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Join the front line of DIY with this super duper handy mini Tool Tank, featuring three screw heads for all your DIY needs. It has to be one of the coolest & cutest mini multi tool key chains out there. The 3 screw-heads are masterfully hidden within the tanks tracks. Each screw-head attachment magnetically fixes into the turret, &

Includes:: a large & small Phillips head & a flat head. Front line DIY action!

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Why did people stop carrying Boom Box’s round with them? Well, while we don’t know the answer to that particular question, we do know that the Touch Dual Boom Box Speaker is a far superior system to anything we saw in the 80’s. Ok, while we may have only been toddlers in the 80’s, we never remember seeing anything quite like this while we were walking round town in our denim dungarees & there's good reason for that too. You see, speakers have come a long way in them 20 years & the Touch Dual Boom Box is no different. Featuring an incredible 10 hour battery life, the Touch Dual Boom Box really is the ultimate 21st century mobile speaker, with its touch technology meaning that all you have to do is place your device on the speaker for instant sound. With a 3W speaker system as well, the Touch Dual Boom Box is the ideal portable speaker. It even comes with a 3.5mm jack port for them phones that are struggling to keep up with technology & don't possess an external speaker. Touch me brother. ...

Now... If size really were everything! This Mini Touch Boombox Speaker may be small in stature, but it is anything but small in volume It is sleek, lightweight & seriously easy to use. All you need to do is place your MP3 or smartphone into the Mini Boombox pocket & your are ready to listen to your favourite tunes, amplified immediately, as if by magic. Perfect for use either around the home, with it's inbuilt rechargeable battery, or to pop in your bag when you are on the move. Small in size, yet punchy in volume! ...

Let’s face it, we’re all addicted to our phones & we can’t prise our fingers away from the pesky things, even on a cold winter’s day, but now, you don’t need to anyway with these fabulously stylish & warm Touchscreen gloves. That’s right, no need to stop your Facebook, Candy Crush or Genie Gadgets addiction when it’s freezing. Keep your gloves on & tap away, even in a blizzard. Although you really should be inside if there’s a blizzard. Keep the tech dependence strong. Wear tech touchy type gloves. ...

The Block Clock is small, sleek, & so tactile youll want to stroke it till it purrs. Of course not being a cat means like its more likely to bleep at you affectionately. It does everything youd expect a clock to do, such as tell the time & have an alarm function, & will sit there calmly & coolly with its piano black finish enigmatically not telling you the time, until of course you touch it. Then energised by your presence & command it will display the time in beautifully retro & digitized red numbers. ...

Get your books standing to attention with these fun green Toy Soldier Army Bookends. Align your books or CD's with miliarty precision with these great Toy Soldier bookends. They look like very large toy soldiers & will jazz up any bookshelf. ATTENTIONNN!! ...

For the train enthusiast who likes to keep their hobby neat & tidy, the Toy Train in a Tin could be somewhat of a saviour. A 16-piece beauty, the Toy Train in a Tin features 12 pieces of track that when constructed form a 56 x 26cm track, perfect for the accompanying locomotive, coal, cargo & passenger carriages. Featuring straight & curved track pieces, the Toy Train in a Tin is battery powered, while the accompyning tin isn't half bad looking either. Light at the end of the tunnel. ...

If you’re looking to update your lighting & are a bit bored of the bog-standard why not get a bit urban & take a look at our brilliant Traffic Light Lamp. Perhaps not the best thing to buy for the long-distance commuter in your life, this little gem promises to add a bit of city chic to your home. Just pop in 3 x AA batteries (not included) & you’re all revved up & ready. Once switched on your Traffic Light Lamp does what it says on the box & cleverly moves from red, orange & green. Plus, thanks to the three sides wherever you’re sitting (unless you’re under a throw of course) you’re sure to be involved in the sequence. ...

Although we can’t promise that welcoming our Transformers Autobot Light into your home will take you one step closer to banishing the villainous Decepticons & saving humanity we can guarantee some amazingly luminous lighting. Our iconic Transformers Autobot Light has been created with a distressed metal finish & its freestanding design makes it the perfect addition to any desk or bedside table. In terms of robotic practicality, it’s great. In fact, it measures in at a compact 20cm by 19cm by 7cm & comes with nonslip feet & a 1.5m USB (Universal Serial Bus) adaptor for easy use. The Transformers Autobot Light is the ultimate robot in disguise, we just hope he doesn’t try to change into a bus while on your bedside table. ...