Punk rockers may claim that they live outside the material world, but even they need somewhere to keep their money & cards safe & sound! This brilliant wallet is just the gift. Our fabulous Sex Pistols
- God Save The Queen Wallet is a high quality, rugged PVC wallet thats perfect for a music lover or rebellious teen. This fantastic gift features the Sex Pistols logo on the front, & the iconic God Save The Queen artwork by Jamie Reid inside.
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Our fantastic Sex Pistols
- God Save The Queen
- Set of 4 Coasters is a fantastic gift for the home & is sure to brighten up

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Even punks need to smarten up from time to time, & what better way to compromise than with our brilliant Sex Pistols Cufflinks? The iconic God Save The Queen artwork by Jamie Reid is considered a classic of 20th century pop culture, & these fabulous cufflinks perfectly celebrate the classic image. The cufflinks are cut from fine polished metal & feature a glossy front panel with the highest quality full colour print of the God Save The Queen artwork. Presented in a Sex Pistols windowed gift box. Dimensions: 20mm x 15mm. ...

In 1894, Ruth Smythers, ' Beloved wife of The Reverend L. She didn't intend to be amusing, but this brief treatise written for young brides is side splitting today & an eye-opener to how sexual mores have changed. ...

Are you used to waking up to a sexy man in your shower? No? In your house, are you more likely to open the door to your other half having forgotten to even close the shower curtain? You love him dearly, but seriously, how many times do you have to remind him? This amusing white curtain boasts the image of the silhouette of a man taking up a rather interesting position as he showers. Leaning back so you can see the outline of his rock hard abs & heavily sculpted body, this would be a hilarious addition to your bathroom. A great gift to get the wife, she'll get a serious shock when she walks in to see your new & enhanced physique that you've been hiding under all those baggy jumpers! Alternatively, a brilliant idea for a single girl friend who loves anything cheeky & is awaiting the arrival of the real deal. Dimensions: 180 x 180cm (71 x 71") Contains 12 rail hooks.
Material: 100% PEVA. 100% waterproof. Non-toxic odour & stain proof. Care instructions: Machine washable at 30C
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Keep your desk looking sharp with our cool desk tidy! Shaped like a pencil sharpener, it's sure to look right at home with the rest of your stationary! With a sleek wooden design & a metal finish, it makes the perfect gift for anyone who needs to keep their workspace a little tidier! A fun & practical gift, whatever the occasion! Dimensions: H12 x W8.5 x D7cm (approx.)
Material: Wood, metal
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A beautiful costume that guarantees instant sexiness, this sensual lace outfit is sure to raise pulses! This gorgeous Sheer Black Lace Teddy With Eye Mask features an exquisite sleepwear Teddy, with tie sides & an elegant lace body. The Teddy is finished with sexy & unique strappy back panty detailing. The set also

Includes:: a matching lace eye mask, adding a touch of erotic mystique to this fabulous costume.
Material: 90% Nylon, 10% Spandex.


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Do you know someone who loves anything sporty with four wheels? The sound, the smell & the speed of the tyres as they hit the road, exhilarates them like nothing else. Despite the fact that they drive a fairly normal family estate car, they often drift off when cruising round the country roads. In their head they're behind the wheel of a the most expensive sports car on the market. Keep that dream alive with this fantastic gadget that will make everything just that bit more real. Simply plug it into the lighter socket, select a frequency for the car stereo receiver & crank up the volume! Your passengers will be super impressed as the authentic sounds of a Shelby Mustang ring through the speakers, adjusting to the speed as you drive. The silver contraption has a digital screen & volume controls on the front, as well as a 3.5mm audio cable. The recognisable rumble & roar of the muscle car, now almost a thing of the past, can soon be thrilling your car enthusiast friend every time they put the key in the ignition. ...

A great accompaniment to an engraved wine glass, this miniature bottle of Shiraz will be a welcome gift for a wine lover. Capacity: 187ml ...

Our hilarious Shocking Lighter is a great gag that is guaranteed to get everyone in the office or pub laughing their heads off. This fantastic novelty gift is designed to look exactly like an electronic cigarette lighter. When the lever of the lighter is pressed however, a sharp electrical charge is administered, much to the shock (literally) of the unsuspecting victim! This classic prank will amuse over & over, & is sure to prove popular with friends, colleagues & anyone who comes over & asks for a light! ...