What a curiously patterned mu... oh it's a load of tiny dicks. There are no two ways about it – this mug is covered with hundreds of micro penises. An inspired design that casually treads the fine line between subtle abstract masterpiece & horrendous phallic overload. Is it just us or does it have a bit of a Scandi vibe going on? Best not to overthink it – it's a cup of dicks!