Ludicrous, pointless, ineffective & hysterically funny, the Inflatable Zimmer frame is the perfect gift for anyone you want to take a friendly dig at. Shaped, unsurprisingly, like the zimmer frame we all know & love, it inflates, & of course wouldn’t support limping gnat with a sports injury. Deeply stupid & a little close to the bone the Inflatable Zimmer will make people laugh so much they’ll fall over, & if they fall on the Inflatable Zimmer they may even bounce. ...

Transform yourself into a Groucho Marx, Tom Selleck, Hulk Hogan or Charlie Chaplin lookalike with the Instamoustache Kit. These PVC moustaches, in 20 different classic designs, will stick to almost any smooth surface but not your face! Just for fun, or for a trial run on facial furniture, stick these to mirrors, windows, pint glasses, TVs, photos, or tablet screens. Grow the Mo of your dreams without actually doing any growing! Then see if you can replicate the results for real during Movember..... ...

For the family neat-freak the Instant Coasters are the ideal retro stylish gift. In the battle to keep your cherished table away from those dreaded water rings, the Instant Coasters are sure to grab your families' & friends' attention & make sure they don’t forget to use the coaster for the umpteenth time. With four mats included, you can fill this quirky home accessory with a wide-range of photos from favourite holiday destinations to cherished family shots, providing you with as a daily reminder of those memorable moments in your life. Be quick. Snap it up. ...

If you want to sport the hairstyle of champions: short at the front & sides, long at the back, the Instand Mullet Headband will help you achieve it! The Mullet Headband means that you can experience all the glory of the mullet without losing your job or girlfriend. Enter the Instant Mullet Headband: offering you more style than Mac Gyver or a back-in-the-day Billy Ray Cyrus. Wear one to your next fancy dress party but remember to brace yourself for the impact. You are sure to pull in the crowds with this Mullet headband! ...

Serious Retro charm! Add your favourite pictures to this Instant Photo Frame for a cool chic look in your home This Photo-style wall frame can house four photos in it's polaroid-sized pockets, which hang from the retro camera cut out. Simply insert your favourite recent or childhood snaps to complete the wall feature. Get snap happy & add some retro charm. ...

We all love a glass or two of wine but how many of us know exactly the best temperature to drink it at? Well worry no more as this Intelligent Wine Chiller has a built-in cooler & knows the correct drinking temperature for no less than 33 different types of wine & champagne. Simply place your bottle inside the unit, select the type of wine you’re drinking (eg. Chablis, Beaujolais) using the LCD display & it will cool your wine to the perfect temperature. Perfect wine every time & it even has a bottle opener tucked into the back of it! ...

Get the very best out of your wine every time with The Intelligent Wine Cooler & Warmer. You wouldn’t enjoy a cold tea or a warm beer, & wine is no different. You should always drink it at the correct temperature to enjoy it at its very best. The trouble is of course that there are so many different wines, all of which have different optimal temperatures. Do you know your Chablis from your Shiraz, your Malbec from your Merlot? We sure as hell don’t, but fortunately we don’t have to thanks to the Intelligent Wine Cooler (that warms as well). You just put your bottle in it, tell it what sort of wine you’ve added, & it does the rest, ensuring you get the very best out of your wine every time. Its fairly obvious that we need to chill white wine to get the best out of it (though not too much or youll kill the taste), but did you know red wine often need to be slightly chilled? Its made to be drunk at room temperature, but nowadays rooms are considerably warmer than in the past, too warm in many cases to make the most of your red wine. The Intelligent Wine Cooler & Warmer will ensure its perfect every time. It contains automated programes for thirty different wine varieties, but you can also enter your own temperature (in case you like your Sauvignon Blanc a little cooler than the recommended temperature). It comes with a bottle opener tucked into a hand slot in the back, has an insulation collar to speed up the process, & will display temperatures in Fahrenheit or Celsius. The Intelligent Wille Cooler & Warmer is clever so you dont have to be, enjoy your wine at its very best. Now youve got your wine to the right temperature you might want to consider the Vinturi Wine Aerator which will breathe some life into your wine in a matter of moments. ...

Be the one-man-band you always wanted to be with this brilliant Interactive Musical Playmat! Complete with MP3 input, speakers, microphone & 8 different instrument sounds, the mat offers hands-on fun for kids of all ages & musical abilities. Connect an MP3 player to groove along with your favourite tunes or make your own medley with the 8 musical instruments, 3 scratch pads & 4 different drum sounds. You can even sing along karaoke style using the microphone headset! The Musical Playmat is a fantastically fun start for the budding musician or performer. ...

Gain your first experience of the most incredible water sport of recent times with the Introduction to Flyboarding Experience. The closest you’ll ever get to being Iron man for the time being, Flyboarding was first conjured up by Jet Ski World Champion Franky Zapata in 2011 &, rather unsurprisingly, the sport has been a massive hit with adrenaline junkies ever since despite many sceptics originally believing that Flyboarding was not possible & was just a special effects video gone viral! Utilising Jet Ski Equipment, Flyboarding works by shooting jets of water from the attached nozzles, a process that means that you can soar up to 10m above the water level. To enable you to get the most out of this revolutionary piece of equipment, your expert instructor will be on hand at all times to give you tips on how to best utilise your Flyboard during your 15 minute solo session. Not for boarding people. Notes Voucher is valid for 10 months & is for one person. Valid on selected dates all week-round. Minimum age is 16 & max is 80. Maximum weight is 20 stone, minimum height is 4ft 6.. This experience is not suitable for pregnant women or anyone with the following: dislocated shoulder/wearing a cast, heart conditions, severe back issues, under medication that will make you drowsy. This is a high impact & challenging adrenaline experience, which some people take a while to get the hang of. As such there is no guarantee given that you will be able to successfully fly out of the water during your session. You are however welcome to upgrade to a longer session directly with the supplier at the point of booking if you so wish. Please note you will not be allow to take the experience if you are intoxicated or under the influence of drugs. Wetsuits are provided
- however you are advised to bring your own if possible, as the ones provided may be wet from previous users. You are advised to bring a towel & your voucher. All dates are subject to availability.
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The i Opener is slender, extra strong & protects your iPhone from almost anything & most importantly can open a bottle of brew on the move! The i Opener case is so strong that it really has been tested & beaten with a hammer & come out unscathed. Your iPhone now has the ultimate protection! Measuring only 15.8mm thick, it is also extremely easy to carry around to any party. You can whip out your iPhone, open a bottle with your i Opener & get the party started at a moments notice. The bottle opener retracts into the case when not in use. A smooth stylish & bash proof case with a bottle opener
- what more could you ask for?
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