Everyone loves a massage, no question about that, but giving one can sometimes be a bit of a chore. Well not any more. These Body Massagers make giving someone a massage a piece of cake, & it's so good they don't even have to take their clothes off, though don't let that stop you of course. Just click the button on the top of this brilliant little gizmo & you're away. The three smooth feet give a fabulous deep massage, & they even glow, which makes massing in the dark rather fun. The first time we tried this in the office (clothes on, it isn't the sixties anymore) there were many cries of ' Oh my God!'. Modesty prevailed & we only ventured as far as the back of the neck & shoulders, but that was enough to turn the recipients into jelly. We've tried quite a few massagers, all in the interests of research of course, & these Body Massagers won the massage test hands down. ...

Everyone loves a massage, no question about that, but giving one can sometimes be a bit of a chore. Well not any more. These Body Massagers make giving someone a massage a piece of cake, & it's so good they don't even have to take their clothes off, though don't let that stop you of course. Just click the button on the top of this brilliant little gizmo & you're away. The three smooth feet give a fabulous deep massage, & they even glow, which makes massing in the dark rather fun. The first time we tried this in the office (clothes on, it isn't the sixties anymore) there were many cries of ' Oh my God!'. Modesty prevailed & we only ventured as far as the back of the neck & shoulders, but that was enough to turn the recipients into jelly. We've tried quite a few massagers, all in the interests of research of course, & these Body Massagers won the massage test hands down. ...

Whether you’re a fan of scrambled, poached, boiled or fried there’s no denying that eggs are pretty fab. In fact, you probably think that eggs are so eggcellent that they can’t be bettered. But guess what, we’ve got hold of the Bogey Man Egg Separator & this little dude is rather wonderful (and a bit gross to boot). The Bogey Man & his striking white face & red snout is certain to make a statement as he gurns from your kitchen shelf but just wait until you add an egg or two! Just crack a few shells, plop the eggs into your Bogey Man’s head, pour gently & get ready to be completely grossed out as all the white dribbles out of his nose. Our Bogey Man Egg Separator promises to evoke some serious stomach-churning so is designed for those with the strongest of constitutions. ...

This has to be the most fun kitchen utensil of all time, & also one of the most disgusting! A great way to get the kids into the kitchen & guaranteed to put a smile on their faces. Break an egg into his head & gently tip the Bogey Man to see the whites run out of his reddened snotty nose! Ewwwww!! No more messy hands & a perfectly separated egg. ...

Looking for a little something for the person who is always hard to buy for? Well the good news is that we may have found the solution – what about presenting them with the ultimate in random gifts…. Bogies in a Box. These lemon & lime flavoured fiends are designed to surprise & disgust in equal measure. In fact, if you’re brave enough to pop one into your snout you’re set to horrify Aunty Joan & send her rushing for a hanky. What’s more, although they look properly gross they actually taste quite delicious – if you dare to chow down on a box of bogies that it. One word of warning before you do start a bit of nasal insertion – we all know of at least one junior school friend who was rushed to A&E with some sort of foreign object inserted in the nose or ear (perhaps a pea, stone or Lego block). Please remember that when dealing with your Bogies in a Box as we’d hate for you to have to explain your predicament to the nurse. Please note: Not suitable for vegetarians – contains beef gelatine ...

What do you buy the man who has everything? Stop wracking your brains, we have done the thinking for you & are bringing you something that is sure to keep any boob man happy – our Boobies Beer Glass. There’s not a huge amount to say on this one, its assets certainly stand out for themselves! Other than the added fun bags the Boobies Beer Glass also holds just over a pint of your favourite beer, so perfect for some summer sipping. ...

What do you buy the man who has everything? Stop wracking your brains, we have done the thinking for you & are bringing you something that is sure to keep any boob man happy – our Boobies Beer Glass. There’s not a huge amount to say on this one, its assets certainly stand out for themselves! Other than the added fun bags the Boobies Beer Glass also holds just over a pint of your favourite beer, so perfect for some summer sipping. ...

For all you lovers of the Wiki i Music Pillow, the Boombox i Music Pillow, combines all the same advanced technology but with the popular retro trend of a Boombox pillowcase added! The standard sized pillow has a retro boombox design & houses two hiddes speakers & an amp through which your music, radion & podcasts can be blasted. Simply connect the pillow through the 3.5mm audio cable & enjoy music in comfort. The pillowcase can be removed for washing. Get those boombox beats blaring from the comfort of your own bed! ...

The Boombox Touch Speaker by Thumbs Up means that you can place your phone or device onto the speaker to instantly amplify the sound. No wires or pairing is required! This wireless speaker is perfect for outdoor entertaining or as a travel speaker with the built in rechargable battery blasting away for up to 10 hours per charge! New technology allows the speaker to interact with the speaker on your device so that the sound is instantly magnified, & because there are no cords or connections, the Boom Box is compatible with any device which has an external speaker. You'll be nothing but amazed by the sound boost you get just from touching your phone to the speaker! ...

This tough Wallet Bottle Opener is credit card sized, enabling you to slot it into your wallet, so that you have access to a bottle opener at any time of day! This nifty little bottle opener will always be close at h&. It is uniquely styled as a wallet essential. Beers o'clock anyone?! ...