Do you listen to Stephen Fry & think, " Yeah, hes got a quip or two, but he dont know diddly squat!"? Do Carol Vordermans intellectual endeavours leave you chuckling behind your hand? Do you watch Who Wants To Be A Millionaire & reflect that youd never need to call a friend or ask that know-nothing audience a blooming thing? Then this, you cocky egghead you, is the IQ test youve been waiting for. This mental workout is not for the faint of heart, mind. Compiled by renowned IQ expert Philip Carter, its overflowing with questions & puzzles to vex the most virile of minds. &, lest you be tempted to cheat, the answers are nowhere to be found. Because once youve sat the test (which should take around two hours), you then need to submit your answers to the panel of adjudicators who will run then rule over you & your noggins efforts. Youll then receive a personalised certificate announcing to the world just how sharp that mind of yours really is. Each IQ Test presentation tin
Includes: a sealed two-hour IQ test, welcome letter & full instructions (no, that doesnt extend to the answers), as well as lots of interesting info on the history of IQ tests, a postage-paid envelope for returning your trusty answers & an all-essential pen. All you need next is a quiet place, a couple of hours & your lucky gonk of choice...
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We didn’t tell you this, but rumour has it that Iron Man, yes the same Iron Man that is one of the most revered superheroes of all time, is actually rather scared of the dark & cannot sleep at night without his trusty Iron Man Mask 3D Wall Light. While we knew that Iron Man used his suit of armour to take on any demons thrust in front of him, we never envisaged that one of his biggest battles would be to try & overcome his fear of the dark. On closer inspection though, it looks as if Iron Man could be on to something here, as with its lead-free design & integrated on/off switch, the Iron Man Mask 3D Wall Light is about as good as lighting gets. Even superheroes can be scared of the dark. ...

Try & reduce domestic arguments over the ironing, with this novelty Ironing Man, Ironing Board Cover. If you want your partner to take more control of the ironing, but their ironing knowledge isn’t up to your standards, then our step by step instruction printed ironing board cover, will make that transition go a little more smoothly! We will remain neutral & simply say that if you know a certain someone (non-gender specific!) who could iron a little more often the Ironing Man cover will be the perfect gift. The cover tells you exactly where to place your shirt & trousers to get the best results. Increase peace & tranquillity in the home & share the workload! ...

If you would like power for your smartphone on Tap, the i Tap Power Tap will provide just that. The Power Tap charger literally turns ON for 'charge' & OFF for 'standby'. If you are bored of standard Smartphone accessories, this is one to liven up your collection. The tap can be turned off & on as you would expect, changing the LED light from red to blue to indicate the phone is charging. To charge your phone, simply plug your device’s USB (Universal Serial Bus) charging cable into the spout & then plug the Power Tap directly into your mains. The charger is compatible with most USB (Universal Serial Bus) charging cables. Get extra power for your phone on tap! ...

It’s been a big night; your head is on the sore side & you feel like you swallowed a hamster before settling down to sleep. If you need to warn everyone that they’re best to keep a distance & that illness has descended why not thrust our It’s Not a Hangover Mug in their faces. Just the look on your frazzled face & a wave of your caffeine packed mug will warn away those brave enough to attempt to speak to you. In fact, we reckon that a bit of cleverly placed cuppage is certain to scare away the bravest of intrepid interrupters & leave you with some much-needed recovery time. ...

For those of you that like to be in control of your valuables, the i Wallet for the iPhone 5 is a must have. The newest in the line of i Wallets, this wallet has been designed specifically for the iPhone 5. There is no longer a need for bulky wallets, or pockets laden with endless coins, cards, phones & the works. Simply put your iphone, cash & cards into this slimline wallet for a more organised approach! The wallet snaps shut with a magnetic catch. Not only does the iwallet look cool, but it will also act as a great protector for your iphone as well. Let your i Wallet keep control, with valuables all in one place! ...

Simply place your device onto The Touch Speaker & listen to those amplified beats! The Touch Speaker is one of the first speakers to use debut wireless Near FA™ (Near Field Audio) technology. No longer is there a need to arrange any wireless settings or plug in cables, simply place your device on top of the speaker & sit back & enjoy your enhanced sound. It is stylish & lightweight, complete with grey silicone protector. Great for travelling it is sure to be a must have for any outing. The Touch Speaker is compatible with most IOS devices as well as Android & other phones that contain an inbuilt mobile speaker. It has a powerful 2.5w x 2 RMS output. Also an optional 3.5mm jack connection can be obtained to make sure you are always able to ensure you will always have the option to magnify those sounds wherever you go. As if by magic....! ...

The nifty Alien Invader key ring is a retro little steel key ring with a tool or three thrown in. Yes basically it looks more or less like a space invader which youll know all about if you know what a video cassette is. His mouth doubles as bottle opener & his arms, which flip & click out, provide you with both a flathead & crosshead screwdriver. The Invader is a cool little key ring with three neat & handy tools, what more could you want? ...

This colourful crayon-themed touch stylus will make using your iPhone, android or iPad as fun as finger painting! Although you love your gadgets there’s something satisfyingly ‘old school’ about holding a crayon right? Here’s your chance to blend modern technology with retro nostalgia! The i Crayon has been specially designed to interact with the touchscreens of your phone, iPod Touch or tablet, & conducts much more effectively than your fingers. Perfect for ‘touch typing’ or for use with drawing programmes – these are sure to boost your productivity! The crayon also keeps your screen free of grubby fingerprints & is really handy for those gloved-up winter months. Occupy the kids by letting them draw pictures on your tablet with the i Crayon
- but be sure to hide the real crayons first so they don’t get confused. Lightweight & deceptively realistic, the i Crayon looks & feels just like one of the colourful companions from your childhood
- back to the future indeed.....

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For biscuit & tea connoisseurs everywhere, The I Love Heart Biscuits Mug is what has been missing from your life all these years. Even if your life feels pretty complete, The I Love Heart Biscuits Mug is still a must-have for tea drinkers everywhere & will leave you wondering why mugs weren’t designed like this from the start? Inspired by Kangaroos (we presume), The I Love Heart Mug features a pocket on the front to carry the biscuit of your choice, we recommend custard creams personally, so that you never have to worry about unnecessary crumbs or walking from the kitchen with your hands full ever again. Previous mug designers really have been taking the biscuit. ...