Is it a bird, is it a reindeer, is it a ninja? You choose because each one of these wacky flip-top USB (Universal Serial Bus) sticks is disguised as a cute, rubbery character. Keyring friendly, they’re ideal for storing files, spreadsheets & photos of your ever-expanding gizmo collection. ...

Rediscover long-forgotten photos with this USB (Universal Serial Bus)-friendly scanner that converts images trapped on 35mm negatives or slides into digital pics. You can then edit & enhance your revamped photos using the idiot-proof software ready for printing or viewing on the big screen. Comparing mullets has never been such fun. ...

Rediscover long-forgotten photos with this USB (Universal Serial Bus)-friendly scanner that converts images trapped on 35mm negatives or slides into digital pics. You can then edit & enhance your revamped photos using the idiot-proof software ready for printing or viewing on the big screen. Comparing mullets has never been such fun. ...

Bringing the inexplicably huge Pet Rock craze from the 70s into the 21st century, this simple rock is now attached to a USB (Universal Serial Bus) cable but it still does…erm, absolutely nothing. & that’s exactly why you’ll adore it. It’s the perfect pet. Rock on! ...

Whether you’re shoving it down your plughole, searching down the sofa or, as we suspect, just being phenomenally juvenile, this long & flexible USB (Universal Serial Bus)-friendly borescopic camera is just the ticket. Peering into inaccessible places has never been so entertaining. ...

Don’t let old records & cassettes rot in the cupboard, transfer them to your computer with this idiot-proof box of tricks. Just hook up your old kit (hi-fi, ghetto blaster, etc) & get converting. You can then create CDs or dump tracks on your MP3 Player. Hall, Oates & Frankie will love you for it. ...

Convert old video tapes (VHS, camcorder, etc.) into pristine digital files with this nifty little USB (Universal Serial Bus)-friendly gizmo. Simply hook it up to your PC & before you know it you’ll be watching little Johnnie’s first steps on your iPod, the Shake & Vac ad on DVD, & a lorra episodes of Blind Date on your laptop. ...

Do battle with the UK’s biggest huns in UK Huns: a lol-inducing celebration of national treasures including Alison Hammond, Stacey Solomon, & Lorraine Kelly. These icons have been rated on Fashun, Iconique, Drama, Relatability & Naughtiness, & you’ll be using these scores to do battle in the arena of huns: a beautiful & bitchy barrel-scrape of trash TV & bang average pop music.   Sadly, this is probably the only scenario in which you can realistically pit Jane Mc Donald against Cheryl Cole, or put Nigella Lawson toe-to-toe with Miriam Margoyles; but that’s exactly why you need this game.   Look after your huns, though, hunnies, ‘cos if you lose them you’ll be ah’ of the game.   Icons Only xox ...

So the story goes that an ageing magician, betrayed by his hateful assistant, left a mysterious box to his family on his death bed. Encased in a myriad of locks & riddles, for decades it remained sealed. No one able to crack the code & expose the... ...

Call yourself a Potterhead? Ha! Put your geeky wizarding credentials (and your mates') to the test with the Ultimate Harry Potter Movie Quiz. For example – can you remember what colour Tonks' hair is when we first meet her? Or which character said, Even in the wizarding world hearing voices isn't a good sign? Packaged up in a handsome suitcase presentation box, this epic quiz features 1600 question cards (!!!) & each player gets to choose which of the four Hogwarts houses they're representing. It's a bit like trivial pursuit in that the aim of the game is to answer questions correctly & collect a card from all eight movies. First to get a full set wins. Verified superfan status awaits the victor! ...