Get ready to drop some garden beats with our " Rap Icons Plant Markers"! These four markers tip their hats to hip-hop royalty: Tupac, Snoop Dogg, Notorious BIG, & Eminem. Imagine your basil spitting verses & your rosemary rocking the mic. Crafted from tough, weather-resistant materials, these markers are built to withstand the toughest bars. Amp up your garden's cool factor with these iconic markers – it's garden gangsta time! ...

Recipients will be reaching for the sticky tape the second they tear open this innocent looking wrapping paper because the reverse side features a gaggle of ravishing young beauties & blokes in their undergarments. All together now: Phwoar! ...

Captain's Log. Stardate 2016. We've landed in a curious new world, overgrown with dense nasal foliage. Large golden boulders are strewn about the place & there's a soft whistling wind in the air. We're beginning to have breathing difficulties. Back-up has been requested. We'll be fine as soon as our ship beams down the Ray Gun Nose Trimmer. ...

Ray Gun Nose Trimmer is the perfect gift for men with an unruly, bush of nasal hair. Get those flaring nostrils trimmed with this therapeutic present. A great gift for him. ...

These days, most celebrities have had 'a bit of work done'. Usually by professionals
- but now it's your turn! Ready Steady Sculpt!
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Real Wine Gums
- The clever clogses (note to self: look up plural of clogs) at The Real Wine Gum reckoned that’s a bit weird
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Real Wine Gums
- The clever clogses (note to self: look up plural of clogs) at The Real Wine Gum reckoned that’s a bit weird
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Real Wine Gums
- The clever clogses (note to self: look up plural of clogs) at The Real Wine Gum reckoned that’s a bit weird
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So, you know how Wine Gums (the classic, fruity chewy sweet) don’t actually contain wine? The clever clogses (note to self: look up plural of clogs) at The Real Wine Gum reckoned that’s a bit weird & there should be a wine version, so they made one. & now YOU can try them! They also made them rich, indulgent & suitable for all but the teetotal. Seriously, they’re suitable for vegans, veggies, those with nut allergies, lactose intolerance, & even aversions to fat & artificial colourings. What an inclusive gummy. Why settle for just a glass of wine or a mere packet of Haribos when you could be delicately nibbling your way through these like a true sophisticate? It’s the best of both worlds, & it’s god damn delicious. ...

Crafted from <strong>100% real wood</strong> (that’s right!) these cases look & feel just like a tree. Assuming the tree has been delicately cut with lasers into either a world map or an intricate puzzle design, then treated with a natural varnish & turned into <strong>a luxury iPhone case</strong>. ...