The super-responsive Apache Gyro Helicopter is perfect for stealth attacks on the accounts department. Its 3-channel control system coupled with in-built gyro technology means that flying this military marvel has never been so easy or precise! Unlike previous generations of helicopters, the Gyro Apache can be flown with complete control
- left, right, up, down, forwards & backwards. In fact, as far as features go, it offers just what youd expect from a much larger RC helicopter
- minus the hefty price tag of course. The advanced gyroscope system takes care of in-flight stability, so even if youre a bit rubbish at patting your head & rubbing your tummy at the same time, youll find the Apache a piece of cake to fly. The gyro basically takes all the hectic spinning around youll find in standard helicopters, & puts a stop to it, you just take off, & this great little helicopter will hover steadily, which is both clever & a great relief to many. It comes with an easy to grapple remote control, spare blades & an all important LED searchlight on the nose for night missions. Do try night flying, its great fun. The Apache Gyro will charge up either via the supplied USB (Universal Serial Bus) cable, or if youre away from your computer, via a lead from the remote control itself. A full charge can you get you anything up to 10 minutes of flight time (depending on how madly you fly the thing), & youll be very pleased with just how easily manoeverable this great little helicopter is.

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The Gyro Master 4 Channel helicopter is a great leap forward (and indeed sideways) in the world of affordable indoor flying helicopters. Being a Gyro its so stable a horse could live in it, & much as we are all getting used to being able to fly helicopters now without a degree in aeronautical engineering, adding a fourth channel should do your head in, but with this little marvel, it doesnt. So what does 4 channel mean? 2 channel is up & down only, 3 channel is up & down, left & right & forwards & back wards, 3 channel gyro is all of that without you crashing into a pot plant or having a seizure, & 4 channel gyro is a sort of heavenly nirvana, as it adds sideways to the mix & is as close to flying a real helicopter as it gets, but considerably easier & without the expense of landing fees. Now you can do proper helicopter sweeping turns, sidle up to your landing pad, & in the case of the Gyro Master 4, look a little like a pilot out of the movie Avatar. It charges via USB (Universal Serial Bus), has a dinky spotlight in the nose for night flying, comes with spare main, tail & side rotors, & looks really very cool indeed. Take your helicopter flying to a new dimension, well a sideways one at any rate, with the Gyro Master 4 Helicopter, we love this. ...

There are swarms of Gyro helicopters out there, but theres also a lot of bad ones. Weve tested the heck out of most of them & the Nighthawk Gyro stands head & shoulders (or blades) above the rest. Its achingly easy to fly, & the gyro stabiliser means that it hovers perfectly, without spiralling round & round the way many of its predecessors did. Easy forward & back motion, slick & super-sharp left & right turns, coupled with the epic remote control design, allows for smooth & reactive flight. Within minutes youll be flying it around with precision accuracy, loudly mouth-trumpeting your best rendition of the airwolf theme tune & buzzing anyone within distance. Add in the front facing white LED lights, & the fear on your targets face is beautifully illuminated. Although we think the lights are actually there to make night flight a doddle. With 6-8 minutes of joy inducing flight, theres enough time to let everyone have a go, & when its charge finally caves in, you can either re-juice it via the remote, or (and how cool is this) use the USB (Universal Serial Bus) cable to charge it via your computer. This helicopter is the PERFECT first helicopter, & even if you, or the lucky recipient, classes themselves as an intermediate flyer, it still provides hours of fun. ...

Love it or a bit confused by it, there’s no doubting that Game of Thrones is a force to be reckoned with. & that’s why we’ve chosen to pop a Game of Gnomes Garden Gnome in our border this year. Clutching his spade with a look of contained menace in his eyes, this rather cross gnome is set to become the ultimate in grumpy old men when visitors arrive – in fact we are hoping he’ll keep all the common garden pests at bay. Plus, as he’s cast in poly resin, our 9 inch chap promises to withstand even the harshest of winters. Who would want germaniums when you can have gnomes? ...

Love it or a bit confused by it, there’s no doubting that Game of Thrones is a force to be reckoned with. & that’s why we’ve chosen to pop a Game of Gnomes Garden Gnome in our border this year. Clutching his spade with a look of contained menace in his eyes, this rather cross gnome is set to become the ultimate in grumpy old men when visitors arrive – in fact we are hoping he’ll keep all the common garden pests at bay. Plus, as he’s cast in poly resin, our 9 inch chap promises to withstand even the harshest of winters. Who would want germaniums when you can have gnomes? ...

Our Game Over Mug is the perfect present for that gamer in your life, plus a way to ensure that they stay appropriately hydrated during those ridiculously long late-night Xbox marathons. Designed to cleverly replicate a well-known handheld controller, just fill this little beauty with coffee (or any other appropriately caffeinated beverage). Once the thirst-quencher has been consumed GAME OVER is revealed & it’s time to press pause & stick the kettle on again. The good news is that the Game Over Mug holds an impressive 14oz (just 2oz less than a Starbucks Tall) so you’ve got loads of supping time before you need to pause. ...

There really is something truly wonderful about plonking yourself down, supping a well-deserved brew & admiring your handiwork after a few strenuous hours mowing, digging & planting. But choose to drink your infusion from one of our fun Gardener’s Plant Pot Mugs & you’ve reached perfection right there. This terracotta coloured beauty provides the perfect temporary home to your drink of choice. A nice chunky handle means even the muddiest hands will get a good grip. Plus, it can be popped in the dishwasher & microwave so properly sturdy. We’ve all had a test of these mugs (it would be rude not to wouldn’t it?) so our experience means we can point out the following. Just make sure that you keep an eye on your mug, as if you’re not careful someone green fingered (we’re not naming any names… Tim), may try & sneakily plant their perennials! ...

Put your brain into gear with the perplexing Gear Blox Puzzle. One for those that like to keep their brain ticking over at all times, the Gear Blox Puzzle comes straight out of the Rubix Cube mould, although there are early rumours that this particular conundrum could be even more difficult to crack. We couldn’t possibly comment on such speculation though. Based on a unique arrangement of gears & blocks, the Gear Blox Puzzle has an array of shape & colour combinations that change every time it is twisted & turned, with the end goal being to match the six colours on each of the faces. It could be a while before you are able to reach that particular Promised Land though. Puzzle me brother. ...

For too long mug designers have spent too much of their time trying to cater towards the cool sector of society, thank god for the Geek Mug then. While from far the Geek Mug may just look like a regular mug with ‘eek’ printed on it, upon closer inspection you will notice that the handle has been shaped in to the letter g, very clever indeed. Not content with just being a pretty mug, the Geek Mug has worked hard like all true geeks to ensure that it is a good a mug as it possibly can be with a dishwasher & microwave safe composition. Be chic & geek. ...

Gelli Baff the goo that gets kids leaping into the bath. Geli Baff, or more accurately jelly barf, this box of dyed & expandable silicone crystals is every parent’s nightmare, but every child’s dream. Basically you add the contents to a perfectly harmless bath, which is then transformed into a pond of thick & slimy goo enticing enough to get even the most reluctant child into the bath. It’s the sort of present you hope to god no-one will give your children, but you simply can’t resist giving to other people’s, because evil as the stuff is, kids just simply adore it. ...