Toilet Bowl Light
- it's rare indeed to have a father who isn't obsessed with toilet humour. This is the perfect gift for men who
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Drinking too much water, staring at phone screens late at night, those nightmares where you can't run/walk, snoring, stupid songs circling your mind, internal monologues & foxes rutting in the back garden. Something is going to wake you up. Once you're awake, you now have a choice. Should you use this break in sleep cycles to use the toilet? Yes you should. But the world is a dark place. Especially your bathroom. So what are your options? You can't turn the light on, that's mental. You'll be instantly & violently awake. You could leave the lights off & try using instinct & porcelain echo feedback to find the centre of the toilet but it's way too messy. You need a 3rd way. You need the Toilet Bowl Light. It's light-sensitive so it will only turn on in the dark, & motion-activated so it will only light up when you walk into the bathroom at night. It comes equipped with six colour options
- single colour or cycling effect
- & fits any toilet. Now you don't need to shuffle nervously through the dark trying to avoid smashing your leg/shin against the toilet or apologise sheepishly to better halves when they inspect the erratic results of your night-time manoeuvres. Let the Toilet Bowl Light take the toil out of the toilet.

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Going to the toilet can be tricky for a supergirl, after all, it’s not like crime takes a bathroom break. Mind you, at least I’m not wearing a full leather jumpsuit, Selina is always complaining about how long it takes to get dressed. Give me spandex knickers any day. ...

Going to the toilet can be tricky for a supergirl, after all, it’s not like crime takes a bathroom break. Mind you, at least I’m not wearing a full leather jumpsuit, Selina is always complaining about how long it takes to get dressed. Give me spandex knickers any day. ...

Going to the toilet can be tricky for a supergirl, after all, it’s not like crime takes a bathroom break. Mind you, at least I’m not wearing a full leather jumpsuit, Selina is always complaining about how long it takes to get dressed. Give me spandex knickers any day. ...

The waterproof & slip-proof <strong> Toilet Piano Mat</strong> rolls out flat to reveal a set of large, foot-friendly piano keys for you to stomp upon. Perfect for having a casual tinkle, honing your musical abilities, passing the time, or just drowning out a chorus of earth-shattering flatulence! ...

Remember that classic scene from ' Big' when Josh & Mac Millan are leaping about playing chopsticks on that enormous floor piano? Now you can recreate that youthful exuberance & unhinged joy from the comfort of... your toilet! The waterproof & slip-proof Toilet Piano Mat rolls out flat to reveal a set of large, foot-friendly piano keys for you to stomp upon. Perfect for having a casual tinkle, honing your musical abilities, passing the time, or just drowning out a chorus of earth-shattering flatulence. The creators have even thrown in a song book & handy ' Do Not Disturb' sign
- you know, for when you're composing your next movement.
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Make a complete Capone out of yourself & exact revenge in style with this foam dart-firing Tommy gun. A classic drum magazine allows wannabe wiseguys to shoot 20 squidgy slugs in rata-tat-tat succession
- ideal for high-flying hit men! (Toothpick & trilby not included).
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Make a complete Capone out of yourself & exact revenge in style with this foam dart-firing Tommy gun. A classic drum magazine allows wannabe wiseguys to shoot 20 squidgy slugs in rata-tat-tat succession
- ideal for high-flying hit men! (Toothpick & trilby not included).
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Make a complete Capone out of yourself & exact revenge in style with this foam dart-firing Tommy gun. A classic drum magazine allows wannabe wiseguys to shoot 20 squidgy slugs in rata-tat-tat succession
- ideal for high-flying hit men! (Toothpick & trilby not included).
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