No office should be without a Bullshit Button. We all know it goes on, we even catch ourselves talking utter nonsense far too often. So let's have a crackdown, starting with this excellent new management tool.... The Bullshit Button is simply an alert button, with a built-in speaker & red light that illuminates when it's owner detects some Bullshit being passed off as legitimate office-speak. When pushed (or in our case, whacked) the button will sound-off with one of 5 following responses: Oh come on now, that ain' t even bullshit, that's horse shit. (Siren) Warning, warning, bullshit alert. (Beep) That was bullshit. (Siren) Bullshit detected, take precautions. (Siren) Bullshit level death con 5 The perfect novelty gift for the office or any other adult environment!