Do you feel that your garden has become a bit too regimental, a little too organised & unnatural? Perhaps you're looking to create a welcoming & vibrant habitat for butterflies & bees? Or maybe your neighbour has a particularly boring backyard that needs perking up? ...

Do you feel that your garden has become a bit too regimental, a little too organised & unnatural? Perhaps you're looking to create a welcoming & vibrant habitat for butterflies & bees? Or maybe your neighbour has a particularly boring backyard that needs perking up? ...

Do you feel that your garden has become a bit too regimental, a little too organised & unnatural? Perhaps you're looking to create a welcoming & vibrant habitat for butterflies & bees? Or maybe your neighbour has a particularly boring backyard that needs perking up? ...

Do you feel that your garden has become a bit too regimental, a little too organised & unnatural? Perhaps you're looking to create a welcoming & vibrant habitat for butterflies & bees? Or maybe your neighbour has a particularly boring backyard that needs perking up? ...

Grow your own salad leaves the high-tech way with this seed-impregnated mat with its own protective micro-environment. Scientifically developed to conserve water & produce chemical, bug & disease-free veg, it’s the greatest grow-your-own innovation since the growbag. Pass the Thousand Isl&. ...

Do you have a reputation for being the grim reaper of house plants? This planter is so convenient & easy to use that even a notorious slayer of herbs like you can figure it out in no time.  Simply wet the included rope, place it in the planter as per the instructions, then thread it through the holes in the planter into the water pot & voila
- your greenery will be hydrated for up to eight weeks without you having to lift a not-so-green finger. Easy as that. 
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If you're thinking this is one of those inventions that should have never left the back of a pub napkin
- you'd be wrong! The Self
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If you're thinking this is one of those inventions that should have never left the back of a pub napkin
- you'd be wrong! The Self
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When it comes to giving gifts, apparently it’s just the thought that counts. Well, we disagree. First you have to figure out what to get. Which is hard enough when you actually like the person, but what if they’re just an acquaintance, or even worse, a family member? Then you actually have to find the present
- whether in the crush of people at a store, or in your pants on the Internet
- & then you have to wrap it & give it to the lucky sod. Luckily, you’ve got a secret weapon. Our new & enhanced Themed Mystery Boxes. That’s right! Whether you’re lazy, lost or just lacking inspiration, we’ve got you covered. Simply choose a theme, & we’ll h&-pick a selection of Firebox products, saving you the hassle & over 25% off the normal retail price. Take advantage of delivery & gift wrap & then sit back & bask in the praise & adoration, (and act like you put a lot of thought into it).

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Tired of absent-mindedly murdering your houseplants & feeling really guilty about it? Us too 👀 Well, we've got great news, lazy plant-keeping salvation is here! No, not another boring cactus
- meet the Self-Watering Herb House! This perky little ceramic planter comes with four separate growing areas, perfect for herbs & small plants. The house in the centre is hollow so you can fill it up with water & the plants in its "garden" will soak up the water as & when they need it!
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