Sculpta Sutra, who on earth thought this was a good idea? Anyone with enough time on their hands to make saucy models clearly works high up in local government. Of course having said that there’s one excellent reason for this silly product to exist, & that’s to give it to a slightly ageing relative at Christmas. The expression on their face would be so priceless, & you never know, after a sherry or two they might open the box & get into some highly inappropriate modelling. Though I suppose we should be careful what we wish for… This absurd kit comes with modelling clay, a modelling tool (yes ok, very funny), a bedroom scene, & just in case your imagination isnt what it used to be, a guide book with 46 positions, which is surely more than enough for anyone. A while back Jonathan Ross featured this on his show. Enough said. ...

Feel like a secret agent with this unique Secret Agent Projection Alarm Clock Gun! All you need to do is roll over in bed, take aim & fire to project the time onto any surface. Gone are the boring morning routines, this will get you jumping out of bed & doing commando rolls (for the more energetic souls) around your bedroom floor. Add some excitement with this weapon against time. This great clock features a time function, LED projector & snooze button. Keep it under your pillow & it will buzz you away every morning! If you are not sure on the hour, just fire the time at the ceiling & the digital time will be displayed – keep it under your pillow at all times to be buzzed awake every morning! Not sure if it's time to get up? Fire the projection at the wall or ceiling & the digital time will display for 30 seconds. James Bond – You’ve got some tough competition! ...

Feel like a secret agent with this unique Secret Agent Projection Alarm Clock Gun! All you need to do is roll over in bed, take aim & fire to project the time onto any surface. Gone are the boring morning routines, this will get you jumping out of bed & doing commando rolls (for the more energetic souls) around your bedroom floor. Add some excitement with this weapon against time. This great clock features a time function, LED projector & snooze button. Keep it under your pillow & it will buzz you away every morning! If you are not sure on the hour, just fire the time at the ceiling & the digital time will be displayed – keep it under your pillow at all times to be buzzed awake every morning! Not sure if it's time to get up? Fire the projection at the wall or ceiling & the digital time will display for 30 seconds. James Bond – You’ve got some tough competition! ...

When you fork out for a laptop & its all sparkly & twinkly, you really want to keep it that way for as long as possible, & preferably not get it scratched, or heaven forbid, pilfered. The Classic Hardback Laptop Case is the perfect remedy against unwanted scratches & other peoples grubby little fingers. Looking like a tome recently slipped from the austere shelves of a grand library, the Hard back Laptop case reeks of class, learning, & leather, a heady combination if ever there was one. Its light, its portable (obviously), & in a time when books are being Kindled out of existence, its a nice nod to the halcyon age of papyrus & perfect binding. One day soon well hear the phrase " Whats a book?", & you can say proudly, " Well they looked a bit like this". ...

Losing your wallet can be extremely distressing, but this useful keyring hideaway means that even if that happens, you'll have enough backup cash available to get you home. The idea is that you fold up a note (if you're in the UK, £20 is probably ideal), slip it into the Secret Keyring & forget about it until you need it. Then if you ever lose your wallet, or just plain run out of money at a really bad time & can't get to a cashpoint, you've still got enough for a taxi. Although the general idea is that you forget about your Secret Keyring until you need it, keeping it with you means that you'll also have a useful reserve to fall back on if you see something you just have to buy. Discrete, watertight, tough & extremely useful, the Secret Keyring is a handy fallback that no one should be without! ...

If you are struggling to find the perfect secret santa gift for a friend or work colleague, why not let us at Genie Gadgets do the hard work for you & choose the gift. All you need to do is choose between a £5, or a £10 male or female gift & our little elves at Genie will do the rest for you. The item is guaranteed to be worth considerably more than the £5 or £10 you choose to spend! You can even opt to have it gift wrapped at checkout (for an additional £2.95), so all you need to do is sit back & watch your Secret Santa gift be opened, at which stage you can find out what you actually purchased! Christmas is going to be made that little bit easier with Secret Santa at Genie! ...

Look up to the skies & totally relax whilst lying in the bath with this amazing Homestar AQUA Planatarium Star Theatre by Sega Toys You are guaranteed to drift off into uber relaxation mode whilst lying in the bathtub, if this Aqua Planatarium Star Theatre is turned on. This is the latest in the Sega Toys range of Planetariums. Both waterproof for your own or your child's use in the bath, or extremely robust for just playing with in your child's bedroom. It is sure to keep the whole family entertained for hours. The Homestar Aqua Planetarium projects a stunning nights sky with thousands of stars & the milky way onto your ceiling. It is extremely simple to use & is battery operated, so no messy cords to get in your way. It is compact, mobile & what's more is very affordable for the perfect introduction to the model planetarium world for you & your family. Sit back & prepare to be amazed! ...

How about enjoying a view of a sky full of thousands of stars from the comfort of your sofa. Well this dream can now really come alive with the Homestar Original Planetarium from Sega Toys. It is a high definition planetarium with an ultra-bright 3 Watt LED, whose rotating movement projects quite literally tens of thousands of stars onto your walls & ceilings. There are two interchangeable disks, that contain the fixed stars in the Northern Hemisphere, which will allow you to observe the night sky of the map of constellations. So whilst the Night Sky looks utterfly amazing when projected, it is educational too. There is also an integrated shooting star function, so shoot your own star across your sitting room & make a cheeky wish! The projection angle & focus of the Homestar Original Planetarium is adjustable so that you can shoot it at your desired angle. There is also a great timer function that means that you can fall asleep whilst gazing up at the stars, but will then turn off the planetarium automatically. Dazzle & dreamy starry nights are just a moment away! ...

As if making hot drinks for people wasn’t enough effort, some people actually expect you to stir it as well! Shocking I know, which is why we are quite happy The Lazy Man Mug has entered our life The brainchild of a tea addict with clearly too much time on their hands, The Lazy Man Mug will stir anything from tea & coffee to hot chocolate & soup simply at the press of the button. The smart man mug. ...

As if making hot drinks for people wasn’t enough effort, some people actually expect you to stir it as well! Shocking I know, which is why we are quite happy The Lazy Man Mug has entered our life The brainchild of a tea addict with clearly too much time on their hands, The Lazy Man Mug will stir anything from tea & coffee to hot chocolate & soup simply at the press of the button. The smart man mug. ...