Back in 2007 some clever people got together & decided that the Ghost Chilli was the hottest in the world. More recently some other clever (and possibly slightly crazy people) got together & decided that it was a good idea to create a grow your own tin can, packed with all you need to cultivate this eye watering devil. The question is if you’re brave enough to Grow Your Own Extra Hot Ghost Chilli? If you’re a bit of a dare devil & decide that heat is the way to go your postman will innocently deliver a little tin. Inside is all you need to create an inferno. Just pop the seeds in the soil, water & leave on a windowsill in full sun. Next thing you know (in a couple of months’ time doesn’t sound as dramatic!) you’ll be greeted with your own crop of Ghost Chilli’s – set to blow your head off. Sound good? Just remember our gold rules for quick chilli cultivation: The hotter & more humid the conditions the hotter the chillies will be! Never eat a chilli whole! Always use gloves when planting & handling your chillies! ...

Be honest, are you a bit fed up of flying insects? Or perhaps there are a few uninvited guests you would like to disappear? Just imagine the mayhem you could cause with one of our fabulous Grow Your Own Venus Fly Trap in a Tin. If you’re a fan of sci-fi then you’re going to be familiar with terrifying Venus Flytrap. A beast set to eat insects & wrongly placed people with equal excitement & ferociousness. A marvel to watch & a stark warning to visitors that you mean business, our Grow Your Own Venus Fly Trap in a Tin is so easy to cultivate. Your tin will arrive with two sets of seeds, the classic Venus Fly Trap & also the less well-known Sundew. Both are carnivorous beasts & super easy to grow. Just remove the lid from the tin, add some water & sow your seeds. In a couple of months you’ll have little assassins ready to repot & take up their rightful place in your home. ...

Cheer up that moody fella in your life with the Grumpy Old Git Gift Set. Ideal for those grumpy men that are only ever happy when they are relaxing at home with a fresh brew, the Grumpy Old Git Gift Set comes complete with socks & mints in case they ever dare to face the outside world. Dishwasher & microwave safe, that’s the mug…. not the socks or the mints, the Grumpy Old Gift Gift Set is sure to bring a smile to even the grumpiest of faces. Not for happy people. ...

Cheer up that moody fella in your life with the Grumpy Old Git Gift Set. Ideal for those grumpy men that are only ever happy when they are relaxing at home with a fresh brew, the Grumpy Old Git Gift Set comes complete with socks & mints in case they ever dare to face the outside world. Dishwasher & microwave safe, that’s the mug…. not the socks or the mints, the Grumpy Old Gift Gift Set is sure to bring a smile to even the grumpiest of faces. Not for happy people. ...

Any young rock star will tell you it isn’t the contents of their mum or dad’s sandwich that counts, more important is what they are carried around in; the Guitar Case Lunch Box would be a good choice for example. Complete with 40 brilliantly designed stickers, the Guitar Case Lunch Box is sure to please parents & young rock stars alike with its striking, yet practically delicious design. I think it's time to put away your rectangular lunch box & get something a little bit more guitar-shaped. ...

If you’re familiar with children’s party games then you’ll already be accustomed to the vast array of drawing games on offer. If you’ve ever wondered (whilst nibbling on an elderly sausage roll perhaps) if there’s an adult version out there then wonder no more. Say hello to Gutterhead. This hilarious adult party game is all about expressing the rudest of words & filthiest of feelings through the art of drawing & mime. Even the playing piece come out of the gutter thanks to their gross poo shape. So, if your mind is already somewhere deep in the sewers you’re going to love Gutterhead. Maybe now is the time to start deciding how you will draw or mime panty sniffer. ...

The super-responsive Apache Gyro Helicopter is perfect for stealth attacks on the accounts department. Its 3-channel control system coupled with in-built gyro technology means that flying this military marvel has never been so easy or precise! Unlike previous generations of helicopters, the Gyro Apache can be flown with complete control
- left, right, up, down, forwards & backwards. In fact, as far as features go, it offers just what youd expect from a much larger RC helicopter
- minus the hefty price tag of course. The advanced gyroscope system takes care of in-flight stability, so even if youre a bit rubbish at patting your head & rubbing your tummy at the same time, youll find the Apache a piece of cake to fly. The gyro basically takes all the hectic spinning around youll find in standard helicopters, & puts a stop to it, you just take off, & this great little helicopter will hover steadily, which is both clever & a great relief to many. It comes with an easy to grapple remote control, spare blades & an all important LED searchlight on the nose for night missions. Do try night flying, its great fun. The Apache Gyro will charge up either via the supplied USB (Universal Serial Bus) cable, or if youre away from your computer, via a lead from the remote control itself. A full charge can you get you anything up to 10 minutes of flight time (depending on how madly you fly the thing), & youll be very pleased with just how easily manoeverable this great little helicopter is.

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The Gyro Master 4 Channel helicopter is a great leap forward (and indeed sideways) in the world of affordable indoor flying helicopters. Being a Gyro its so stable a horse could live in it, & much as we are all getting used to being able to fly helicopters now without a degree in aeronautical engineering, adding a fourth channel should do your head in, but with this little marvel, it doesnt. So what does 4 channel mean? 2 channel is up & down only, 3 channel is up & down, left & right & forwards & back wards, 3 channel gyro is all of that without you crashing into a pot plant or having a seizure, & 4 channel gyro is a sort of heavenly nirvana, as it adds sideways to the mix & is as close to flying a real helicopter as it gets, but considerably easier & without the expense of landing fees. Now you can do proper helicopter sweeping turns, sidle up to your landing pad, & in the case of the Gyro Master 4, look a little like a pilot out of the movie Avatar. It charges via USB (Universal Serial Bus), has a dinky spotlight in the nose for night flying, comes with spare main, tail & side rotors, & looks really very cool indeed. Take your helicopter flying to a new dimension, well a sideways one at any rate, with the Gyro Master 4 Helicopter, we love this. ...

There are swarms of Gyro helicopters out there, but theres also a lot of bad ones. Weve tested the heck out of most of them & the Nighthawk Gyro stands head & shoulders (or blades) above the rest. Its achingly easy to fly, & the gyro stabiliser means that it hovers perfectly, without spiralling round & round the way many of its predecessors did. Easy forward & back motion, slick & super-sharp left & right turns, coupled with the epic remote control design, allows for smooth & reactive flight. Within minutes youll be flying it around with precision accuracy, loudly mouth-trumpeting your best rendition of the airwolf theme tune & buzzing anyone within distance. Add in the front facing white LED lights, & the fear on your targets face is beautifully illuminated. Although we think the lights are actually there to make night flight a doddle. With 6-8 minutes of joy inducing flight, theres enough time to let everyone have a go, & when its charge finally caves in, you can either re-juice it via the remote, or (and how cool is this) use the USB (Universal Serial Bus) cable to charge it via your computer. This helicopter is the PERFECT first helicopter, & even if you, or the lucky recipient, classes themselves as an intermediate flyer, it still provides hours of fun. ...

Love it or a bit confused by it, there’s no doubting that Game of Thrones is a force to be reckoned with. & that’s why we’ve chosen to pop a Game of Gnomes Garden Gnome in our border this year. Clutching his spade with a look of contained menace in his eyes, this rather cross gnome is set to become the ultimate in grumpy old men when visitors arrive – in fact we are hoping he’ll keep all the common garden pests at bay. Plus, as he’s cast in poly resin, our 9 inch chap promises to withstand even the harshest of winters. Who would want germaniums when you can have gnomes? ...