Youve found the perfect space on the wall, so whats it to be, picture or clock? Oh the dilemma. Ok, not such a dilemma; in lifes rich tapestry of problems, this is not a big one. Nevertheless its easily solved with a Photo Frame Clock. The clock thats a photoframe, or the photoframe thats a clock. With twelve mini photoframes surrounding the clockface theres plenty of space for pics of all your favourite people, & possibly even a pet, as long as it isnt a kitten in a basket
- there we draw the line. Changing the pictures is easy, the clock comes complete with a hook for hanging, & runs on a single AA battery, which youll find somewhere at the back of the third drawer down in your kitchen, or possibly under the sofa. Theres a picture marking every hour so its ideal for a bit of face time... Basically its a cool clock & a great picture frame in one.
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Pickmaster is a genius product for all guitar heroes. Whether youre a secret Jimi Hendrix who only allows your bedroom walls to hear you strum, or a fully fledged pro, Pickmaster will keep you in the best plectrums for as long as you like. Its the coolest recycling gadget ever, & a failsafe way to stop old bank cards falling into the wrong hands. What the Pickmaster can do is make plectrums out of any old plastic card you no longer use. Whether its an unnecessary shop loyalty card or an out of date credit card, simply slide it into your Pickmaster, give it a push & hey presto, you have yourself a completely original plectrum, newly minted. Even better, slide your card in at the right angle & you can make your name appear on the plectrum itself. Personalised plectrums, enough to give any budding guitar hero delusions of grandeur. ...

No longer is tasteful security the preserve of stately homes & billionaire super villains. This Picture Frame Safe takes your secret love letters, petty cash, dossier containing names of MI6 operatives, or plans for world domination & keeps them stylishly safe, literally. To the entire world resembling a standard gold picture frame, the Picture Frame Safe is cunningly designed to offer a secret stash spot behind your favourite picture. Either standing on a table or hung on a wall, pictures are framed, valuables are safe, & elegance is maintained! We think that at the door it makes a cracking spot to hide keys & the like. ...

If you’re most at home in a pair of thick socks & wellies ambling around the countryside & have a soft spot for our four-footed farmyard friends, then you’re going to love our Pig emoji Brand Cushion. This cute little pink porker will look fabulous resting on your sofa or placed on your bed. He is super soft & squidgy &, if you’re happy to carry him around proudly, makes a lovely head rest on the longest of car journeys. Trust us, we’ve tested that out. We’ve named our wonderful new trotter’d friend Pablo, what will yours be called? ...

Pigsaw is a real pig of a puzzle that is going to challenge you jigsaw enthusiasts out there. Piece together the 550 pieces to find the cutest little pink nosed piggies around! You may think 550 pieces is a doddle, but be warned, some of the pieces are almost identical, providing you with a task with a twist in the tail! There’s snout more satisfying than completing the puzzle! ...

If you’re getting fed up with the terracotta yet still have a passion for indoor plants why not branch out & cram your cactus into one of our bonito* Piñata Planters. After much office debate (and a few disagreements now sorted thanks to the power of tea making) we have concluded that our Piñata Planter is modelled on the traditional Burro Donkey. Ours is just that bit more tasteful thanks to its rusty orange finish. In place of a saddle there is a handy hole (5cm x 4.5cm) ready to become home to your favourite foliage. Magnifico. * Bonito is Spanish for lovely – get us! ...

You’ll be shouting ‘ Arriba Arriba’ & careering towards you lunch when you spot our cute Pin-Arty Salt & Pepper Shakers standing proudly on the kitchen table. Made from ceramic & ready to be filled with your favourite condiments, our Pin-Arty Salt & Pepper Shakers take two fabulously Mexican Piñatas, shrink them down, & give them a wonderfully practical use. The duo are set to make a real impact, you just need to decide if your salt is more suited to the orange, green & yellow creature or would be most fun added to the beautiful violet & blue beast. ...

It’s been a long day, you drag your ar*e home & just need to chill out & gather your thoughts. If you’re anything like us then the ‘big light’ just won’t cut it – you need a bit of mood lighting instead. Don’t fret though, say hello to our rather fabulously fruity Pineapple Colour Change Light. Moulded from striking white plastic, measuring in at a shelf friendly 7 inches & arriving with six inbuilt colour changing lights, this little beauty is perfect for some advanced chilling time. What’s more is that there will be no frantic searching through your kitchen ‘stuff’ draw as it comes ready to go with three LR44 batteries included. ...

It’s been a long day, you drag your ar*e home & just need to chill out & gather your thoughts. If you’re anything like us then the ‘big light’ just won’t cut it – you need a bit of mood lighting instead. Don’t fret though, say hello to our rather fabulously fruity Pineapple Colour Change Light. Moulded from striking white plastic, measuring in at a shelf friendly 7 inches & arriving with six inbuilt colour changing lights, this little beauty is perfect for some advanced chilling time. What’s more is that there will be no frantic searching through your kitchen ‘stuff’ draw as it comes ready to go with three LR44 batteries included. ...

Let’s be honest, there’s nothing particularly exciting about a bog-standard glass drinking vessel – in fact in the realms of boring we think they’d score quite highly. That’s why glass drinking jars seem to be popping up all over the place
- and while they’re fab they’re not 100% exciting. That why we got super excited when the magnificent Pineapple Glass Jar & Straw arrived at Genie HQ. This beauty is cleverly crafted from yellow glass with a green lid & a funky leafy collar that pops on once the jar is filled, there is even a stripy straw included to add to that tropical feel. We’re so excited that we have all our Pineapple Glass Jar & Straws all lined up – we just need to decide on our cocktail & get all Tom Cruise with the shaker!
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