No, you haven't got soap suds in your eyes, this crisp, white cotton towel boasts two cheeky eye holes to create the easiest Halloween costume on the market. Perfect for a Halloween-come-pool party (do they exist?) Simply throw it over your head & get spookin'. Perfect for a last minute shin dig or to make the kids bath time that bit more exciting.
Material: 100% cotton Dimensions (approx.): H140 x W100cm
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We don't think it matters how old you are, finding a stocking hung on the door on Christmas morning is always exciting! & this giant red & green stocking, a whopping 30in. in length, is bound to get some cheers of excitement at 6am! Remember being a child & waking up on Christmas day to find a present-filled stocking at the end of your bed? It was so exciting, wasn't it? Delving into the top...reaching inside...and pulling out gift after gift, all waiting to have the wrapping paper ripped off! Recreate that sense of utter wonder & excitement for your children (and big kids, too!) once more with this giant Christmas stocking. Made from red felt, with a green band at the top & toe, the stocking is printed with white snowflakes & the words 'I've been really good all year...honest.' It's an ideal stocking for adults, though we should mention that just because we're grown-ups now, it doesn't mean we don't want chocolate coins & an orange in there, too...
Material: Synthetic Dimensions: H76 x W29cm
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The sun is shining, the weather is sweet & you've got a mojito in h&. Does it get much better than this? Well actually, yes it does! We know that holidays are all about treating yourself. From a slice (or three!) of your favourite pizza or an indulgent burger, it's time to chow down & catch a few rays while you're at it, right? And what better way to pay homage to your favourite treats than with a giant pizza or burger blanket? Forget sunbathing on a mediocre towel, beach blankets just got tasty & these are about to up the ante of beach bag essentials! Made from microfibre, each towel measures 5 foot wide & comes in two designs. Choose from an a delicious burger or a round pepperoni pizza & ensure everybody knows the way to your stomach (and nobody goes stealing your sun bed!)A fun gift for a fast-food lover! Blanket options: Choose from a burger or pizza Dimensions: Blanket
Width: 5 ft (1.52m)
Material: 100% microfibre Care instructions: Machine washable

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Everyone loves champagne, there's nothing like the sound of the cork popping & each tiny bubble excitedly rising to the top of your flute, & often pouring over the top, should the person pouring get over-excited. Spread your love for the tingly drink, that you like to tantalize your taste buds, when you integrate it in to the interior design of your home. The perfect addition to a spare room or wine cellar, feel extra fancy every time you rest your juice of choice upon this unusually stylish piece of furniture. Made from the finest Portuguese cork, one of the most sustainable materials on the planet, this brilliantly designed side table is made from the equivalent of 1300 regular champagne corks in weight. With a stamp on the top reading ' Grand Vin de Champagne' it looks very authentic as if just freshly released from your favourite bottle. Dimensions: H50cm x W34cm Product Weight: 12kg Please note:

Dimensions can vary as this is a product using natural materials.

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Regardless of how many glasses you've had, & we know it's usually more than you're letting on, Champagne's tingly sensations often leave us feeling wonderfully bubbly on the inside. In which case having a good place to rest those legs of yours is wise. If you know someone who is rarely without the finest bottle of fizz, to whom no drink is better, then this Giant Champagne Cork Stool would be a fantastic fit for their home. A great addition to a wine cellar or at-home bar, allow guests to rest on one of the most sustainable materials on the planet. Made from the finest Portuguese cork this brilliantly designed stool is made from the equivalent of 1300 regular Champagne corks in weight. With a stamp on the top reading ' Grand Vin de Champagne' it looks very authentic as if just freshly released from your favourite fizz. Dimensions: H50cm x W34cm. Product Weight: 12kg. Please note:

Dimensions can vary as this is a product using natural materials.

