Ok it's not big, & it's not even clever. But we still like this Grenade Mug. Maybe it's our misspent youth, periods of which were entirely sponsored by the local army surplus store. A great present for the more explosive members of the team, just as happy filled with pens, pencils or hot drinks. The grenade Mug, a meeting of two unlikely worlds... ...

Don’t close ranks until you’ve welcomed our Grill Sergeant BBQ into your platoon as, despite the stern demeanour, he’s the ideal camp companion. The Grill Sergeant BBQ is modelled on a classic 80s US army sergeant & sports some seriously cool shades & a no-nonsense moustache. He’s super portable, measures in at a rucksack friendly 12”, & once fired up is a sure way to turn your ravenous troops into compliant corporal’s in no time. So, whether you’ve been yomping around the hills & dales or setting up headquarters in the garden just light it up, enlist a cooking captain & get your scran prepared. ...

Stick practically any gadget or loose item to this Sticky Grippy Frog Mat in your car or on the wall of your office or home. They are amazing for use in cars, to stop your valuables flying across the dashboard & under your seats as you swerve around the bend at top speeds. Gadgets, lighters, glasses will for the first time be static & ready for use. What's even better is there is no sticky substance left behind. When you are ready to remove the item, simply detach it gently & with ease. If the Grippy Frog Mat begins to lose its grip slightly due to overuse, simply wash it under warm water & it will be uber sticky & ready to go again. It is both heat resistant & waterproof, so almost indestructible! They really are sticky little suckers! ...

Add a bit of hippy flower power magic to your kitchen with this Groovy Herbert Herb Planter. Without doubt the perfect addition to your kithchen, it is designed to look like a hippy caravan. Simply the grooviest pot to grow your favourite herbs in. If you don't see the need to grow herbs, why not fill it to the top with your favourite cookies instead. Made from quality ceramic, the Herbert Planter has 3 holes for water drainage -place the lid beneath the planter to catch water if needed. Flower Power kitchen storage. ...

If you’re too lazy to walk to the pub & too cheap to buy a beer when you get there, then this is for you. Grow our own beer, in a can. Frankly you’d be better off buying a can of beer, though having said that most canned beer is pretty rank. Of course you’re not actually meant to buy this & start your own brewery, it just an inexpensive & funny present for anyone you know who finds it hard to see their feet when standing. The can contains hop seeds & soil for anyone idiotic enough to think they have a hope in hell of producing any beer
- but they may well get a nice plant out of it. Hops are the female flower clusters of the plant, which belong to the hemp plant family (sadly not that side of the family) that grow throughout the northern hemisphere. Its a fast growing plant which has heart shaped leaves. Simply add water to your soil & in time your plant will grow, & the hops will be very pretty, if not exactly thirst-quenching.
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Back in 2007 some clever people got together & decided that the Ghost Chilli was the hottest in the world. More recently some other clever (and possibly slightly crazy people) got together & decided that it was a good idea to create a grow your own tin can, packed with all you need to cultivate this eye watering devil. The question is if you’re brave enough to Grow Your Own Extra Hot Ghost Chilli? If you’re a bit of a dare devil & decide that heat is the way to go your postman will innocently deliver a little tin. Inside is all you need to create an inferno. Just pop the seeds in the soil, water & leave on a windowsill in full sun. Next thing you know (in a couple of months’ time doesn’t sound as dramatic!) you’ll be greeted with your own crop of Ghost Chilli’s – set to blow your head off. Sound good? Just remember our gold rules for quick chilli cultivation: The hotter & more humid the conditions the hotter the chillies will be! Never eat a chilli whole! Always use gloves when planting & handling your chillies! ...

Be honest, are you a bit fed up of flying insects? Or perhaps there are a few uninvited guests you would like to disappear? Just imagine the mayhem you could cause with one of our fabulous Grow Your Own Venus Fly Trap in a Tin. If you’re a fan of sci-fi then you’re going to be familiar with terrifying Venus Flytrap. A beast set to eat insects & wrongly placed people with equal excitement & ferociousness. A marvel to watch & a stark warning to visitors that you mean business, our Grow Your Own Venus Fly Trap in a Tin is so easy to cultivate. Your tin will arrive with two sets of seeds, the classic Venus Fly Trap & also the less well-known Sundew. Both are carnivorous beasts & super easy to grow. Just remove the lid from the tin, add some water & sow your seeds. In a couple of months you’ll have little assassins ready to repot & take up their rightful place in your home. ...

Cheer up that moody fella in your life with the Grumpy Old Git Gift Set. Ideal for those grumpy men that are only ever happy when they are relaxing at home with a fresh brew, the Grumpy Old Git Gift Set comes complete with socks & mints in case they ever dare to face the outside world. Dishwasher & microwave safe, that’s the mug…. not the socks or the mints, the Grumpy Old Gift Gift Set is sure to bring a smile to even the grumpiest of faces. Not for happy people. ...

Cheer up that moody fella in your life with the Grumpy Old Git Gift Set. Ideal for those grumpy men that are only ever happy when they are relaxing at home with a fresh brew, the Grumpy Old Git Gift Set comes complete with socks & mints in case they ever dare to face the outside world. Dishwasher & microwave safe, that’s the mug…. not the socks or the mints, the Grumpy Old Gift Gift Set is sure to bring a smile to even the grumpiest of faces. Not for happy people. ...

Any young rock star will tell you it isn’t the contents of their mum or dad’s sandwich that counts, more important is what they are carried around in; the Guitar Case Lunch Box would be a good choice for example. Complete with 40 brilliantly designed stickers, the Guitar Case Lunch Box is sure to please parents & young rock stars alike with its striking, yet practically delicious design. I think it's time to put away your rectangular lunch box & get something a little bit more guitar-shaped. ...