green that fits snugly around the base, a cup with a flag, a telescopic putter, 2 golf balls & even a ' Do Not Disturb' door hanger, you can putt in peace with no risk of being disturbed. A fun gift for a golf lover that's sure to make those 92 days fly by! Contents: 1x Felt Putting Green, 1x Cup With Flag, 2x Plastic Golf Balls, 1x Putter, 1x Do Not Disturb Sign Dimensions: H40 x W50 x D4.5cm (approx.) Suitable for ages 4 & above ...

Whoever said you couldn't introduce toilet humour to the dinner table & get away with it, clearly had never seen these brilliant salt & pepper shakers. An immediate talking point at a dinner party or novelty gift for a friend who loves to fill their home with unusual bits & pieces. Simply shake the black & white toilet to release the...pepper (phew!) & the urinal to release the salt! A strange but amusing gadget that's bound to amuse your guests. Just don't go trying to do the same with the real thing! Shake

Dimensions (approx.): H6.3cm
Material: Ceramic


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Is there anything worse than when you have a cup of tea that clearly hasn't been brewed for long enough? We know we should never scoff at a cuppa made by someone else but how hard is it to give it an extra minute or two? We've well & truly stuck our noses in to tell you about something that will change the way you brew tea forever. All you need? Some serious tongue action. Now, hold on, that doesn't mean sticking your tongue into someone else's tea, that would be gross! No no, simply fill this silicone tongue with leaves & perch the mouth on the mug & watch the magic happen... Never again will you have disappointing tea break. Dimensions (approx.): H10 x W8.9 x D3.8cm
Material: Food-grade silicone Care instructions: Dishwasher safe
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Being the owner of a vegetable patch or an allotment opens up a world of possibilities. Not only is it a great place to go when you want to escape from the hustle & bustle of everyday life but you can also grow things to last you all year. Tasty fruit you can have for desert of smoothies & earthy veg for a salad or homely stew. Whatever the patch of land is used for this Tool & Tuck box in a striking petrol blue colour is a must have. Inside the sturdy metal box is enough room for all of a gardener’s essentials. Load up with tools: a trowel & fork, twine, secateurs & any other handy things that’ll be needed & then fill the top sliding compartment with sustenance. Maybe Mrs Gardener will be kind enough to make you your favourite sandwich & even include a slice of cake as a treat. The box has a robust carry handle & a space compartment at the front to slide in a little label & identify who “ This Box Belongs To…” Dimensions: (W)28 x (H)25 x (D)15.5cm. ...

Owning a vegetable patch or a thriving allotment space opens up a world of possibilities. There’s something really gratifying about growing your own fresh fruit & earthy veg for a homemade salad or stew. Not to mention taking a trip down to the allotment is a great way to escape from the stresses of everyday life. No emails to answer, no nagging spouses, no nothing… just sweet gardening bliss. It’s no use just bounding down to your agricultural getaway unprepared; you need to load up on the particulars first. This stylish burgundy Tool & Tuck box has enough room for all your tools & gardening paraphernalia but also a secret top compartment for snacks. Hopefully someone will be kind enough to make your favourite sandwich & include a slice of cake (or two). The sturdy metal tin has a carry handle & a little space at the front to include a label so no one will confuse who it belongs to. Dimensions: (W)28 x (H)25 x (D)15.5cm. ...

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Features:A perfect Father's Day gift! Comes in a handy tin Fix anything wherever you are with our tool set in a tin!
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