Are you struggling to make conversation with your guests? Just wait till they visit the bathroom & see your penis-themed bath mat. That’ll start tongues wagging in no time! Whether you’re a fan of trouser snakes or button mushrooms, no one’s left out.  ...

At some point in our lives, we’ve all looked down at our fry-up & rearranged a sausage & two fried eggs to look like a willy & balls. Clever? No. Funny? Every time.    Now you don’t even need the sausage to be rude
- simply pour a couple of eggs into this metal mold & voila! A perfectly formed eggy penis, complete with yolks for balls!   So whether you like yours runny, over easy, or sunny side up (sorry for the mental image that last one created), this is the perfect breakfast utensil for you. 
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Want to stop your houseplants from dying from under or over-watering? Just pop your willy in a plant pot! Okay, wait. WAIT. Before you give us a big ol' slap, hear us out. We're talking about Willy the Worm Water Sensor! This clever terracotta fella is on a mission to make sure your houseplants remain well-watered, all you need to do is slide him into your plant pot so his friendly face is peeking out of the soil. ...

Winabis
- Screw open a bottle of the green stuff & have a glug. Medium sweet grapes, juicy peach, & a sophisticated note of cannabis.
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Never has an animal encapsulated our inner feelings more than the blobfish, but after years of being the face of misery, they are finally getting to have some fun. This wind up blobfish is a great way to lighten up your work day or brighten up a dull evening. Simply pull back then let it go & watch it hurtle miserably (and hilariously) along at an incredible blobfishy pace. ...

Beautifully moulded from old, olive wine bottles, this <strong>stylish glass carafe</strong> is perfect for decanting your vino, displaying your flowers or as a simple water jug. There’s even a handy thumbprint indentation, so you can maintain a good grip after a few vases. ...

Beautifully moulded from old, olive wine bottles, this <strong>stylish glass carafe</strong> is perfect for decanting your vino, displaying your flowers or as a simple water jug. There’s even a handy thumbprint indentation, so you can maintain a good grip after a few vases. ...

Beautifully moulded from old, olive wine bottles, this <strong>stylish glass carafe</strong> is perfect for decanting your vino, displaying your flowers or as a simple water jug. There’s even a handy thumbprint indentation, so you can maintain a good grip after a few vases. ...

What do you buy for the wine connoisseur who has everything? We'll bet they've never tried a slice of fresh sponge cake infused with delicious artisan wine! ...

Don't worry, we're not locking you up in some posho's cellar – this is a different kind of Wine Escape Room Game! This interactive wine gift is packed full of mind-boggling puzzles for you & your friends to grapple with. Work your way through four different stages to slowly reveal the numbers to the combination padlock
- solve them all & you'll liberate the bottle of wine from its metal prison. The secure cage will fit any regular bottle of wine, so once solved it can be re-gifted & used to imprison another unsuspecting bottle! Oh & don't worry, if you (or your lucky recipient) aren't up to the challenge, the solution is provided with the pack. Cheeeeat!
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