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You know what it's like when you open a fresh packet of your favourite sweets. The recognisable smell that delights the nostrils & gets the juices flowing in anticipation, followed by the chewy texture you know & love! The problem is, once you get the taste it's hard to stop &, before you know it they're all gone & the memory is but a blur! Introducing the Giant Edible Jelly Baby! At 26cm tall, it's almost the size of an actual baby, & is 200 times the size of a jelly baby, complete with a smiley face & accentuated belly button. Weighing 1kg, it's intended to take you a good while to devour, you just need to decide where to start! Dimensions: H26cm
Colour: Red Ingredients: Glucose Syrup, Sugar, Water, Gelling Agents (Gelatine, Beef, Pectin) Humectant (Sorbitol) Modified Maize Starch, Acids (Citric, Malic) Flavourings, Acidity Reculator (Sodium Citrate), Preservative (Potassium Sorbate) Glazing Agents (Palm Kernel Oil, Carnauba Wax), Colours (E104, E129, E133, E110) E110, E104 & E129 may have an adverse effect activity & attention in children. Weight: 1kg Store in a cool, dry place away from direct sunlight.
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Whether you're having a girly night-in or a bit of a gathering with your nearest & dearest, we know that all you need is music (and wine!) Yet when you end up rifling through your whole CD collection & finding a plug for the stereo that's in range, you find that half of the night has passed & you've not even stopped for a glass of Chardonnay or a boogie! So why not ensure the night is a boogie-filled wonderland with our giant gem speaker? Shaped like a diamond, the speaker is coated in a neon pink resin & makes the perfect addition to any party! With no need for CDs or a stereo, simply attach the speaker to a laptop, phone or portable tablet by the USB (Universal Serial Bus) or 3.5mm headphone jack cords & cue the music!A great gift for a music lover that's sure to be music to their ears...
Material: Resin-coated, fabric cord
Colour: Neon pink Contents: 1x Speaker, 1x USB (Universal Serial Bus) Charging Cord, 1x 3.5mm Headphone Jack Dimensions: H14 x W15.5 x D14cm (approx.) Battery Life: 3 hours

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Do you have an occasion coming up that you're definitely going to need a bit of Dutch courage for? A family event that usually ends in some kind of 'misunderstanding', perhaps? Sometimes a hipflask doesn't quite leave you with enough of the good stuff to enjoy, plus you may need to share it between your siblings, so the more the merrier! This Giant Hipflask will be just the thing you need to take the sting out of proceedings. Fitting over three pints into it, you could even fill it with your favourite beer! The stylish brushed stainless steel design is classy & beautifully finished. The only thing is, it's not the smallest of vessels, so you might need to be careful where you store it! A humorous gift for a friend who loves a drink, or an additional gadget to accompany a stag or hen night! Dimensions (approx.): 30cm tall Capacity: Holds over three pints
Material: Stainless steel
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We've all been there. It's the 10.42am lull & you're already thinking about lunch. The only thing that will get you through this difficult time is a good old cup of Joe. You're already on your third cup of the morning (but who's counting?) & the dilemma of not wanting to brew up for the rest of the office, or have to endure the caffeine shakes, is upon you. What to do?! Have no fear, because the biggest mug you may ever lay your eyes on is here! Living up to its name, this giant mug reads 'I Like Big Mugs & I Can Not Lie' in block black text. So if you're also a fan of Sir Mixalot then it really does tick all of the boxes. Say goodbye to numerous trips to the kitchen, you'll be set for the day! Wrap your hands around the extra large handle for comfort, settle in at your desk & get ready to face the day ahead! Those other colleagues won't deny that it's a great idea! Dimensions: H22 x W20.2 x D20cm Weight: 2.29lbs ...

You can remember the days of learning to read & write like it was yesterday (well, almost!) Yet while your school days may well & truly be behind you, the memory of holding that huge pencil for the first time that made you feel smaller than ever is one you'll never erase... So why not recreate that feeling of being teeny tiny every day at the office with our giant wooden pencil?! Measuring over thirty centimetres long with a classic yellow design, complete with an eraser, you can feel like you're living life in tiny town next time you're scribbling down ideas.A fun & novelty gift, whatever the occasion! Dimensions: L34.3cm
Material: Wood, lead, rubber
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