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Scientifically illustrating the relationship between profanity, science & art, this one-of-a-kind, Modern Toss-approved contraption is a real life periodic table of swearing. Simply press any one of its 100 buttons to hear a staggeringly creative volley of filth. It is big, it is clever & it costs fifty gr&. Now eff off!

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