The pen that you always have to h&. They say the pen is mightier than the sword, presumably that only applies if your opponent doesn’t actually have a sword, in which case I would have thought it was game over, however well you write. Against a sword the Telepen is missing a few vital qualities. For starters it’s really very small, which is great for your pocket, not so good for defence. Secondly it’s telescopic, so that it pulls out to the perfect size for writing, but when the time comes for the coup de grace lunge into your opponent, it just telescopes back in again, not a battle winner. Thirdly, this is the last one I promise, it screws neatly back into its top which is fastened to your key ring, great for carrying around & all that, but not too quick on the draw. You may have your head in your lap by the time you’ve unscrewed it to defend yourself. So, as a sword, really rubbish. As a pen that’s always to h&, pretty unbeatable. Maybe I’m a bit of nerd, but above all other gadgets I have bristling from my key ring, this is undoubtedly the one I use the most, & I try to avoid getting into sword fights wherever possible. The Telepen is tiny, but telescopes out to a good sized scribbler, is slim & unassuming on your key ring, & comes with three spare refills. ...

The Telescopic Click Stick will finally allow you to take a massive group Selfie, without cutting everyone's heads off! Designed to ease the strain of taking Selfies, The Click Stick will drasticallly change the way you take photos! Intergrated with a button which means that you can remotely take photos; The Click Stick needs no bluetooth, pairing or batteries! Simply plug your Smartphone into the headphone socket, strike a pose & click the stick! ...

Terminate virtually any television! This brilliant & simple little gadget can put virtually any television into standby mode at the click of a button, & is tiny enough to hide in the palm of your h&, so no one knows its you thats terminated that TV! Just imagine the fun you can have killing of that ghastly TV thats blaring away in the corner of the pub, or silencing the drone of sport that continually emanates from your living room. Kids glues to the box, no problem, terminate it! Oh the joy of being a terminator, Arnie never had so much fun. The Telly Terminator comes as a Key Ring fob & also has an LED torch on it, so it looks completely innocent, & you can carry it on you at all times to defend the world for the television invasion. Be a super-hero & snuff out the box wherever you may find it. Oh the joy to be had outside a TV shop! ...

When it comes to hosting the perfect party, there really isn’t much science behind it except for these lively Test Tube Shooters. Guaranteed to bring some colour to any night, these Test Tube Shooters really will guarantee that your guests wake up with a sore head in the morning, & not because of your trusted DJ Mike & in his opinion ‘banging’ party tunes. Complete with a st&, as we here at Genie Gadgets know how messy things can get (you should have seen our last office get-together), this set of six Test Tube Shooters really is an essential for anybody out there who is serious about a career in party hosting. Don’t Shooters please if your party is still rubbish. ...

When it comes to hosting the perfect party, there really isn’t much science behind it except for these lively Test Tube Shooters. Guaranteed to bring some colour to any night, these Test Tube Shooters really will guarantee that your guests wake up with a sore head in the morning, & not because of your trusted DJ Mike & in his opinion ‘banging’ party tunes. Complete with a st&, as we here at Genie Gadgets know how messy things can get (you should have seen our last office get-together), this set of six Test Tube Shooters really is an essential for anybody out there who is serious about a career in party hosting. Don’t Shooters please if your party is still rubbish. ...

Everyone's favourite retro game has stepped out of the computer screen & into actual reality. The Tetris Light is the coolest retro lamp we’ve seen in a long while. Made up of individual Tetriminos (who knew?), simply stack them in whichever which way you please & watch them colour phase. ...

The Big Screw has to be the worlds smallest combination cork screw & bottle opener in one. You can attach it to your keyring, so that you will always be able to open a bottle of wine or flip beer bottle caps off at a moments notice. The Big Screw pulls corks & flips bottle caps whilst cleverly being disguised as a large screw. Made from cast aluminium, it has a keyring attachment, so that you will always have it close at h&. For all you outdoor gadget obsessed individuals, this is a must have. Get flipping those bottle caps & popping those corks! ...

Make sure no one is left in any doubt as to who the boss is with our The Boss Mug Gift Set. Comprising of a mug, men’s socks & breath mints, The Boss Mug Gift Set is ideal for those who like to act like the boss are or in fact are an actual living manager. Perfectly suited to managers who have 6 to 11 UK men’s sized feet & don’t like sugar in their mints, The Boss Mug Gift Set is pretty quirky. Give the gift of power. ...

Make sure no one is left in any doubt as to who the boss is with our The Boss Mug Gift Set. Comprising of a mug, men’s socks & breath mints, The Boss Mug Gift Set is ideal for those who like to act like the boss are or in fact are an actual living manager. Perfectly suited to managers who have 6 to 11 UK men’s sized feet & don’t like sugar in their mints, The Boss Mug Gift Set is pretty quirky. Give the gift of power. ...

Are you a one, two or three dimensional thinker? The Cube Puzzle will test your logic & your mental agility. Beat boredom with this six-sided, solid, 3D puzzle. Ever since we got our hands on a Rubik’s cube we've been addicted to box shaped puzzles, & this newest one is sure to bamboozle brains of all generations! Remove all of the red pegs from The Cube. After removing the first peg, the remaining nine pegs will move freely. Then attempt to put the pegs back into place. Each peg has a particular design carved into it – meaning pegs will only fit together in a certain arrangement. Your task is to determine what that arrangement is, using a combination of logic & skill. The pegs must all be reinserted with their ends at equal length; a seemingly effortless goal yet one which becomes truly demanding once all of the pegs have been removed & mixed. The holes on the sides of The Cube vary in number from two to five, while the 360-degree nature of the pegs means that a host of revolving combinations must be tried before solving The Cube Puzzle’s conundrum. Set yourself a target time & be warned; this brainteaser can prove to be infuriatingly difficult – after all, there is more to The Cube Puzzle than first meets the eye! ...