If you're thinking this is one of those inventions that should have never left the back of a pub napkin
- you'd be wrong! The Self
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When it comes to giving gifts, apparently it’s just the thought that counts. Well, we disagree. First you have to figure out what to get. Which is hard enough when you actually like the person, but what if they’re just an acquaintance, or even worse, a family member? Then you actually have to find the present
- whether in the crush of people at a store, or in your pants on the Internet
- & then you have to wrap it & give it to the lucky sod. Luckily, you’ve got a secret weapon. Our new & enhanced Themed Mystery Boxes. That’s right! Whether you’re lazy, lost or just lacking inspiration, we’ve got you covered. Simply choose a theme, & we’ll h&-pick a selection of Firebox products, saving you the hassle & over 25% off the normal retail price. Take advantage of delivery & gift wrap & then sit back & bask in the praise & adoration, (and act like you put a lot of thought into it).

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Tired of absent-mindedly murdering your houseplants & feeling really guilty about it? Us too 👀 Well, we've got great news, lazy plant-keeping salvation is here! No, not another boring cactus
- meet the Self-Watering Herb House! This perky little ceramic planter comes with four separate growing areas, perfect for herbs & small plants. The house in the centre is hollow so you can fill it up with water & the plants in its "garden" will soak up the water as & when they need it!
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Tired of absent-mindedly murdering your houseplants & feeling really guilty about it? Us too. Well, we've got great news
- lazy
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Are you a forgetful plant parent? Has many a poor flower died at your neglectful hands? This whimsical red fungus will help you out! Simply fill the Mushroom Planter with water, pop it in your plant pot & you’re good to go. ...

The solution to the perfect selfie is as simple as you'd expect
- it's the Smartphone Camera Remote & it does exactly what you
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Since you guys have been messaging us sooo much, we decided to hop on here real quick to tell you about this adorbs Selfie Tripod with LED Ring from the good folks at Firebox. ...

Seni Turn
- Cycling is fun, good for you, & every-so-often terrifying. Drivers don’t seem to give a sh*t about you & pedestrians
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The guys at <strong> Signfeld</strong> (not a typo, just an ingenious company name) have used a vintage shop sign style to immortalise Lloyd Brauns dawning realisation
- ignore ineffective self-help mantras & embrace your anger & madness.
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The guys at <strong> Signfeld</strong> (not a typo, just an ingenious company name) have used a vintage shop sign style to immortalise Lloyd Brauns dawning realisation
- ignore ineffective self-help mantras & embrace your anger & madness.
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