Bow down to our mild-mannered lord & saviour – the Flying Spaghetti Monster! It all began back in 2005 when a guy stuck two fingers up to Creationism, popped a colander on his head & claimed he was a devout Pastafarian. As far as he was concerned, the welcoming church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster was as legitimate as any other religion. He may be right, because it's spawned a whole light-hearted internet movement that's been around ever since! More importantly – it's spawned this Spaghetti Monster Colander! Lovely yellow colour, two big beady eyes on stalks to hold onto, perfectly-sized holes for pasta-straining, & it fits comfortably over the average human head. What more could you ask for?