Do you often pass gardens jam-packed with gnomes? Their mischievously frightening facial expressions would be enough to keep you off even the most inviting of lawns! Of course, that is their main aim, but often they seem needlessly unapproachable... In a series of mean-looking stances, some even armed with weaponry, you wouldn't be the only one to wish karma upon the miniature men! Well feast your eyes upon this, dinosaur fans. Your beloved T-REX is doing the dirty work for you. Showing the naughty gnomes who's boss, he can be seen chomping & standing on some, while grabbing his next victims. A great gift for gnome lovers & haters alike, who like to create their own world in the garden. You can always be sure that when a dinosaur is dropped into the equation things are bound to get dramatic! (You've seen the films, right?) That'll teach them for crossing his path... Dimensions (approx.): H23 x W18cm
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The definitive guide to hangover prevention & survival! This hilarious gift book is the result of many, many years of dedicated & tireless research into the terrible after-effects of drinking far too much, day after day after day. Essential research carried out regardless of the dangers (countless work-related injuries involving staggering, bumping into things, falling off bar stools & trying to snog strangers in the street) & the many health risks (including a liver that now only works on alternate Tuesdays). The hysterical Hangover Survival Guide is perfect for anyone who's woken up with a bad head & thought " What happened?". Pages: 32 Dimensions: H15 x W21cm Please note: Some cartoons are of an adult nature. ...

Do you just love the sizzle of a good rasher? The sweet, saltiness of bacon is unrivalled, whether it's squished between two soft pieces of white bread & smothered in BBQ sauce or mixed into a creamy pasta sauce. The ultimate gift for the pork-lover in your life, this fantastic kit contains three salts with smoky, sweet & original tastes, as well as everything you need to dry-cure it like a pro! What's dry-curing, I hear you ask? In a nutshell, it's when the water that naturally occurs in the meat is drawn out, leaving it full of delicious flavour! So gather the gang for a dinner party & impress them with your newly-acquired culinary skills! We bet your mouth is watering already.... Contents: 3 x curing salts: smoky, sweet, original, 1 x Muslin cloth, 1 x butcher's hook, 3 x sealable bags, 12 x plastic gloves, 1 x information & instructions brochure. Dimensions (box): H15 x W21.5 x D8cm Weight (approx.): 350g ...

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Features: Handy hardback book Jam-packed with recipes to cure all hangovers! The Hungover Cookbook is a witty self-help
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Add the self help cookbook to your basket, it's perfect for the morning after the night before! Number of pages: 120 ...

If they're a fan of the big green man himself, our Incredible Hulk phone case is the perfect gift for a comic-lover to protect their trusty phone from bumps & scratches! This brilliant case fits both iPhone 4 & iPhone 4S models & allows full access to all ports & buttons, as well as featuring the legendary Marvel character, The Incredible Hulk, in a stylish retro design. The case is satin grip coated on the inside & outside, to improve grip & absorb impact. This soft-but-hard casing feels great & features the highest-quality, full-colour print. It's a great gift for a big kid!
Material: Satin-grip plastic Dimensions: 1.5 x 12.4 x 19.3 cm (approx.)
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Features: Hand stitched Detachable bow Hand loop Deck your dog out with our on-trend bow tie collar & lead set! The
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Features: Help the new retiree with ideas on how to enjoy retirement! Handy travel size While someone might be looking
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Celebrate the Jubilee in style with our beautiful The King
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Perfect for anyone who likes to shake their hips, doing the dishes has never been so much fun than with The King Washing Up Brush! This brilliant washing up sponge is modelled on The King himself, & is sure to brighten up the home. A fantastic gift for any occasion & a new twist on this classic kitchen essential, The King is perfect for adding a bit of sexiness to the washing up. Thankyouverymuch! ...