Bloody street lamps & inner-city smog! Unless you live in the middle of nowhere, you rarely get to enjoy the night sky in its full twinkly star-filled glory. But now you can free yourself from cosmic deprivation & light up your living space with the Twilight Laser Projector! This sleek little device brings all the awe-inspiring magic of the night sky into you home by projecting epic space visuals onto your ceiling & walls. Just sit back & use the remote control to flick through various mesmerising light modes, constellations & colourful clouds of space dust. It's even got a built-in Bluetooth speaker so you can play your favourite tunes while marvelling at the projections. Bit of Gustav Holst, anyone? Happy stargazing! PS: Now also with Google Home & Alexa. ...

Long gone are the days when golf was played solely by toupee-wearing saddos in garish slacks. These days, knocking dinky, dimpled balls around is cutting- edge stuff. & just to prove it, someone’s gone & invented an amazing, hi-tech light-up golf ball that can be seen from tee to cup! ...

Now sleepy kids can stare into space for all the right reasons with this enchanting night time companion that projects a mass of twinkling stars on to walls & ceilings. Featuring eight genuine constellations, it's every tired little star gazer's dream. ...

Today’s weather will see scattered showers & a continuation of the hideous wet weather we know & love. But who cares about that when you’ve got a brolly covered in flashing, twinkling, colour-changing lights – on both sides of the canopy. ...

Today’s weather will see scattered showers & a continuation of the hideous wet weather we know & love. But who cares about that when you’ve got a brolly covered in flashing, twinkling, colour-changing lights – on both sides of the canopy. ...

Take two of life's greatest pleasures
- casually sipping a tumbler's worth of delicious booze & enjoying a damn fine cup of Joe
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Need a cuddle but your favourite person isn’t around? Snuggle an absolutely massive version of their head
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Our bestselling Mushions are back
- & this time they’re double sided! That’s right, you can now get a cushion of anyone’s face
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No need to fight over the controller with this Two Player Retro Arcade Machine that boasts over 300 inbuilt games in single or multiplayer modes. ...

You might be a font of knowledge but how good is your knowledge of fonts? Find out as you compare the (irrationally ranked) attributes of various famous typefaces in this fabulously geeky game of one-upmanship. ‘ My Helvetica’s easier to read than your Tahoma!’ ...