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This Camo Beer Belt is a must have at your next BBQ. Every man should keep his friends close, but his beers even closer…..! Just strap on this beer belt & load with your favourite cans or bottles. Never again will you have to queue for your next beer, they will be ready & waiting for you. Hands free six pack
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This Camo Beer Belt is a must have at your next BBQ. Every man should keep his friends close, but his beers even closer…..! Just strap on this beer belt & load with your favourite cans or bottles. Never again will you have to queue for your next beer, they will be ready & waiting for you. Hands free six pack
- at your fingertips.
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For that one mate who thinks they a drinking god, the Beer Bong Drinking Tube is sure to knock them down a peg or two. Guaranteed to separate the boys from the slightly bigger boys, we have it on good authority (trust us on this) that no one will take your party seriously unless you bring out the Beer Bong Drinking Tube at least once throughout the night. Simple to use, so it is perfect for any stage of the night no matter how intoxicated certain people may get, the Beer Bong Drinking Tube requires just your alcoholic beverage to be poured into the funnel above & your mouth to gulp up the subsequent drink that comes flowing from the tap. If alcohol isn’t your thing you could also try downing a funnel-full of orange squash, although we do imagine that would be considerably easier. All hail Beercules ...
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There’s no denying that a trip to the gym is an admirable way to use some spare time & that looking pumped & guzzling down protein is quite standard nowadays. Now, we’d argue that although this is extremely commendable sometimes all you need is a nice cold pint, enjoyed without any guilt – & that’s where the Dumbbell Beer Glass comes in. This 24oz marvel is sure to defuse any guilt as no one could disagree with the effort it takes to lift a dumbbell, let alone one filled with extremely heavy beer. The Dumbbell Beer Glass is a bit of a gem as it promises a workout with added hydration – surely a winner for the health conscious. ...
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Whether you’re looking for a gift for the ale guzzler in your life or their self-proclaimed pub widow (or widower) then we think our Beer Mug & Sweets might just fit the bill. Not only will you be gifting a rather cool mug emblazoned with the phrase ‘I’D RATHER BE DRINKING BEER’, you’ll also be giving a pack of ten tasty beer flavoured sweets. Perfect for delivering the taste of the perfect pint while cleverly avoiding the associated sore head & hamster infused mouth that typically mark a good night. &, if there is a beer monsters widow (er) to consider, we reckon that this gem will do wonders for marital relations & cleverly promote the benefits of tea. Clever stuff. ...
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Beer Pong is one of the simplest, most addictive & active drinking games this side of somewhere where there arent many games on the other side. If you havent heard of Beer Pong, then welcome to planet earth, we hope you enjoy your stay here, dont feed the animals or abduct anyone, & here are the rules. Two players, one goal (sounds like a Jerry Bruckheimer movie), get your opponent to drink as much beer as possible. So losing appears to have a pretty healthy upside. Basically you place six cups with a good glug of beer in them on a longish table in a triangle facing your opponent (who does likewise). You now take it in turns to bounce or lob a ping pong ball into one of your opponents cups. If you get one in, they have to drink down that cup of beer, & you get another go. If you miss, its their turn. Whoever gets their opponent to finish all their beer first wins, oh & the loser has to drink whats left of the winners beer too. There are way too many local rules & adaptations to mention here, & were fairly certain it wont squeeze past the IOC & make it into the 2012 Olympics (a crying shame), but suffice to say that its a brilliant, highly adaptable game that once played is never forgotten. Line up the beers & get ponging. ...
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For the beer lover inside us all, this novelty Beer Shower Curtain will have you more excited for your morning shower than ever before. Designed to look like a freshly poured pint of the nation’s favourite alcoholic drink, this unique item would make a quirky addition to any bathroom & is a great reminder for you to pop down to your local pub when the next opportunity arises. Complete with hooks to allow for easy set-up, the Beer Shower Curtain is sure to make a splash in homes across the country. ...
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Bring back happy childhood memories & add some alcohol to create the ultimate party thanks to our Beerboquet drinking game. Beerboquet is a simple concept. Take the beautifully carved wooden bottle – with added bottle opener – & use that to catch the ball which is attached by a piece of string. Add alcohol (or an appropriately lovely soft drink) & you’re set for an evening of mayhem! Our Beerboquet drinking game arrives with a handy leaflet explaining three bottle ball catching challenges – will you be able to get a Hole in One? Have you got what it takes to become the Beer Master? Or do you fancy your chances at Double or Quits? ...
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Beer Key

An instant beer relief gadget on your Key Ring. If like us you value your teeth too much to risk them on a cowboy attack on your next bottle of beer, then you need a Beer Key. Looking more or less just like a key, and nestling innocently among your other more practical (but considerably more boring) keys, the Beer Key will undoubtedly be your most popular one. If I had a cow for every time Ive lent my Beer Key to some beleaguered drinker Id have a very large herd of cows, and no idea what to do with them all. So I have to tell you it comes as quite a relief that to date no-one has offered me a bovine reward for borrowing my Beer Key. Cows aside, the Beer Key is the best key youll ever stick on your key ring.
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An instant beer relief gadget on your Key Ring. If like us you value your teeth too much to risk them on a cowboy attack on your next bottle of beer, then you need a Beer Key. Looking more or less just like a key, & nestling innocently among your other more practical (but considerably more boring) keys, the Beer Key will undoubtedly be your most popular one. If I had a cow for every time Ive lent my Beer Key to some beleaguered drinker Id have a very large herd of cows, & no idea what to do with them all. So I have to tell you it comes as quite a relief that to date no-one has offered me a bovine reward for borrowing my Beer Key. Cows aside, the Beer Key is the best key youll ever stick on your key ring.

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