A truly gigantic XL Lighter. It's big, it's really big, though considering the name we guess that's fairly obvious. Now you can mess with people's depth perception as well as lighting candles et al with a giant version of a standard lighter. Unlike its minature cousins the Giant Lighter is refillable with standard lighter gas & has a lock on it for safety. Being as it's the size of a horse (ok not a horse, would you settle for a svelte squirrel?) no-one will get away with nicking it, & you'll always know where to find it.