Spreadable Pornstar
- Pop the lid off & help yourself to a guilty fingerful of tropical decadence. Each sinful spoonful contains
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Spreadable Rum
- Each spoonful of this artisan marmalade is a sensual explosion of spiced rum in your mouth. Prepared with NO artificial
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Spreadable Whisky
- The surprisingly delicious way to sneak a rich dose of malty goodness onto your morning toast. Marvellously
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Step aside, Marmite. Be gone, Nutella. & don’t even contemplate hanging around, peanut butter. You’ve all been replaced. Spreadable whisky is the surprisingly delicious way to sneak a rich dose of malty goodness onto your morning toast. Marvellously indulgent, it’s the perfect treat for when a morning tipple would be a step too far into alcoholism. A seductive hint of what smokey delight lies beyond sundown. Pro tip: goes phenomenally with a delicious triangle of Roquefort cheese on a cracker
- or Monterey Jack if you’re a softlad.
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Ripe for Secret Santa or a Stocking Filler. Brussel Sprout Eye Pad is the festive version of the classic sliced cucumber on the eyes. ...

Whether scribbling away on a desk, indulging in far too much art homework or being mesmerised for hours by the electric sharpener
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Spyro the Dragon Cable Guy
- When you’ve had enough of gaming for one day, down tools & ensure your controllers are always neat
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This Squawking Stress Chicken is the ultimate mood lifter, great at breaking awkward silences or adding some comic relief to serious situations. ...

Between credit card bills, mortgages & lingering student loans, we all know someone who'd take their chances in the Squid Game to clear their debt – so why not send them a mysterious invite out of the blue? Featuring the iconic symbols on one side & the telephone number on the other, this flawless replica of the Squid Game enrolment card has been lovingly h&-printed by the friendly guys at Buck Shop. To make this the perfect gifting experience for any Squid Game super-fan, the card is neatly packaged in a ribboned presentation box inspired by the coffins featured in the show. Ready to play? Bonus Trivia! Netflix had to edit the original phone number on the back of the card because it turned out it was a real South Korean mobile number. The owner was inundated with calls
- some of which were people asking to take part in the actual game! Each to their own.
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Please wipe your Squid Game-regulation white slip-ons before you enter the house – or it's game over. Made from hard-wearing coconut-fibre & h&-sprayed with the iconic Squid Game court markings, our Squid Game Doormat is the perfect gift for hardcore fans of the must-see Netflix show. Whether you're looking for an unusual house-warming gift or you just want to add a little ominous welcome to your own porch space
- grab yourself a Squid Game doormat.
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