Like the clinging feet of a tenacious gecko, the Grip Strip will hold just about anything in place. & all without a single magnet, velcro strip, or sticky adhesive in sight. Thanks to the revolutionary polymer compound that its made from, this advanced silicone material grips everything from iPads to Sat Navs. Just slap it on your dashboard, desk or wall & place your items on top. As if by magic, your possessions will defy the forces of nature & be held in place – it's an incredibly satisfying miracle of modern science to behold. Resistant to water, high temperatures & sunlight, it’s perfectly at home wherever you choose to put it. & it never needs replenishing either – when the stickiness begins to wear off, just wipe it with a damp towel & it’ll be as good as new. We're pretty sure that this doesn't apply to geckos though. ...

Like the clinging feet of a tenacious gecko, the Grip Strip will hold just about anything in place. & all without a single magnet, velcro strip, or sticky adhesive in sight. Thanks to the revolutionary polymer compound that its made from, this advanced silicone material grips everything from iPads to Sat Navs. Just slap it on your dashboard, desk or wall & place your items on top. As if by magic, your possessions will defy the forces of nature & be held in place – it's an incredibly satisfying miracle of modern science to behold. Resistant to water, high temperatures & sunlight, it’s perfectly at home wherever you choose to put it. & it never needs replenishing either – when the stickiness begins to wear off, just wipe it with a damp towel & it’ll be as good as new. We're pretty sure that this doesn't apply to geckos though. ...

Like the clinging feet of a tenacious gecko, the Grip Strip will hold just about anything in place. & all without a single magnet, velcro strip, or sticky adhesive in sight. Thanks to the revolutionary polymer compound that its made from, this advanced silicone material grips everything from iPads to Sat Navs. Just slap it on your dashboard, desk or wall & place your items on top. As if by magic, your possessions will defy the forces of nature & be held in place – it's an incredibly satisfying miracle of modern science to behold. Resistant to water, high temperatures & sunlight, it’s perfectly at home wherever you choose to put it. & it never needs replenishing either – when the stickiness begins to wear off, just wipe it with a damp towel & it’ll be as good as new. We're pretty sure that this doesn't apply to geckos though. ...

Like the clinging feet of a tenacious gecko, the Grip Strip will hold just about anything in place. & all without a single magnet, velcro strip, or sticky adhesive in sight. Thanks to the revolutionary polymer compound that its made from, this advanced silicone material grips everything from iPads to Sat Navs. Just slap it on your dashboard, desk or wall & place your items on top. As if by magic, your possessions will defy the forces of nature & be held in place – it's an incredibly satisfying miracle of modern science to behold. Resistant to water, high temperatures & sunlight, it’s perfectly at home wherever you choose to put it. & it never needs replenishing either – when the stickiness begins to wear off, just wipe it with a damp towel & it’ll be as good as new. We're pretty sure that this doesn't apply to geckos though. ...

Like the clinging feet of a tenacious gecko, the Grip Strip will hold just about anything in place. & all without a single magnet, velcro strip, or sticky adhesive in sight. Thanks to the revolutionary polymer compound that its made from, this advanced silicone material grips everything from iPads to Sat Navs. Just slap it on your dashboard, desk or wall & place your items on top. As if by magic, your possessions will defy the forces of nature & be held in place – it's an incredibly satisfying miracle of modern science to behold. Resistant to water, high temperatures & sunlight, it’s perfectly at home wherever you choose to put it. & it never needs replenishing either – when the stickiness begins to wear off, just wipe it with a damp towel & it’ll be as good as new. We're pretty sure that this doesn't apply to geckos though. ...

These mushroom bath bombs are magic! Not in the sense that you’ll have vivid hallucinations if you eat them (please don’t), but because they’ll relax your mind, body & soul with their tropical scent when you put one in your bath.  ...

Squats? Swiss ball leg curls? Cosmetic surgery?! There are better ways to Grow a Booty. & with our patented method you'll see results in just 15-20 days! ...

Grow A Dick
- This is no bird-of-paradise-flower-situation, these spicy red numbers are unmistakably penile from head to shaft.
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Spicy bellend! No, it’s not an STD, it’s the organic produce from our super easy Grow A Dick Kit! This sassy little cube has a big surprise inside: spoiler alert, it’s everything you need to grow a girthy batch of capsicum annuum
- AKA phallic chillies! This is no bird-of-paradise-flower-situation, these spicy red numbers are unmistakably penile from head to shaft. Except for the little green bit on the stem, obvs. If you actually have one of those on your knob, please see a doctor, you may be at risk of being diagnosed as a plant. All you have do to bring your willy chillies to life is open the cube & pour a little water on the pre-planted seeds. Pop it in a bright, warm place & keep watering every so often to keep them moist
- in 12-18 days, you’ll be seeing a red cock rising out of the soil. Mental. In a few weeks, you could be slicing your very own scarlet bellend into a sexy stir fry! Nice. When you’re ready to repot your plants into something more fitting (coming soon: the Firebox terracotta vagina), the magical eco-friendly cube will slowly decompose & turn into valuable coconut fibre fertiliser for the plant, enriched with all sorts of stuff that makes chillies fully erect big & handsome. Now all you need is a pair of ginger balls to go with them for a culinary genital match made in Heaven.

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When it comes to veggies, there's not a lot to get excited about these days. Our ancestors enjoyed a waaay more psychedelic selection of veg than we do. Bloody Tesco. Thanks to our Grow It Freaky Veg kit you can revive a whole array of trippy-looking treats, including: violet Queen Beans Black Russian Tomatoes Dark Opal Tomatoes Cosmic violet Carrots Hungarian Black Peppers This super satisfying kit comes with hybrid seeds, pots, peat & plant markers so you can get growing right away. Just think, you'll never have to endure a run-of-the-mill orange carrot again! ...