Which reckless person made this? As if the Zombie Apocalypse wasn’t going to be bad enough without us adding to their growing army! Well it’s in our possession now, so I guess we might as well talk about the Make Your Own Wind Up Zombie. If you’re all for the Zombie Apocalypse, each to their own I guess, you’re going to want the Make Your Own Wind Up Zombie mainly due to the fact you can make your own Zombie in a matter of minutes. What we imagine Zombies would look like if Ikea ever started producing them, this ugly little fella comes flat packed ready for you just to push out & join together. If you have any hope left for humanity you will seriously consider the repercussions of buying this. ...

The Man Apron, it's for men.... While there's nothing cool about getting your best check shirt ruined while expertly burning the sausages, aprons in general do seem a little less than macho. How to up the testosterone levels? It's a puzzle to which there are several unlikely answers; beer, utility belts, a hood..... We got you at utility belt didn't we? Because there's nothing girly about Batman, hence the Man Apron's genius apron-utility belt combination is the machoest garment in town (or country). It even accommodates that most British of pastimes; grilling in the rain, with a generous detachable hood. Man the grill in a Man Apron, it's a bloke thing! ...

The Man Apron, it's for men.... While there's nothing cool about getting your best check shirt ruined while expertly burning the sausages, aprons in general do seem a little less than macho. How to up the testosterone levels? It's a puzzle to which there are several unlikely answers; beer, utility holder..... We got you at beer holder didn't we? Because there's nothing girly about Batman, hence the Man Apron's genius apron combination is the machoest garment in town (or country). Man the grill in a Man Apron, it's a bloke thing! ...

Why not create your very own James Bond cocktail scene at home with this very manly MAN Bar Tools set. The Bar Tools are cased in a case that looks like a DIY toolkit, however inside is a range of essential bar tools, all disguised as man tools. The bottle opener is on the head of a hammer, the saw is used for cutting a neat slice of lemon & a bunch of nails are included to add an olive of two to your manly cocktail. The corkscrew looks like a screwdriver & the strainer looks like a wallpaper scraper. How more masculine do you want to be. Seriously shaken, not stirred! ...

Food is messy, men can be messy – all in all a recipe for disaster in our opinion. Well worry no more, we have it sorted – say hello to the Man Bib! Our Man Bib is made from 100% silicone so fantastically flexible (and washable). It fits even the manliest of necks & promises to catch crumbs, crisps & falling bites of burger as they descend from a hungry male mouth. Perfect for ladies too – when tiredness (and possibly a wee bit of greed) takes over & you struggle to aim the fork in the right direction. ...

For the man that is never quite packing enough, introduce them to the Man Lunch Box. For the male who is serious about their lunch, the Man Lunch Box comes equipped with an expendable top, multiple pockets & a five layer construction for some pretty impressive insulation & protection. With room for up to 12 cans (or 6 litres), pen pockets & multiple other storage pockets, you could never accuse the Man Lunch Box of not packing enough. Junk in the trunk. ...

Yeah you think you're the man? Well now you really can be. This Man Mug is the ideal gift for all you alpha males & DIY enthusiasts out there. Man sized & oversized in stature it reaches a height of 13.5cm & width of 10.5cm. It’s stocky white ceramic exterior is given a colour burst with its vibrant red interior, & red slogan inscribed on the mug, ‘MAN MUG IT’S NOT FOR GIRLS’. For that extra-rugged feel, the handle imitates the shape of a saw handle. Whilst men might claim they can’t multi-task, this mug certainly can. Not satisfied with simply holding a monster cup of man’s favourite brew, this mug also comes complete with its very own pencil slot & pencil in the handle. There is a spirit level built into it & a ruler etched into the side. Certainly NOT FOR GIRLS, if you see a female colleague or friend edging closer to the mug, just lift it to your lips to reveal its base which has a strictly No Women sign. This mug is ONLY FOR MEN! ...

Yeah you think you're the man? Well now you really can be. This Man Mug is the ideal gift for all you alpha males & DIY enthusiasts out there. Man sized & oversized in stature it reaches a height of 13.5cm & width of 10.5cm. It’s stocky white ceramic exterior is given a colour burst with its vibrant red interior, & red slogan inscribed on the mug, ‘MAN MUG IT’S NOT FOR GIRLS’. For that extra-rugged feel, the handle imitates the shape of a saw handle. Whilst men might claim they can’t multi-task, this mug certainly can. Not satisfied with simply holding a monster cup of man’s favourite brew, this mug also comes complete with its very own pencil slot & pencil in the handle. There is a spirit level built into it & a ruler etched into the side. Certainly NOT FOR GIRLS, if you see a female colleague or friend edging closer to the mug, just lift it to your lips to reveal its base which has a strictly No Women sign. This mug is ONLY FOR MEN! ...

Calling all darts fans. If you’re at your happiest when standing on the oche imagine the pleasure you’ll feel when you let loose on our Man Toilet Darts Set. Picture the scene. You’re sitting on the throne, about to start the sh*t, shower, shave morning routine yet something is different. Instead of scrolling through the normal social media dross that has gathered over night you’re actually mid-way through a serious game of Toilet Darts. Just attach the Target Dart Board on the bathroom door hook (or attach it to a wall), lay out the Oche Toilet Mat, grab hold of one of the three Velcro balls on strings & you’re good to go. You can now aim & throw your ball until your hearts content. Plus, the string on each ball measures a comfortable 218cm so they’ll be no impromptu dirty toilet dashes to recover your ammunition. & our Man Toilet Darts Set also comes with an official door sign so you can stop visitors intruding your practice space. What more could you want? ...

We all know that football is a way of life for many, so now with the MAN Toilet Football, you can think tactics & play miniature football from the comfort of your toilet seat! The set comes complete with a replica football pitch that is placed on the floor around the toilet. There is an extendable shooting stick with football boot & two mini footballs & of course the very necessary DO NOT DISTURB sign included. ...