Yes, thats right, its a giant Dark Wood Wooden pencil sharpener. Ok, it wont sharpen your giant pencils, but it will keep your desk looking sharp, & they do say a tidy desk is a tidy mind.... Made from highly sustainable Rubberwood this nifty, stylish & amusing desktop accessory even has eco credentials. Get organised, & improve your productivity, or simply give your workstation the contemporary edge, with the Pencil Sharpener Desk Tidy, by the design maestros at Suck UK. ...

The humble beach towel. A holiday essential but seriously high scoring on the boring scale. Well, that is normally the case… unless you’ve packed one of our daringly different Dart Board Towels. This 130cm lightweight marvel is super lightweight so promises not to take your case busting over that annoyingly limited baggage allowance. Plus, it’s made from microfiber so can just be chucked in the wash for a quick refresh. Just fling your towel on the beach (or park, or field or other flat surface), decide your teams & take one of the six Velcro covered balls to make your shot. The balls will cleverly stick to the microfiber towel so your 180 is guaranteed to count. Bullseye! ...

We love sci-fi & we love a geek. In fact, we think that it’s about time that all Star Wars geeks stand proud, embrace their inner nerd & loudly proclaim their love of all things Stormtrooper from the nearest rooftop. That’s what we’re planning to do, from a high step anyway. As well as all that shouting we’re also going to be proudly hanging a set of Darth Vader & Stormtrooper Helmet 3D String Lights – just in case anyone is in any doubt of our affiliation. Our fun 2.5m space-age lights are made up of Darth Vader & Stormtrooper fully moulded helmets, each encasing a white LED bulb which beams beautifully when 2 x AA batteries (not included) are popped in the go works. ...

Looking for the perfect gift for the Star Wars fan in your life? Then why not choose our Darth Vader Hand with Lightsaber 3D Deco Light. This unusual take on modern lighting is perfect for young & old fans alike, takes batteries so is cord free, features a handy 30-minute timer & uses LED bulbs for heat free illumination. ...

I am your iPhone..... Add some Darth Vader to your smartphone with this case for your iPhone 4. Made from silicon the case sports a Darth Vader print. It's functional too, with easy access to headphone jack, hold switch, speakerphone & microphone openings, & an aperture for camera & flash. ...

Why not channel your inner Viking conqueror being & make your next beer the most epic ever, with this Das Horn Viking Beer Drinking Mug! The Das Mug comes complete with a neck strap, display stand & a capacity of over 700ml. It is best enjoyed by daring individuals to down it... on ambitious occasions, so no need for the accompanying stand! Are you up for this Viking challenge? ...

Say goodbye to the pain of Dark Knights with our DC Comics Batman Hero Light. An honest & open fella, the DC Comics Batman Hero Light is so transparent with his life that you can see right through him. All you'll find though is that he is a great guy & an even better light. More than happy to reside at his permanent home on his dual powered light base (not the Bat Cave), the DC Comics Batman Hero Light is powered by USB (Universal Serial Bus) or batteries, not the art of justice like his big screen cousin. Goodbye Dark Knights. ...

Calling all bat fans! Kids (and those classed as grown-ups) will love this oh so cute Batman light. Batman is being a bit gruff here (look at that expression), he has a snarl on his little ickle face, but don’t worry, he’s here to cast a glow to any room, big or small. May the force be with you… Oops, that’s another film altogether isn’t it, but you know what we mean. Bat up & bat in. ...

The greatest superhero of all time deserves a light that befits his status, & that my good people is where the DC Comics Superman Hero Light comes in to things. A laser etched acrylic figure, the DC Comics Superman Hero Light is quite the lone ranger on his dual powered light base, so much so that he believes he is ample enough light for you whole room. A confident figure. Battery or USB (Universal Serial Bus) powered, something he doesn't share in common with the man himself, we predict the DC Comics Superman Hero Light will probably make any Superman fan really, really happy with their life & how it is going. Dawn of light. ...

Feeling edgy, stressed, frustrated? Need someone or something to take your office aggression out on? & somewhere to keep that pesky pen you keep losing under the edge of your computer keyboard, which is frankly not helping your fragile state of mind? Well Dead Fred is the friend for you! Alleviate all that pent up aggression by violently & repeatedly (really?) stabbing Fred through the heart... & is if by magic there it is, just where you left it, your pen right at your fingertips
- & your stress & frustration, vanished. All is tranquillity & light...
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